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Your toothbrush has fecal matter on it.

spongersponger Posts: 3,159
edited January 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
studies have shown that the water droplets in an invisible cloud travel six to eight feet out and up, so the areas of the bathroom not directly adjacent the toilet are still contaminated.

http://serendip.brynmawr.edu/exchange/node/1839
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  • DaytimeDilemmaDaytimeDilemma Posts: 2,008
    I thought it tasted funny.
  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    MY OCD problems just got WORSE!! :eek:

    This is damn nasty!!
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  • small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    My lid is ALWAYS down especially when I flush. There is a reason that a toilet has a lid... to CLOSE it!!!

    Gross... :eek:
  • PJ_SalukiPJ_Saluki Posts: 1,006
    I keep my toothbrush stashed away in my medicine cabinet with the door closed. So...you're the one with fecal matter on their toothbrush, shit mouth!




    :)
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    that's some shitty news
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Germs get everwhere. Fact. :cool: :D It's really not that big a deal. :)
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Y-yH_Qyipc
  • SwanSwan Posts: 350
    i always shut the lid.

    when you smell your poop, that's actually fecal matter in your nose.
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  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    cutback wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Y-yH_Qyipc

    This guy's great! I'm laughing and nodding along. :D (apart from the picking up shit and eating it thing).
  • Dan O'Dan O' Posts: 18
    cutback wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Y-yH_Qyipc

    thanks for the laugh
  • butterfly1butterfly1 Posts: 372
    I reckon there's fecal matter just about everythere.
  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    mmmmm, fecal matter. drools.
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  • PJ_SalukiPJ_Saluki Posts: 1,006
    Swan wrote:
    i always shut the lid.

    when you smell your poop, that's actually fecal matter in your nose.

    What about when I taste my poop; is there fecal matter in that? Or what about when I smear my poop all over my torso; is there fecal matter in my chest hair?







    OK, that was fucking gross. I"m giving myself a frowny face :(
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  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    PJ_Saluki wrote:
    What about when I taste my poop; is there fecal matter in that? Or what about when I smear my poop all over my torso; is there fecal matter in my chest hair?







    OK, that was fucking gross. I"m giving myself a frowny face :(

    :D
  • LikeAnOceanLikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    As long as it doesn't taste like poo, the world will keep spinning..
  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    As long as I don't taste it.....screw it. Maybe a little bad breath to deal with but thats it. LOL Hehehehe
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  • spongersponger Posts: 3,159
    The problem I have with flushing with the lid down is that I don't get to watch the poop spin around the bowl and get sucked into the cavern or whatever it's called.
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  • PJ_SalukiPJ_Saluki Posts: 1,006
    sponger wrote:
    The problem I have with flushing with the lid down is that I don't get to watch the poop spin around the bowl and get sucked into the cavern or whatever it's called.

    Have you seen the movie where the guy goes around asking people if they look at their shit after they take a dump? I think it was "Smoke" with Harvey Keitel but I'm not for sure.
    "Almost all those politicians took money from Enron, and there they are holding hearings. That's like O.J. Simpson getting in the Rae Carruth jury pool." -- Charles Barkley
  • spongersponger Posts: 3,159
    PJ_Saluki wrote:
    Have you seen the movie where the guy goes around asking people if they look at their shit after they take a dump? I think it was "Smoke" with Harvey Keitel but I'm not for sure.

    No I haven't. I thought I was being original...guess not.
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  • PJ_SalukiPJ_Saluki Posts: 1,006
    sponger wrote:
    No I haven't. I thought I was being original...guess not.

    Originality is an illusion. Anything you say or think has been said or thought by someone else, maybe even while you're saying it or thinking it. Unless, a la George Carlin, you say, "After I stick this red hot poker up my asshole I'm going to chop off my dick." Carlin said he was the first person to ever utter those words in that sequence. He might be right.
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  • aspoonfulweighsatonaspoonfulweighsaton Posts: 2,055
    Swan wrote:
    when you smell your poop, that's actually fecal matter in your nose.

    So when I smell fried chicken, there's chicken up in there?
  • AbookamongstthemanyAbookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
    I keep my toothbrush inside the medicine cabinet because my cat jumps on the bathroom counter and sits there while I shower and usually knocks stuff around. Now I have another good reason.
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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    oh come on no way... i havent stuck my toothbrush up my bum for ages. :p:D:D


    oh and WOOHOO!!! cause my toilet isnt in my bathroom. :D
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  • restlesssoulrestlesssoul Posts: 6,951
    did you guys see that show about a year and a half ago called AMERICAN INVENTOR???

    it had a couple on there that had invented something addressing this exact problem. it was a toilet seat filter, that would not let the droplets out past the lid. The had invested a lot of money into it. They had slo-mo cameras that had filmed the spray and everything. they got eliminated early. people dont care about stuff they cant see. it wont sell. EDIT: heres the link for the toilet :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAWB5wzSUb0

    its the same show that had the now infamous bullet ball guy. if you havent heard of him you tube him.

    the best part is "youve sold your house, sold your wifes wedding ring and live in your car. what do you have left?"

    he replies: "bullet ball"

    its pathetic. he thinks its gonna be in the olypmics......


    im off to bed, gotta go brush my teeth, thanks!

    EDIT: awww fuck it heres the link
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOOw2yWMSfk
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  • yellowled24yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    I couldve told you that when I stuck it up my arse last night :D
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  • spongersponger Posts: 3,159
    Turns out this was challenged on mythbusters and they found fecal bacteria on toothbrushes not only in the bathroom, but also on ones placed in the kitchen.

    None of the toothbrushes tested on mythbusters had bacteria levels that were considered dangerous.
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  • JennytreeJennytree Posts: 5,340
    sponger wrote:
    Turns out this was challenged on mythbusters and they found fecal bacteria on toothbrushes not only in the bathroom, but also on ones placed in the kitchen.

    None of the toothbrushes tested on mythbusters had bacteria levels that were considered dangerous.

    Gotta love Mythbusters - they proved MacGyver wroooong!

    And I never leave my toothbrush in the bathroom - ye never know what drunk freak wandering through my house would decide to use it *shudders*
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  • spongersponger Posts: 3,159
    PJ_Saluki wrote:
    Originality is an illusion. Anything you say or think has been said or thought by someone else, maybe even while you're saying it or thinking it. Unless, a la George Carlin, you say, "After I stick this red hot poker up my asshole I'm going to chop off my dick." Carlin said he was the first person to ever utter those words in that sequence. He might be right.


    Actually, the Syrians have a torture device called the "black slave". They use it on political prisoners. It's a chair that the prisoner sits on, and it has a red hot poker that is thrusted in and out of the prisoner's rectum, usually making its way all the way to the prisoner's intestines.

    Albeit a genuinely tasteless endeavor, one might attempt to speculate that at some point in time during one of these unimaginably horrific torture sessions, a prisoner could've said something along the lines of George Carlin's comment. You figure that when a person's intenstines are being skewered while that person is alive and conscious, that person would be given to saying just about anything that can be imagined.
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  • PJGARDENPJGARDEN Posts: 1,484
    Thats why mine stays in my bedroom!
  • South of SeattleSouth of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,724
    2 girls 1 cup?
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