dude, i am only 33 and I have had about 4 of them. prostate cancer runs in my family and I had stomach issue a few years back and they kept checking my prostate. then I had a sore groin and my doc checked me again then. After the third one, I thought they were telling me either to stop coming in (finally diagnosed with IBS a year later), the doctor really liked me, or they get a hell of a reimbursment for it.
yeah, its not fun. thank god my doc has small hands. the doctor had the nerve to ask me if it was uncomfortable...I was like...urgh, ahhh, yeah dude...urgh.
i didnt think they were supposed to take 20 minutes?
I've had a few and now that I know it's coming it isn't a big deal. Most of what I'm writing here is to be somewhat funny. Not to get toooo graphic but sometimes he hits the "shit button" when he goes in. :eek: TMI!!!
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I've had a few and now that I know it's coming it isn't a big deal. Most of what I'm writing here is to be somewhat funny. Not to get toooo graphic but sometimes he hits the "shit button" when he goes in. :eek: TMI!!!
i hear you. hench the 20 minute joke. no button pressed on me yet.
the first time I wanted to just leave. its akward, he has to call the nurse in during it (lawsuit thing I guess, or just a fetish...ha ha), and I wasnt expecting it, then I start thinking about the result on the hemoccult card and what if there a problem...it just sucked.
now, Im a pro...haha. hey man, if its what it takes to prevent an awful disease down the road or possibly cure it early, im an down with it.
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Fuck that. Any doctor who comes near my arse will be practicing his expert surgery skills sewing his fingers back on.
That's how I feel as well. So, I'll probably die of prostate cancer. Good thing I'm ok with the thought of dying because I do very little to prevent it...
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That's how I feel as well. So, I'll probably die of prostate cancer. Good thing I'm ok with the thought of dying because I do very little to prevent it...
Mind you, you know what's worse than an arse probe. Being treated for kidney stones.
Mind you, you know what's worse than an arse probe. Being treated for kidney stones.
Damn right. I have not had the pleasure and I hope I never do. I heard drinking cranberry juice is a good way preventing them.
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Yeah, a prostate check is going to help anything. They'll need to do some carbon dating first...
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the first time I wanted to just leave. its akward, he has to call the nurse in during it (lawsuit thing I guess, or just a fetish...ha ha), and I wasnt expecting it, then I start thinking about the result on the hemoccult card and what if there a problem...it just sucked.
now, Im a pro...haha. hey man, if its what it takes to prevent an awful disease down the road or possibly cure it early, im an down with it.
That's weird for a dentist.
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ever serve time doc?
blood pressure 124/70... everything else is fine and where it should be... heart is perfect... all is well
oh yeah, and no STD's either :cool:
ps.. on the topic of this thread... i am glad i have not had a doctor shove anything up my ass yet
That's how I feel as well. So, I'll probably die of prostate cancer. Good thing I'm ok with the thought of dying because I do very little to prevent it...
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Mind you, you know what's worse than an arse probe. Being treated for kidney stones.
Damn right. I have not had the pleasure and I hope I never do. I heard drinking cranberry juice is a good way preventing them.
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