Your toothbrush has fecal matter on it.

sponger
sponger Posts: 3,159
edited January 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
studies have shown that the water droplets in an invisible cloud travel six to eight feet out and up, so the areas of the bathroom not directly adjacent the toilet are still contaminated.

http://serendip.brynmawr.edu/exchange/node/1839
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  • DaytimeDilemma
    DaytimeDilemma Posts: 2,008
    I thought it tasted funny.
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    MY OCD problems just got WORSE!! :eek:

    This is damn nasty!!
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  • small town beck
    small town beck Posts: 6,691
    My lid is ALWAYS down especially when I flush. There is a reason that a toilet has a lid... to CLOSE it!!!

    Gross... :eek:
  • PJ_Saluki
    PJ_Saluki Posts: 1,006
    I keep my toothbrush stashed away in my medicine cabinet with the door closed. So...you're the one with fecal matter on their toothbrush, shit mouth!




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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    that's some shitty news
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Germs get everwhere. Fact. :cool: :D It's really not that big a deal. :)
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Y-yH_Qyipc
  • Swan
    Swan Posts: 350
    i always shut the lid.

    when you smell your poop, that's actually fecal matter in your nose.
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  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    cutback wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Y-yH_Qyipc

    This guy's great! I'm laughing and nodding along. :D (apart from the picking up shit and eating it thing).
  • Dan O'
    Dan O' Posts: 18
    cutback wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Y-yH_Qyipc

    thanks for the laugh
  • butterfly1
    butterfly1 Posts: 372
    I reckon there's fecal matter just about everythere.
  • the wolf
    the wolf Posts: 7,027
    mmmmm, fecal matter. drools.
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  • PJ_Saluki
    PJ_Saluki Posts: 1,006
    Swan wrote:
    i always shut the lid.

    when you smell your poop, that's actually fecal matter in your nose.

    What about when I taste my poop; is there fecal matter in that? Or what about when I smear my poop all over my torso; is there fecal matter in my chest hair?







    OK, that was fucking gross. I"m giving myself a frowny face :(
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  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    PJ_Saluki wrote:
    What about when I taste my poop; is there fecal matter in that? Or what about when I smear my poop all over my torso; is there fecal matter in my chest hair?







    OK, that was fucking gross. I"m giving myself a frowny face :(

    :D
  • LikeAnOcean
    LikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    As long as it doesn't taste like poo, the world will keep spinning..
  • acoustic guy
    acoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    As long as I don't taste it.....screw it. Maybe a little bad breath to deal with but thats it. LOL Hehehehe
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  • sponger
    sponger Posts: 3,159
    The problem I have with flushing with the lid down is that I don't get to watch the poop spin around the bowl and get sucked into the cavern or whatever it's called.
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  • PJ_Saluki
    PJ_Saluki Posts: 1,006
    sponger wrote:
    The problem I have with flushing with the lid down is that I don't get to watch the poop spin around the bowl and get sucked into the cavern or whatever it's called.

    Have you seen the movie where the guy goes around asking people if they look at their shit after they take a dump? I think it was "Smoke" with Harvey Keitel but I'm not for sure.
    "Almost all those politicians took money from Enron, and there they are holding hearings. That's like O.J. Simpson getting in the Rae Carruth jury pool." -- Charles Barkley
  • sponger
    sponger Posts: 3,159
    PJ_Saluki wrote:
    Have you seen the movie where the guy goes around asking people if they look at their shit after they take a dump? I think it was "Smoke" with Harvey Keitel but I'm not for sure.

    No I haven't. I thought I was being original...guess not.
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  • PJ_Saluki
    PJ_Saluki Posts: 1,006
    sponger wrote:
    No I haven't. I thought I was being original...guess not.

    Originality is an illusion. Anything you say or think has been said or thought by someone else, maybe even while you're saying it or thinking it. Unless, a la George Carlin, you say, "After I stick this red hot poker up my asshole I'm going to chop off my dick." Carlin said he was the first person to ever utter those words in that sequence. He might be right.
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