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kh65kh65 Posts: 946
edited June 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
Guys, you know what I mean. NOT FUN!!! (I'm still getting over mine from today. I am NEVER going to prison!!)
"If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    ya have that "squishy" feeling?
  • kh65kh65 Posts: 946
    dissidentman wrote:
    ya have that "squishy" feeling?

    I have no idea what he was looking for. But it was not enjoyable. At least he appoligized afterwards.
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 17,155
    Did Dr. Fingerman at least buy you dinner first?
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • kh65kh65 Posts: 946
    Poncier wrote:
    Did Dr. Fingerman at least buy you dinner first?
    No, he wanted money from me!!! :)
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    "MOON RIVER!"


    "usin' the whole fist there doc?"

    :D
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    kh65 wrote:
    Guys, you know what I mean. NOT FUN!!! (I'm still getting over mine from today. I am NEVER going to prison!!)

    Did the doc go where no man has gone before ?

    ;)
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  • RolandTD20KdrummerRolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    lycopene is your friend.
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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  • kh65kh65 Posts: 946
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Did the doc go where no man has gone before ?

    ;)
    This is true. Unless you count the last couple of physicals.
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
  • HailHailVitalogyHailHailVitalogy Posts: 5,417
    I have to start doing mine when I hit 30...because theres prostate cancer in my family (grandfather) and my dad has an "enlarged" prostate right now and he turns 49 in a month, so who knows thats going on with that...so looks like I'm next :-\
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  • jimed14jimed14 Posts: 9,488
    cutback wrote:
    "MOON RIVER!"


    "usin' the whole fist there doc?"

    :D

    "juuuust relax Mr. Babar .... "
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    jimed14 wrote:
    "juuuust relax Mr. Babar .... "

    "well mr babar i can't find anything wrong with you."

    "well it's not for a lack of looking."

    :D
  • kh65kh65 Posts: 946
    Apparently when you hit 50 it gets more fun. They start jamming probes in the outtake. So, there is always that to look forward to.
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
  • RolandTD20KdrummerRolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    Always choose a doctor with the heart of a lion, and the hands of a woman.
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

    (\__/)
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  • urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    Men are such babies....;) :)
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    no glove, no lube?
  • kh65kh65 Posts: 946
    urbanhippie wrote:
    Men are such babies....;) :)
    Unless someone has had a sex change. One sex should never judge the other by their needed medical procedures. But thank God my equip. is on the outside. That's all I'm saying.
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
  • kh65kh65 Posts: 946
    dissidentman wrote:
    no glove, no lube?
    There was both, thank God. I'm not getting this done on the street. It was a real Dr. :)
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    kh65 wrote:
    There was both, thank God. I'm not getting this done on the street. It was a real Dr. :)


    Like Dr. J is a doctor? or like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?
  • kh65kh65 Posts: 946
    dissidentman wrote:
    Like Dr. J is a doctor? or like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?
    They aren't? :)
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
  • elmerelmer Posts: 1,683
    sod the prostate, I wouldn't even let them wag their finger in me face!
  • westsidepiewestsidepie Posts: 627
    If you really want to have fun, try it with a female doctor. My doctor is female. While I am trying to go to my happy place so I don't embarrass myself somehow (like the worry, what if I fart when she pulls her finger out), she keeps trying to engage me in conversation about how good my prostrate is doing.
    To pie I will reply
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    is who I am

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  • gobrowns19gobrowns19 Posts: 1,447
    I would hate that so much. I hope I never turn 40. ???
    Happiness is only real when shared
  • DocChicagoDocChicago Posts: 653
    you guys are a bunch of crybabies. a prostate exam lasts 10 seconds. a colonoscopy lasts a half hour. neither of them makes you gay. they are both better than cancer. suck it up and look after yourselves.
    It is time to admit that we used to rock like hurricanes. It is time to run for the hills and go round and round. It is time for us to shout at the devil. We've got the right to choose it, there ain't no way we'll lose it, and we're not gonna take it anymore.
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  • westsidepiewestsidepie Posts: 627
    DocChicago wrote:
    you guys are a bunch of crybabies. a prostate exam lasts 10 seconds. a colonoscopy lasts a half hour. neither of them makes you gay. they are both better than cancer. suck it up and look after yourselves.

    I never said anything about being gay. The whole thing was just awkward. I have had the colonoscopy, but I cannot comment on it. The last thing I remember is 100...99...98...

    PS It came out completely clear. Healthy prostrate and a good looking colon.
    To pie I will reply
    But mr. justam
    is who I am

    "That's a repulsive combination of horrible information and bad breath."-Pickles

    "Remember, death is a natural part of the workplace. So, when you see a dead body at work, don't freak out, just ring your death bell." "ting"-Toki Wartooth
  • gobrowns19gobrowns19 Posts: 1,447
    DocChicago wrote:
    you guys are a bunch of crybabies. a prostate exam lasts 10 seconds. a colonoscopy lasts a half hour. neither of them makes you gay. they are both better than cancer. suck it up and look after yourselves.

    Chill out, everyone knows it's required because like 1 in 3 men or whatever get it. No one said it makes you gay, the OP was commenting on how it was awkward and perhaps uncomfortable.
    Happiness is only real when shared
  • RolandTD20KdrummerRolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    urbanhippie wrote:
    Men are such babies....;) :)

    We're not used to inserting, unless were doing the inserting.

    The first guy who got it, his doctor had hands like a gorilla, and the bad gossip spread from there.

    Any guy that's been knocked out and cut into for a few hours, is not worrying about a curious finger.

    It's a get there form here kinda thing
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

    (\__/)
    ( o.O)
    (")_(")
  • LONGRDLONGRD Posts: 6,036
    One of the few benefits of being a member of the A/PI race is that we're the healthiest groups of people.
    Weird to think that the people who eats the craziest/weirdest food is the healthiest and least at risk.

    A/PI more likely to survive prostate cancer.
    http://www.prostatecancerfoundation.org/site/c.itIWK2OSG/b.3288981/k.F7D8/Asian_Men_More_Likely_to_Survive_Prostate_Cancer.htm

    Life/Health expectancy.
    http://www.pubmedcentral.nih.gov/articlerender.fcgi?artid=1448261

    :o I will have mine check as well though since all my native people's official documents were burnt down during the civil war.
    I don't even have a birth certificate. :o
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    LongRd. wrote:
    :o I will have mine check as well though since all my native people's official documents were burnt down during the civil war.
    I don't even have a birth certificate. :o

    You lost your birth certificate in the Civil War? Damn...
  • kh65kh65 Posts: 946
    dissidentman wrote:
    You lost your birth certificate in the Civil War? Damn...
    Shit, I know that there are some old fans but that fuckin takes the cake!! :)
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
  • Flannel ShirtFlannel Shirt Posts: 1,021
    kh65 wrote:
    Guys, you know what I mean. NOT FUN!!! (I'm still getting over mine from today. I am NEVER going to prison!!)
    dude, i am only 33 and I have had about 4 of them. prostate cancer runs in my family and I had stomach issue a few years back and they kept checking my prostate. then I had a sore groin and my doc checked me again then. After the third one, I thought they were telling me either to stop coming in (finally diagnosed with IBS a year later), the doctor really liked me, or they get a hell of a reimbursment for it.


    yeah, its not fun. thank god my doc has small hands. the doctor had the nerve to ask me if it was uncomfortable...I was like...urgh, ahhh, yeah dude...urgh.

    i didnt think they were supposed to take 20 minutes?
    All that's sacred, comes from youth....dedications, naive and true.
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