Orgasm Dictionary
sweetpotato
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I'm not disclosing how I came up with these... let's just say they CAME to me one night. 
Please feel free to add on!
suregasm... that go-to position you rely on
moregasm... don't. stop. don't. stop. don'tstopdon'tstopdon'tstop...
amoregasm... just can't get there unless you're in love
poorgasm... you're broke but you're enjoying life anyway!
snoregasm... waking up in the throes of ecstasy
boregasm... WHEN will this end??
tourgasm... rockstar-like sex
doorgasm... just make sure to lock the door before humping against it!
whoregasm... am i your bad girl? better spank me!
foregasm... either sex on the golf course, or cumming WAY ahead of schedule
floorgasm... tile can be so COLD, but who cares??
Please feel free to add on!
suregasm... that go-to position you rely on
moregasm... don't. stop. don't. stop. don'tstopdon'tstopdon'tstop...
amoregasm... just can't get there unless you're in love
poorgasm... you're broke but you're enjoying life anyway!
snoregasm... waking up in the throes of ecstasy
boregasm... WHEN will this end??
tourgasm... rockstar-like sex
doorgasm... just make sure to lock the door before humping against it!
whoregasm... am i your bad girl? better spank me!
foregasm... either sex on the golf course, or cumming WAY ahead of schedule
floorgasm... tile can be so COLD, but who cares??
"Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States, Barack Obama."
"Obama's main opponent in this election on November 4th (was) not John McCain, it (was) ignorance."~Michael Moore
"i'm feeling kinda righteous right now. with my badass motherfuckin' ukulele!"
~ed, 8/7
"Obama's main opponent in this election on November 4th (was) not John McCain, it (was) ignorance."~Michael Moore
"i'm feeling kinda righteous right now. with my badass motherfuckin' ukulele!"
~ed, 8/7
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these are genius!"This here's a REQUEST!"
EV intro to Chloe Dancer / Crown of Thorns
10/25/13 Hartford0 -
funny. but in light of the ban happy mods, im not so sure i would have posted this lol.Peace, Love.
"To question your government is not unpatriotic --
to not question your government is unpatriotic."
-- Sen. Chuck Hagel0 -
you forgot..
cargasm
churchgasm
schoolgasm
i've tried all except the chuch one you do that and it's an instant one way ticket to firedeath he he he.....oh i forgot one
hospitalgasm ,believe me it happens all the time .....jesus greets me looks just like me ....0 -
just thought of...
smoregasm... doin' it by campfirelight
chlorgasm... in the pool
roargasm... it brings out the lioness in me!
soargasm... during takeoff
and
soregasm... OUCHIE!
toregasm... OUCHIE! OUCHIE!!"Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States, Barack Obama."
"Obama's main opponent in this election on November 4th (was) not John McCain, it (was) ignorance."~Michael Moore
"i'm feeling kinda righteous right now. with my badass motherfuckin' ukulele!"
~ed, 8/70 -
LOL....In my case It would be university-studentgasmjosevolution wrote:hospitalgasm ,believe me it happens all the time .....
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wargasm cuz even al qaieda needs a handjob or two."The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"0 -
neither norgasm: When you're not exactly sure what you're getting dirty with.
abhorgasm: When you have no other choice but to have sex with a member of the religious right
Goregasm: When you like An Inconveinent Truth a little too much
Coregasm: When you live in Apple Valley eventually you run out of creative ideas."The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"0 -
mookie9999 wrote:neither norgasm: When you're not exactly sure what you're getting dirty with.
abhorgasm: When you have no other choice but to have sex with a member of the religious right
Goregasm: When you like An Inconveinent Truth a little too much
Coregasm: When you live in Apple Valley eventually you run out of creative ideas.
HA! good ones. I like wargasm, too. another definition for it could be: getting off watching the Military Channel.
how 'bout:
choregasm... what started out as fulfilling your marital duty turns into a rompin' good time"Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States, Barack Obama."
"Obama's main opponent in this election on November 4th (was) not John McCain, it (was) ignorance."~Michael Moore
"i'm feeling kinda righteous right now. with my badass motherfuckin' ukulele!"
~ed, 8/70 -
de rigueurgasm... doing it as described in Vogue
haute couturegasm... doing it as described in Vanity Fair"Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States, Barack Obama."
"Obama's main opponent in this election on November 4th (was) not John McCain, it (was) ignorance."~Michael Moore
"i'm feeling kinda righteous right now. with my badass motherfuckin' ukulele!"
~ed, 8/70 -
alluregasm... just one come-hither look, and you're there"Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States, Barack Obama."
"Obama's main opponent in this election on November 4th (was) not John McCain, it (was) ignorance."~Michael Moore
"i'm feeling kinda righteous right now. with my badass motherfuckin' ukulele!"
~ed, 8/70 -
Deportgasm: What you get from a border control agent when you turn in an illegal."The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"0 -
corpsgasm... doing it with a marine
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senorgasm... si, si, si!!!"Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States, Barack Obama."
"Obama's main opponent in this election on November 4th (was) not John McCain, it (was) ignorance."~Michael Moore
"i'm feeling kinda righteous right now. with my badass motherfuckin' ukulele!"
~ed, 8/70 -
colbertreportgasm... daily show's over, let's do it!"Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States, Barack Obama."
"Obama's main opponent in this election on November 4th (was) not John McCain, it (was) ignorance."~Michael Moore
"i'm feeling kinda righteous right now. with my badass motherfuckin' ukulele!"
~ed, 8/70 -
shoregasm... sex on the beach
forsuregasm... get her drunk enough, and...
immaturegasm... a 12 year-old's wet dream"Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States, Barack Obama."
"Obama's main opponent in this election on November 4th (was) not John McCain, it (was) ignorance."~Michael Moore
"i'm feeling kinda righteous right now. with my badass motherfuckin' ukulele!"
~ed, 8/70 -
Dinah Shoregasm: When you're feeling nostalgic and want to screw an old lounge singer.
Pauly Shoregasm: Ah fuck, just kill yourself instead."The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"0 -
mookie9999 wrote:Dinah Shoregasm: When you're feeling nostalgic and want to screw an old lounge singer.
so many of these are hilarious...
but that one made me crack up.... 08 6/11 WPB 6/12 Tampa 6/24,25 MSG, 8/7 Ed @ Newark
07 8/5 Lolla 8/2 VIC
06 7/22,23 Gorge 7/20 Ptl
04 10/8 VFC Kissimmee
03 4/11 WPB, 4/12 HOB Orlando, 7/8,9 MSG
00 8/24 Jones Bch 8/9,10 WPB
1998 9/22,23 WPB 1996 10/7 Ft Laud 1994 3/28 Miami0 -
Clear Poregasm: When you're left alone in a room with nothing but yourself and a bar of Neutrogena."The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"0 -
enduregasm... waiting for him to FINISH for god's sake
caloregasm... couting the calories you're burning with every thrust
storegasm... dressing room sex"Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States, Barack Obama."
"Obama's main opponent in this election on November 4th (was) not John McCain, it (was) ignorance."~Michael Moore
"i'm feeling kinda righteous right now. with my badass motherfuckin' ukulele!"
~ed, 8/70 -
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