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sweetpotatosweetpotato Posts: 1,278
edited March 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
I'm not disclosing how I came up with these... let's just say they CAME to me one night. :)

Please feel free to add on!

suregasm... that go-to position you rely on
moregasm... don't. stop. don't. stop. don'tstopdon'tstopdon'tstop...
amoregasm... just can't get there unless you're in love
poorgasm... you're broke but you're enjoying life anyway!
snoregasm... waking up in the throes of ecstasy
boregasm... WHEN will this end??
tourgasm... rockstar-like sex
doorgasm... just make sure to lock the door before humping against it!
whoregasm... am i your bad girl? better spank me!
foregasm... either sex on the golf course, or cumming WAY ahead of schedule
floorgasm... tile can be so COLD, but who cares??
"Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States, Barack Obama."

"Obama's main opponent in this election on November 4th (was) not John McCain, it (was) ignorance."~Michael Moore

"i'm feeling kinda righteous right now. with my badass motherfuckin' ukulele!"
~ed, 8/7
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  • lockedlocked Posts: 4,039
    these are genius!
    "This here's a REQUEST!"
    EV intro to Chloe Dancer / Crown of Thorns
    10/25/13 Hartford
  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    funny. but in light of the ban happy mods, im not so sure i would have posted this lol.
    Peace, Love.

    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,573
    you forgot..

    cargasm
    churchgasm
    schoolgasm

    i've tried all except the chuch one you do that and it's an instant one way ticket to firedeath he he he :).....oh i forgot one

    hospitalgasm ,believe me it happens all the time .....
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    the wolf wrote:
    funny. but in light of the ban happy mods, im not so sure i would have posted this lol.
    You're probably more likely to get the stick for referring to them as 'ban happy mods' than for the OP..
  • sweetpotatosweetpotato Posts: 1,278
    just thought of...

    smoregasm... doin' it by campfirelight
    chlorgasm... in the pool
    roargasm... it brings out the lioness in me!
    soargasm... during takeoff

    and

    soregasm... OUCHIE!
    toregasm... OUCHIE! OUCHIE!!
    "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States, Barack Obama."

    "Obama's main opponent in this election on November 4th (was) not John McCain, it (was) ignorance."~Michael Moore

    "i'm feeling kinda righteous right now. with my badass motherfuckin' ukulele!"
    ~ed, 8/7
  • chinobaezachinobaeza Posts: 2,489
    josevolution wrote:
    hospitalgasm ,believe me it happens all the time .....
    LOL....In my case It would be university-studentgasm :D
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    wargasm cuz even al qaieda needs a handjob or two.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    neither norgasm: When you're not exactly sure what you're getting dirty with.


    abhorgasm: When you have no other choice but to have sex with a member of the religious right

    Goregasm: When you like An Inconveinent Truth a little too much

    Coregasm: When you live in Apple Valley eventually you run out of creative ideas.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • sweetpotatosweetpotato Posts: 1,278
    mookie9999 wrote:
    neither norgasm: When you're not exactly sure what you're getting dirty with.


    abhorgasm: When you have no other choice but to have sex with a member of the religious right

    Goregasm: When you like An Inconveinent Truth a little too much

    Coregasm: When you live in Apple Valley eventually you run out of creative ideas.

    HA! good ones. I like wargasm, too. another definition for it could be: getting off watching the Military Channel. :D

    how 'bout:

    choregasm... what started out as fulfilling your marital duty turns into a rompin' good time
    "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States, Barack Obama."

    "Obama's main opponent in this election on November 4th (was) not John McCain, it (was) ignorance."~Michael Moore

    "i'm feeling kinda righteous right now. with my badass motherfuckin' ukulele!"
    ~ed, 8/7
  • sweetpotatosweetpotato Posts: 1,278
    de rigueurgasm... doing it as described in Vogue
    haute couturegasm... doing it as described in Vanity Fair
    "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States, Barack Obama."

    "Obama's main opponent in this election on November 4th (was) not John McCain, it (was) ignorance."~Michael Moore

    "i'm feeling kinda righteous right now. with my badass motherfuckin' ukulele!"
    ~ed, 8/7
  • sweetpotatosweetpotato Posts: 1,278
    alluregasm... just one come-hither look, and you're there
    "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States, Barack Obama."

