There was this girl in kindergarten who used to eat glue, and this one time, a kid snorted a pebble. It took the teacher a few hours to get it out. GROSS! eekkk
I ate toilet paper, newspaper, regular paper, and once, i drank fish blood (i thought my mom made me kool aid). I used to chew on pens, pencils, and crayons. My favorite though was the McDonalds ketchup packets, my parents couldn't keep those away from me.
Don't let the world bring you down, not everyone here is that fucked up and cold. Remember why you came and while you're alive, experience the warmth before you grow old.
Best two days of my life: Oasis at MSG and Pearl Jam at the Gorge.
Dirt. We had a little plant in our living room, and I would just go there and eat the dirt around it. When I came out of the hospital the second time when I was six I sat next to that plant. Then I decided that since I was sick, maybe it contributed to why I was sick. I didn't eat dirt after that.
There is no such thing as leftover pizza. There is now pizza and later pizza. - anonymous The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math - The Mincing Mockingbird
Milkbones - I loved them. I also remember liking glue and erasers.
"I'd rather be with an animal." "Those that can be trusted can change their mind." "The in between is mine." "If I don't lose control, explore and not explode, a preternatural other plane with the power to maintain." "Yeh this is living." "Life is what you make it."
I remember eating some sort of mysterious plant in my grandma's garden with my cousin. It was a vegetable garden, so we thought everything growing in it was edible. It wasn't too bad.
I used to eat butter by itself. My older sister told me to do it. She was old enough to know better, too!
I ate some dry catfood once. I thought it would taste like cereal. It didn't.
i remember my sister and i both loving the taste of baby magic lotion??!
i'd also lick playdoh...tasty
sips of beer from my dad when i was 2.
i wasn't too weird...though my fav. breakfast was french fries and vanilla wafers!! i later developed a love for bologna sandwiches with ranch dressing and bacon bits (also works quite well w/ hot dogs)...i still eat my veggie hot dogs this way now sometimes. it's comforting.
i remember thinking that if i swallowed enough spit...still in my mouth, nothing gross...that i wouldn't be thirsty anymore. i may have also confused ear wax for a bbq chip once...can't remember.
my sister was more adventurous...she drank bleach, super-glued her mouth shut, ate cigarette butts...who knows what else?! could explain a lot now.
yes...i do feel like a human. i do not feel like a tree.
i ate grass
my sister ate slaters
and my friends brother ate toilet paper
I still like a blade of grass now and then. What are slaters?
"I'd rather be with an animal." "Those that can be trusted can change their mind." "The in between is mine." "If I don't lose control, explore and not explode, a preternatural other plane with the power to maintain." "Yeh this is living." "Life is what you make it."
Lets start with what my parents made:
sardine sandwiches, cheese & ketchup sandwiches, fish eggs from the fish we caught in the pond, their little fish eyeballs, too, and chicken hearts, livers and gizzards.
My own doing:
dry cat food that I mixed with water, boogers... that's all I can think of. OH! I remember eating some lemon drops that I found in the bark outside of Safeway, not in their package. Those gave me worms. :(
I ate a penny once cos my sister and brother told me to :rolleyes: i cried and cried and cried and thought I was going to die
we used to eat cow nuts (shuttUP dunk the food cows EAT... not a part of them) but they were quite nice. I still like the smell of the hops from the guinness factory on a clear day when you can smell them across the city... they were quite yum actually
The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
didn't everyone eat playdoh? that stuff just smelled too good to NOT eat! :eek:
The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
I never really ate anything that wasn't a food. Worst thing I did was go to restuarants and eat a good 2-3 packets of sugar per sitting, and my mother actually permitted it. lol.
Play-doh...on a regular basis...loved that high salt content.
I got a nickel lodged in my throat once.
I got caught drinking the Kaz out of a humidifier
I ate a whole bottle of children's aspirin
The best story is me eating that shiny red glass Christmas ornament.
All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.
I ate a big chunk of my grandma's coconut scented soap. She had it in a drawer in a small end table in her living room and it was wrapped in foil(?!!!). I figured that if she had hidden it like that it must be good! I remember choking it down and thinking it tasted terrible but it was candy, so finish the bite.
Mom says that I tried to eat a Gypsy once, but I don't believe her..
'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
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I ate toilet paper, newspaper, regular paper, and once, i drank fish blood (i thought my mom made me kool aid). I used to chew on pens, pencils, and crayons. My favorite though was the McDonalds ketchup packets, my parents couldn't keep those away from me.
Best two days of my life: Oasis at MSG and Pearl Jam at the Gorge.
The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math - The Mincing Mockingbird
I used to eat butter by itself. My older sister told me to do it. She was old enough to know better, too!
I ate some dry catfood once. I thought it would taste like cereal. It didn't.
my sister ate slaters
and my friends brother ate toilet paper
See These Bones
Who could resist that stuff? It smelled so good!
i'd also lick playdoh...tasty
sips of beer from my dad when i was 2.
i wasn't too weird...though my fav. breakfast was french fries and vanilla wafers!! i later developed a love for bologna sandwiches with ranch dressing and bacon bits (also works quite well w/ hot dogs)...i still eat my veggie hot dogs this way now sometimes. it's comforting.
i remember thinking that if i swallowed enough spit...still in my mouth, nothing gross...that i wouldn't be thirsty anymore. i may have also confused ear wax for a bbq chip once...can't remember.
my sister was more adventurous...she drank bleach, super-glued her mouth shut, ate cigarette butts...who knows what else?! could explain a lot now.
See These Bones
Lets start with what my parents made:
sardine sandwiches, cheese & ketchup sandwiches, fish eggs from the fish we caught in the pond, their little fish eyeballs, too, and chicken hearts, livers and gizzards.
My own doing:
dry cat food that I mixed with water, boogers... that's all I can think of. OH! I remember eating some lemon drops that I found in the bark outside of Safeway, not in their package. Those gave me worms. :(
we used to eat cow nuts (shuttUP dunk
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
paste
paper
grass
boogers
and quite possibly, though i cant quote myself with any certainty on this...scabs. ewwwww!!!!! :eek:
oh oh i forgot blood. but i still do that.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
i also ate playdo and paste
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friends don't let friends listen to good charlotte
Fingernails (Bite 'em off and grind 'em up!)
Earwax
Boogers
"I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions." - George Carlin
Random unknown berries off of bushes
Glue
Mr. Zogs Sex Wax
"Forgive every being,
the bad feelings
it's just me"
I got a nickel lodged in my throat once.
I got caught drinking the Kaz out of a humidifier
I ate a whole bottle of children's aspirin
The best story is me eating that shiny red glass Christmas ornament.
no wonder most pj fans are a little strange
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
Oh.. cat food - wit the cats. But I guess lots of kids would do that.