slept like a baby

dunkman
dunkman Posts: 19,646
edited April 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
the girl in my work said she "slept like a baby last night"... and i said "so you woke up every 3 hours and cried for no reason then?"

i was trying to think of other phrases that dont make sense to me and I can only think of "horses for courses" ... i just dont get that?


and when someone says "do bears shit in the woods?"... well no they dont, polar bears live in an arctic tundra.. there are no trees.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    pissed as a newt and drunk as a skunk

    has anyone ever actually seen these creatures drrink booze, let alone do it so much they'd fail a breathaliser?
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    they breathalise animals?? ;)



    I'm so hungry i could eat a horse

    really??? not just a 16oz steak and chips? a horse would be a bit dry... you'd need a sauce.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    dunkman wrote:
    they breathalise animals?? ;)



    i think they should start if the critters are drinking. you dont want to come across a skunk too drunk to control his smell. :D
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  • V V
    V V Posts: 5,191
    arrr yes the Baby thing You know Dunk I just might use that for the opener to one of my breastfeeding meetings !
    thanks xxx
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  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    "Three sheets to the wind"

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  • Drop The Leash 10
    Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    dunkman wrote:
    the girl in my work said she "slept like a baby last night"... and i said "so you woke up every 3 hours and cried for no reason then?"

    i was trying to think of other phrases that dont make sense to me and I can only think of "horses for courses" ... i just dont get that?


    and when someone says "do bears shit in the woods?"... well no they dont, polar bears live in an arctic tundra.. there are no trees.
    the wise words of dunkman :rolleyes:
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  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    Are loons really crazy or in fact just another bird?

    not as complete as I wold like, click on a letter..
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  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    'Laughing my ass off'. That's literally impossible even if the word 'ass' means donkey. Unless your donkey sits on you...
  • pj10alive42
    pj10alive42 Posts: 381
    Try again please.
    I'm trying to drink away the part of the day I cannot sleep away...
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    pj10alive42 wrote:
    Try again please.

    this thread isnt "things your girlfriend might say to you in bed..." its about phrases and proverbs that dont actually make sense.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • pj10alive42
    pj10alive42 Posts: 381
    dunkman wrote:
    this thread isnt "things your girlfriend might say to you in bed..." its about phrases and proverbs that dont actually make sense.

    Christmas time is always fun
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  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    pj10alive42 wrote:
    Thanks for clarifying...I thought it was about terrible jokes that your perverted uncle told you at thanksgiving...then proceeded to try to touch you inappropriately and you told your mom about it and she didn't believe you, but then he did it again at christmas and your mom saw him and then she believed you and now you are going through 3 fucking hours of therapy each day and your uncle is on some fucked up child love website receiving a shit ton of hate male for being a little boy lover and stuff like that.

    Guess I misunderstood.

    *hint Trying to get some playful threads going here without somone coming in and complaining or complaining about people complaining.
  • urbanhippie
    urbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    dunkman wrote:

    and when someone says "do bears shit in the woods?"... well no they dont, polar bears live in an arctic tundra.. there are no trees.

    How about 'Does Ray Mears shit in the woods?'

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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    For the longest time I thought 'Waste not want not' made no sense at all.. I was like 'So if you don't waste something, you don't want it? Huh?' But now I know it means that 'If you don't waste what you have, you'll not want for anything else'...

    which *sort of* qualifies for this thread, but sort of doesn't.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

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  • pj10alive42
    pj10alive42 Posts: 381
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    For the longest time I thought 'Waste not want not' made no sense at all.. I was like 'So if you don't waste something, you don't want it? Huh?' But now I know it means that 'If you don't waste what you have, you'll not want for anything else'...

    which *sort of* qualifies for this thread, but sort of doesn't.
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  • Jennytree
    Jennytree Posts: 5,340
    Is iomaí fear fada a bhíonns lag ina lár.


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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    pj10alive42 wrote:
    Aren't you supposed to be crying?

    Huh?
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

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  • reeferchief
    reeferchief Posts: 3,569
    dunkman wrote:
    the girl in my work said she "slept like a baby last night"... and i said "so you woke up every 3 hours and cried for no reason then?"

    i was trying to think of other phrases that dont make sense to me and I can only think of "horses for courses" ... i just dont get that?


    and when someone says "do bears shit in the woods?"... well no they dont, polar bears live in an arctic tundra.. there are no trees.

    Well I believe you gave quite the psychological in depth reply to my Thinking the Unthinkable thread.

    Another one often uttered by myself is "fuck a duck!", not gonna happen really.
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  • reeferchief
    reeferchief Posts: 3,569
    Also "it's a miserable/sad/happy day", which would imply that the day had feelings, when it is infact just a measure of time.
    Can not be arsed with life no more.
  • MerkingBoy
    MerkingBoy Posts: 249
    Young workers' phrases I don't get! :cool:

    "Get your foot in the door" --- why just the foot??? why not your entire self!!!
    "Get your feet wet" ---why get your feet wet when you're new at the job???

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