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The AET Film Script thread

harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
edited November 2007 in All Encompassing Trip
Right, everyone, I'm bored so we are going to write a film script, 1 UTTERANCE FROM 1 CHARACTER PER PERSON. Obviously I don't just want six people on the thread, so anyone can be any of these six characters when they add a line.

There are six characters: a mother, a father, a baby, an older brother and his twin sister, and their pet (talking) gold fish.

Your line/series of lines must logically follow on from the next.

I'll start.





Baby (crying like a little mofo): WAAAAAHHHH WAAAAAAAHHHH WAAAAAHHHH *sniff*
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

- the great Sir Leo Harrison
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  • father: honey, shut that piece of s*** up!
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • brother: I'll do it! (puts on yield)
    drowning, drinking the light
    god's eyes are closed, just like yours
  • chinobaezachinobaeza SantiagoPosts: 2,486
    (mothers lights a cigarette)
  • mother: son, what is that shit you're always putting on the cd player?
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,962
    (bear - the talking fish) - is anyone going to feed me?
    I love to turn you on
  • brother: guess what mom... the doc cut the cord, so you're gonna have to drop the leash
    drowning, drinking the light
    god's eyes are closed, just like yours
  • Bear the talking fish: Why did I ever let such a family of retards take me home in a plastic bag?
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • sister: mommy im confused! something strange is happening... like, down there!
    drowning, drinking the light
    god's eyes are closed, just like yours
  • father: hey u little fish theres a toilet with ur name written all over it
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • Baby: wwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh waaaaaaaaaahhhh wwaaaaahhhhh *sniff*
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • father: come look at your daughter, her vaginas bleedin
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • mother: It's ok sweety, momma's comin! It's normal, I promise. Now stop crying like a hoebag and we'll sort it out.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • father: ok guys, everyone shut up for a second. we have a customer on his way who definitely does not f*** around. i know that as a family we've sold drugs to some of the most low down crack whores and high up gangsters in this town, but for this one we're going to have to be ready for anything...
    drowning, drinking the light
    god's eyes are closed, just like yours
  • the doorbell rings - father looks through the window and thinks OH MY GOD! It's my mistress!!!! WTF do I have to do now.........
  • (father opens the door)

    Father: hello, can I help you madam?
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • mother: (pulls out a glock) this can't be the big badass you're talking about
    drowning, drinking the light
    god's eyes are closed, just like yours
  • father starts talking shit
  • Fish: 'And still no one has fed me!'
  • father starts talking shit

    Father: Honey, this is..... uh..... no, it isn't...... not exactly.... I mean... Oh fuck.... but she is here to buy drugs, aren't you madam? (winks at his mistress)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Sister: My vagina is still bleeding here!!!!
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • father says: Shut the fuck up you all! I'm busy!
  • Fish: 'What kind of disfunctional family is this? I'm STARVING here!'
  • (Bear the fish folds his arms)

    Fish: I'm missin' meals here, and no one even cares. No one hears the cries of the hungry!
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • father: I said: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
  • father:Fish, go asking your mom, can't you see I'm busy?
  • memememe Posts: 4,692
    I bet Kat's going to have nightmares about this.
    ... and the will to show I will always be better than before.
  • meme wrote:
    I bet Kat's going to have nightmares about this.

    No, this is the first movie with a script from PJ fans :D
  • Father (to his mistress/the drug customer): Now, what was it we can do for you? Honestly, family. You can't take 'em anywhere. We only moved into the neighborhood a week ago and already they're ruining its reputation.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Fish: mommy I'm starving!!!
  • (Brother runs to feed the fish, but not before turning up Yield)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
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