try that with me and you'll be pulling a morguegasm!
knicks???
You said the only thing I would be pulling is a hamstring?!?! :eek:
As to the Knicks, I tried to keep it local for Jose. If I was pulling the ole ignorgasm it would be Celtics all the way!! Especially if they're playing the Lakers and Kareem Abdul Jabbargasm is in attendance.
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
You said the only thing I would be pulling is a hamstring?!?! :eek:
As to the Knicks, I tried to keep it local for Jose. If I was pulling the ole ignorgasm it would be Celtics all the way!! Especially if they're playing the Lakers and Kareem Abdul Jabbargasm is in attendance.
ha ha you were watching yesterday did she know you were watching while doing the deed ,did you go the whole four qtrs or only a half ...;)
You said the only thing I would be pulling is a hamstring?!?! :eek:
As to the Knicks, I tried to keep it local for Jose. If I was pulling the ole ignorgasm it would be Celtics all the way!! Especially if they're playing the Lakers and Kareem Abdul Jabbargasm is in attendance.
I get a mini one of those each time I get a Bruce Leegasm...which is sweatier than my usual JackieChangasm...that one has a little bit of a giggle to it.
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
fokloregasm - this, along with the existence of a g-spot, is just myth
"furoregasm - very noisy and lots of shouting"
I accidentally confused this one with "fuhrergasm" I didn't notice the little 'stache until it was too late. :(
last night I experienced a BeeGeegasm...oh those brother's gibb! (sorry but your name made me think of the gibb brothers...in a good way...wearing pudding and a polka dot neckerchief...wait, is there a bad way to think of the Bee Gees??)
:eek: Maurice...that is a bad Bee Gee.
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
soregasm - Your genetailia is really sore... but, you have no idea when the next time you are gonna be banging... so, you do it again.
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scoregasm - having sex with someone that is WAY out of your league.. and you both know it.
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adoregasm - actually having sex with someone you adore... or at least you are thinking about some you adore.
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corridorgasm - You are so horny... you only make it as far as the hallway.
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decorgasm - Having sex... but, fantiscizing she's that gal from 'Trading Spaces'.
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pussy-galoregasm - Having sex and feeling you must have a glorious goldfinger.
Allen Fieldhouse, home of the 2008 NCAA men's Basketball Champions! Go Jayhawks!
Hail, Hail!!!
RogerMooregasm - Only the eyebrows move.
Choregasm - It's a dirty job, but someones gotta do it!
Eeyoregasm - Involves a blue donkey and a jar of honey.
DougMcCluregasm - On a horse wearing leather chaps.
Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
MaweldeMooregasm -- cumming in the time it takes for a kick return
goregasm -- getting off during a "Saw" movie
oargasm -- hitting it in a canoe
woregasm -- damn! you look good in that outfit!
"Almost all those politicians took money from Enron, and there they are holding hearings. That's like O.J. Simpson getting in the Rae Carruth jury pool." -- Charles Barkley
exploregasm -- either a) where's the clitoris? or b) sex while hiking
two-by-fourgasm -- sex at a construction sight
24gasm -- gotta have something to do during commercial breaks
CB4gasm -- faking it
insuregasm -- the backup plan in case a date doesn't go well
demuregasm -- the quiet type
"Almost all those politicians took money from Enron, and there they are holding hearings. That's like O.J. Simpson getting in the Rae Carruth jury pool." -- Charles Barkley
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The best expression of Love is Time.
The best time to Love is Now.
I'm never as good as when you're there.........
tourgasm- when your decide to screw everyone in the neighborhood
doorgasm- when your peeking through the keyhole
coorsgasm- doin it with beer googles on
doorsgasm- makin it when listeming to door's cd
moregasm- when your man is a 3 second wonder
Why wouldn't I?!?!? I'm not one to pull an ignoregasm, you know when you pretend to be into the deed but you're really watching the Knicks?
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
try that with me and you'll be pulling a morguegasm!
knicks???
You said the only thing I would be pulling is a hamstring?!?! :eek:
As to the Knicks, I tried to keep it local for Jose. If I was pulling the ole ignorgasm it would be Celtics all the way!! Especially if they're playing the Lakers and Kareem Abdul Jabbargasm is in attendance.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
ha ha you were watching yesterday did she know you were watching while doing the deed ,did you go the whole four qtrs or only a half ...;)
Four quarters?!?!? Shit! People were still finding their seats by the time I was done!
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
furoregasm - very noisy and lots of shouting
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I get a mini one of those each time I get a Bruce Leegasm...which is sweatier than my usual JackieChangasm...that one has a little bit of a giggle to it.
I accidentally confused this one with "fuhrergasm" I didn't notice the little 'stache until it was too late. :(
last night I experienced a BeeGeegasm...oh those brother's gibb! (sorry but your name made me think of the gibb brothers...in a good way...wearing pudding and a polka dot neckerchief...wait, is there a bad way to think of the Bee Gees??)
:eek: Maurice...that is a bad Bee Gee.
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scoregasm - having sex with someone that is WAY out of your league.. and you both know it.
...
adoregasm - actually having sex with someone you adore... or at least you are thinking about some you adore.
...
corridorgasm - You are so horny... you only make it as far as the hallway.
...
decorgasm - Having sex... but, fantiscizing she's that gal from 'Trading Spaces'.
...
pussy-galoregasm - Having sex and feeling you must have a glorious goldfinger.
Hail, Hail!!!
My favorites so far. funny stuff.
Hail, Hail!!!
Minotaur-gasm - when you're really horny.
Backdoor-gasm...:o
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
:cool:
Choregasm - It's a dirty job, but someones gotta do it!
Eeyoregasm - Involves a blue donkey and a jar of honey.
DougMcCluregasm - On a horse wearing leather chaps.
I read this as Corpse-gasm... oopsie...
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
not to be confused with the...
MaweldeMooregasm -- cumming in the time it takes for a kick return
goregasm -- getting off during a "Saw" movie
oargasm -- hitting it in a canoe
woregasm -- damn! you look good in that outfit!
That would be 'rigimorgasm'.
Hail, Hail!!!
exploregasm -- either a) where's the clitoris? or b) sex while hiking
two-by-fourgasm -- sex at a construction sight
24gasm -- gotta have something to do during commercial breaks
CB4gasm -- faking it
insuregasm -- the backup plan in case a date doesn't go well
demuregasm -- the quiet type