Things You Consumed As A Child...
mookie9999
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That you never should have.
For me:
Windex (It's blue and oh so tasty looking, mom won't mind if I toss back the bottle!)
Swallowed gum (that's gum with a "G" sickos)
Spare Change (Hoping for a better exchange rate?)
Mayonaise & Mustard Sandwiches (Not harmful per se, but the thought of them makes me want to vomit)
Sand/Dirt (Mud Pies don't contain real mud, who woulda thunk it?)
So what types of disgusting things did you eat as a kid but still live to tell about it?!?
For me:
Windex (It's blue and oh so tasty looking, mom won't mind if I toss back the bottle!)
Swallowed gum (that's gum with a "G" sickos)
Spare Change (Hoping for a better exchange rate?)
Mayonaise & Mustard Sandwiches (Not harmful per se, but the thought of them makes me want to vomit)
Sand/Dirt (Mud Pies don't contain real mud, who woulda thunk it?)
So what types of disgusting things did you eat as a kid but still live to tell about it?!?
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
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- the great Sir Leo Harrison
I never consumed mud pies but I always tried to get my mum to eat them. Yum!
*Edit* It really is mud where I live.
I drank pickle juice (because of that stupid freaking judy blume book)
I drank beer that had ash in it (from a party my parents had at our house - it was the next day, and i wanted to try beer...of course i didnt know that sometimes people use beer cans as ashtrays.)
I ate a sandwich that my brother put boogers in (I still check my bread and it's been 26 years.)
hmn, I am sure there are more...I used to eat crayons...and I liked to lick glitter.
P.S. I know you're being serious!
odd child i was, maybe i was vitamin deficient or something.
Oh, and those Little Debbie zebra cakes. Nasty!
kevinbeetle: "Yes. When her career washes up and her and Gavin move to Galveston, you will meet her at Hot Topic shopping for a Japanese cheerleader outfit.
Next!"
plastic "army guys"
silly string
definitely gnawed on some lincoln logs, superballs, and plenty of grass
and my all time favorite food as a child
PLAYDOH
SICKENING!
Are we talking Milk Bones here, or are you now a vegetarian and are referring to meat?
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
Wood (for some reason I thought it would taste like chicken, it didn't).
Chalk.
Play-doh.
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i use to do that, just one tiny little bite of a dogcookie.....every time i gave buddy one..
:eek:
my sister would eat snails straight from the garden and put the shells in her diapers.....:D
Haven't they?
Do you remember those counting blocks that were made out of wood and camo in rows of 1 block, 10 blocks and 100. We use to take the row of ten blocks and smoke them, yes, smoke 'em. No wonder my lungs are fucked, I thought it was the Winnie blues..........
I wish I was the verb "to trust"
and never let you down.
Brisbane 1, 06
That would be a big no from me.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it!
beads
07 8/5 Lolla 8/2 VIC
06 7/22,23 Gorge 7/20 Ptl
04 10/8 VFC Kissimmee
03 4/11 WPB, 4/12 HOB Orlando, 7/8,9 MSG
00 8/24 Jones Bch 8/9,10 WPB
1998 9/22,23 WPB 1996 10/7 Ft Laud 1994 3/28 Miami
make it a little no, dont deny....;)
No, I'm still gonna pass. However, I'm sure that I'm not the only one as a child trying to sniff their dogs ass to see just what was so interesting to other dogs. Right? *crickets*
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
hahaha, so true
in addition to that one, crayons, markers, and the occasional quarter.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
HA!
and still jonesing for another show....
"the waiting drove me mad..."
I think I tried raw hamburger once too.
I remember in kindergarten, everyone was eating crayons. I never really had the urge, but one night while my mum was busy putting my baby brother to sleep, I took the tiniest little bite of a black crayon to see what all the hype was about. It wasn't even a bite so much as I put my tooth on it. Anyway, immediately after, I was convinced I was going to die. I was so upset and crying and freaking out, but I wouldn't tell my mum because I thought I would get in trouble for eating crayon. it was a traumatic experience. I'll never forget it!
i drank my dads cologne
Old Spice on the rocks?
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
hahah yeah thats exactly what i drank. . . right before my mom called the poison control.
sad face.