    "Obama's main opponent in this election on November 4th (was) not John McCain, it (was) ignorance."~Michael Moore

    "i'm feeling kinda righteous right now. with my badass motherfuckin' ukulele!"
    ~ed, 8/7
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Deportgasm: What you get from a border control agent when you turn in an illegal.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • sweetpotatosweetpotato Posts: 1,278
    corpsgasm... doing it with a marine

    .. ~
    senorgasm... si, si, si!!!
    "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States, Barack Obama."

    "Obama's main opponent in this election on November 4th (was) not John McCain, it (was) ignorance."~Michael Moore

    "i'm feeling kinda righteous right now. with my badass motherfuckin' ukulele!"
    ~ed, 8/7
  • sweetpotatosweetpotato Posts: 1,278
    colbertreportgasm... daily show's over, let's do it!
    "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States, Barack Obama."

    "Obama's main opponent in this election on November 4th (was) not John McCain, it (was) ignorance."~Michael Moore

    "i'm feeling kinda righteous right now. with my badass motherfuckin' ukulele!"
    ~ed, 8/7
  • sweetpotatosweetpotato Posts: 1,278
    shoregasm... sex on the beach
    forsuregasm... get her drunk enough, and...
    immaturegasm... a 12 year-old's wet dream
    "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States, Barack Obama."

    "Obama's main opponent in this election on November 4th (was) not John McCain, it (was) ignorance."~Michael Moore

    "i'm feeling kinda righteous right now. with my badass motherfuckin' ukulele!"
    ~ed, 8/7
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Dinah Shoregasm: When you're feeling nostalgic and want to screw an old lounge singer.

    Pauly Shoregasm: Ah fuck, just kill yourself instead.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • panthergirlpanthergirl Posts: 469
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Dinah Shoregasm: When you're feeling nostalgic and want to screw an old lounge singer.


    so many of these are hilarious...
    but that one made me crack up....

    :D
    08 6/11 WPB 6/12 Tampa 6/24,25 MSG, 8/7 Ed @ Newark
    07 8/5 Lolla 8/2 VIC
    06 7/22,23 Gorge 7/20 Ptl
    04 10/8 VFC Kissimmee
    03 4/11 WPB, 4/12 HOB Orlando, 7/8,9 MSG
    00 8/24 Jones Bch 8/9,10 WPB
    1998 9/22,23 WPB 1996 10/7 Ft Laud 1994 3/28 Miami
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Clear Poregasm: When you're left alone in a room with nothing but yourself and a bar of Neutrogena.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • sweetpotatosweetpotato Posts: 1,278
    enduregasm... waiting for him to FINISH for god's sake

    caloregasm... couting the calories you're burning with every thrust

    storegasm... dressing room sex
    "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States, Barack Obama."

    "Obama's main opponent in this election on November 4th (was) not John McCain, it (was) ignorance."~Michael Moore

    "i'm feeling kinda righteous right now. with my badass motherfuckin' ukulele!"
    ~ed, 8/7
  • my2handsmy2hands Posts: 17,117
    sweetpotato wrote:
    whoregasm... am i your bad girl? better spank me!


    i love your style :p
  • sweetpotatosweetpotato Posts: 1,278
    danielshoregasm... doing it while listening to NPR

    soup du jourgasm... being open to whatever's on the menu
    "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States, Barack Obama."

    "Obama's main opponent in this election on November 4th (was) not John McCain, it (was) ignorance."~Michael Moore

    "i'm feeling kinda righteous right now. with my badass motherfuckin' ukulele!"
    ~ed, 8/7
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Fourgasm: What the ladies get from spending the night with me. :D
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • sweetpotatosweetpotato Posts: 1,278
    i gotta run, so one more for the road...


    and/orgasm... with or without a partner


    :)
    "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States, Barack Obama."

    "Obama's main opponent in this election on November 4th (was) not John McCain, it (was) ignorance."~Michael Moore

    "i'm feeling kinda righteous right now. with my badass motherfuckin' ukulele!"
    ~ed, 8/7
  • my2handsmy2hands Posts: 17,117
    manicuregasm - banging the nail girl from the local salon
  • my2handsmy2hands Posts: 17,117
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Fourgasm: What the ladies get from spending the night with me. :D


    that good right there...
  • my2handsmy2hands Posts: 17,117
    conveniencestoregasm - a quickie when you are on the go
  • Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    homerungasm.....all 4 bases :D:D
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Oregasm: For all the gold miners out there.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Boargasm: For marathon viewings of Deliverance, squeal piggy, squeal!!!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,573
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Boargasm: For marathon viewings of Deliverance, squeal piggy, squeal!!!

    i'm surprized your posting on this thread :eek: he he he he he .....
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
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