Things You Consumed As A Child...

mookie9999
mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
edited December 2012 in All Encompassing Trip
That you never should have.

For me:
Windex (It's blue and oh so tasty looking, mom won't mind if I toss back the bottle!)

Swallowed gum (that's gum with a "G" sickos)

Spare Change (Hoping for a better exchange rate?)

Mayonaise & Mustard Sandwiches (Not harmful per se, but the thought of them makes me want to vomit)

Sand/Dirt (Mud Pies don't contain real mud, who woulda thunk it?)

So what types of disgusting things did you eat as a kid but still live to tell about it?!?
"The leads are weak!"

"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

"What's your name?"

"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    certain Conservative Christian doctrines
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Sand/Dirt (Mud Pies don't contain real mud, who woulda thunk it?)

    I never consumed mud pies but I always tried to get my mum to eat them. Yum!

    *Edit* It really is mud where I live.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    I ate a lizard. (while it was alive)

    I drank pickle juice (because of that stupid freaking judy blume book)

    I drank beer that had ash in it (from a party my parents had at our house - it was the next day, and i wanted to try beer...of course i didnt know that sometimes people use beer cans as ashtrays.)

    I ate a sandwich that my brother put boogers in (I still check my bread and it's been 26 years.)

    hmn, I am sure there are more...I used to eat crayons...and I liked to lick glitter.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    failedpersephone wrote:
    I ate a lizard. (while it was alive)

    I drank pickle juice (because of that stupid freaking judy blume book)

    I drank beer that had ash in it (from a party my parents had at our house - it was the next day, and i wanted to try beer...of course i didnt know that sometimes people use beer cans as ashtrays.)

    I ate a sandwich that my brother put boogers in (I still check my bread and it's been 26 years.)

    hmn, I am sure there are more...I used to eat crayons...and I liked to lick glitter.

    :D You're SO funny!

    P.S. I know you're being serious!
  • QuarterToTen
    QuarterToTen Cincinnati, Ohio Posts: 3,652
    i would eat erasers....and poster paint.

    odd child i was, maybe i was vitamin deficient or something.
    Nice shirt.
  • drivingrl
    drivingrl Posts: 1,448
    Cheese and ketchup sandwiches.

    Oh, and those Little Debbie zebra cakes. Nasty!
    drivingrl: "Will I ever get to meet Gwen Stefani?"
    kevinbeetle: "Yes. When her career washes up and her and Gavin move to Galveston, you will meet her at Hot Topic shopping for a Japanese cheerleader outfit.

    Next!"
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    I used to eat OXO cubes. (they're stock cubes, if you don't know).
  • Get_Right
    Get_Right Posts: 14,211
    where to begin

    plastic "army guys"

    silly string

    definitely gnawed on some lincoln logs, superballs, and plenty of grass

    and my all time favorite food as a child
    PLAYDOH
  • pjtaper
    pjtaper Posts: 3,020
    animal products!
    SICKENING!
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    pjtaper wrote:
    animal products!
    SICKENING!

    Are we talking Milk Bones here, or are you now a vegetarian and are referring to meat?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Collin
    Collin Posts: 4,931
    Spiders, worms and flies.

    Wood (for some reason I thought it would taste like chicken, it didn't).

    Chalk.

    Play-doh.
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  • Linda
    Linda Posts: 1,656
    pjtaper wrote:
    animal products!
    SICKENING!


    i use to do that, just one tiny little bite of a dogcookie.....every time i gave buddy one..
    i'm not happy yet.....
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    earwax

    :eek:


    my sister would eat snails straight from the garden and put the shells in her diapers.....:D
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Linda wrote:
    i use to do that, just one tiny little bite of a dogcookie.....every time i gave buddy one..

    :D I think everyone's tried their pet food!


    Haven't they?
  • fyreguy73
    fyreguy73 Posts: 168
    I would show people that I could eat dirt, and I was very proud of it.
    Do you remember those counting blocks that were made out of wood and camo in rows of 1 block, 10 blocks and 100. We use to take the row of ten blocks and smoke them, yes, smoke 'em. No wonder my lungs are fucked, I thought it was the Winnie blues..........
    He who forgets, will be destined to remember.

    I wish I was the verb "to trust"
    and never let you down.


    Brisbane 1, 06
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    :D I think everyone's tried their pet food!


    Haven't they?

    That would be a big no from me.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    mookie9999 wrote:
    That would be a big no from me.

    :D Well you should. You should know what your pets are eating!

    That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it!
  • panthergirl
    panthergirl Posts: 469
    cigarettes (i'm sure it was just the one time)
    beads
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    04 10/8 VFC Kissimmee
    03 4/11 WPB, 4/12 HOB Orlando, 7/8,9 MSG
    00 8/24 Jones Bch 8/9,10 WPB
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  • Linda
    Linda Posts: 1,656
    mookie9999 wrote:
    That would be a big no from me.

    make it a little no, dont deny....;)
    i'm not happy yet.....
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    :D Well you should. You should know what your pets are eating!

    That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it!

    No, I'm still gonna pass. However, I'm sure that I'm not the only one as a child trying to sniff their dogs ass to see just what was so interesting to other dogs. Right? *crickets*
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"

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