Orgasm Dictionary

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  • Danimal
    Danimal Posts: 2,000
    PaulyShoregasm - An Unfunny Fuck
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  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    failedpersephone wrote:
    try that with me and you'll be pulling a morguegasm!

    knicks???

    You said the only thing I would be pulling is a hamstring?!?! :eek:

    As to the Knicks, I tried to keep it local for Jose. If I was pulling the ole ignorgasm it would be Celtics all the way!! Especially if they're playing the Lakers and Kareem Abdul Jabbargasm is in attendance.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 31,698
    mookie9999 wrote:
    You said the only thing I would be pulling is a hamstring?!?! :eek:

    As to the Knicks, I tried to keep it local for Jose. If I was pulling the ole ignorgasm it would be Celtics all the way!! Especially if they're playing the Lakers and Kareem Abdul Jabbargasm is in attendance.


    ha ha you were watching yesterday did she know you were watching while doing the deed ,did you go the whole four qtrs or only a half ...;)
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    josevolution wrote:
    ha ha you were watching yesterday did she know you were watching while doing the deed ,did you go the whole four qtrs or only a half ...;)

    Four quarters?!?!? Shit! People were still finding their seats by the time I was done! ;)
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Bibbs
    Bibbs Posts: 229
    fokloregasm - this, along with the existence of a g-spot, is just myth

    furoregasm - very noisy and lots of shouting
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    You said the only thing I would be pulling is a hamstring?!?! :eek:

    As to the Knicks, I tried to keep it local for Jose. If I was pulling the ole ignorgasm it would be Celtics all the way!! Especially if they're playing the Lakers and Kareem Abdul Jabbargasm is in attendance.
    :D

    I get a mini one of those each time I get a Bruce Leegasm...which is sweatier than my usual JackieChangasm...that one has a little bit of a giggle to it. ;)
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Bibbs wrote:
    fokloregasm - this, along with the existence of a g-spot, is just myth

    "furoregasm - very noisy and lots of shouting"


    I accidentally confused this one with "fuhrergasm" I didn't notice the little 'stache until it was too late. :(

    last night I experienced a BeeGeegasm...oh those brother's gibb! (sorry but your name made me think of the gibb brothers...in a good way...wearing pudding and a polka dot neckerchief...wait, is there a bad way to think of the Bee Gees??)

    :eek: Maurice...that is a bad Bee Gee.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Cosmo
    Cosmo Posts: 12,225
    soregasm - Your genetailia is really sore... but, you have no idea when the next time you are gonna be banging... so, you do it again.
    ...
    scoregasm - having sex with someone that is WAY out of your league.. and you both know it.
    ...
    adoregasm - actually having sex with someone you adore... or at least you are thinking about some you adore.
    ...
    corridorgasm - You are so horny... you only make it as far as the hallway.
    ...
    decorgasm - Having sex... but, fantiscizing she's that gal from 'Trading Spaces'.
    ...
    pussy-galoregasm - Having sex and feeling you must have a glorious goldfinger.
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  • KosmicJelli
    KosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    gaborgasm-when you watch green acres during the deed
  • AtlantaJammer
    AtlantaJammer Posts: 2,611
    sweetpotato wrote:
    shoregasm... sex on the beach
    forsuregasm... get her drunk enough, and...
    immaturegasm... a 12 year-old's wet dream

    My favorites so far. funny stuff.
  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    Yourgasm - when your girl's cheating on you, and it should be YOU in there...
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • Cosmo
    Cosmo Posts: 12,225
    labradorgasm - cumming while doing it doggie-style
    Allen Fieldhouse, home of the 2008 NCAA men's Basketball Champions! Go Jayhawks!
    Hail, Hail!!!
  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    Foregasm - on a golf course.;)
    Minotaur-gasm - when you're really horny.
    Backdoor-gasm...:o
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • Abookamongstthemany
    Abookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
    eeyoregasm - when you're fucking a manic depressant
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • my2hands
    my2hands Posts: 17,117
    pedicuregasm = http://youtube.com/watch?v=5Tzkcf9P46A


    :cool:
  • Fender_Man
    Fender_Man Posts: 408
    RogerMooregasm - Only the eyebrows move.
    Choregasm - It's a dirty job, but someones gotta do it!
    Eeyoregasm - Involves a blue donkey and a jar of honey.
    DougMcCluregasm - On a horse wearing leather chaps.
  • Sian-of-the-dead
    Sian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    sweetpotato wrote:
    corpsgasm... doing it with a marine

    I read this as Corpse-gasm... oopsie...
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • PJ_Saluki
    PJ_Saluki Posts: 1,006
    Moorgasm -- doing it with a Spanish Muslim...

    not to be confused with the...

    MaweldeMooregasm -- cumming in the time it takes for a kick return

    goregasm -- getting off during a "Saw" movie

    oargasm -- hitting it in a canoe

    woregasm -- damn! you look good in that outfit!
    "Almost all those politicians took money from Enron, and there they are holding hearings. That's like O.J. Simpson getting in the Rae Carruth jury pool." -- Charles Barkley
  • Cosmo
    Cosmo Posts: 12,225
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    I read this as Corpse-gasm... oopsie...
    ...
    That would be 'rigimorgasm'.
    Allen Fieldhouse, home of the 2008 NCAA men's Basketball Champions! Go Jayhawks!
    Hail, Hail!!!
  • PJ_Saluki
    PJ_Saluki Posts: 1,006
    tumorgasm -- cancer fetish

    exploregasm -- either a) where's the clitoris? or b) sex while hiking

    two-by-fourgasm -- sex at a construction sight

    24gasm -- gotta have something to do during commercial breaks

    CB4gasm -- faking it

    insuregasm -- the backup plan in case a date doesn't go well

    demuregasm -- the quiet type
    "Almost all those politicians took money from Enron, and there they are holding hearings. That's like O.J. Simpson getting in the Rae Carruth jury pool." -- Charles Barkley

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