slept like a baby

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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Actually when a baby wants to sleep they'll SLEEP and nothing will wake them up.

    'He/she's got a face like a slapped ass'


    you're british... its arse!!! Finsy will be annoyed with you using ass :p


    we say "face like a burst mattress"

    i once said to this girl that she "has a foo-foo like a pelican yawning" :o

    true story.. i was drunk at the time. :o
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    we say "face like a burst mattress"

    Is that similar to a "face like a busted ravioli"?
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    dunkman wrote:
    you're british... its arse!!! Finsy will be annoyed with you using ass :p


    we say "face like a burst mattress"

    i once said to this girl that she "has a foo-foo like a pelican yawning" :o

    true story.. i was drunk at the time. :o

    That's a very pink post you did there. ^^^

    I can't believe you said that to someone. That is VERY RUDE.
    You could have also said she has a foo foo 'like a wizards sleave'.
  • Cuntified C
    Cuntified C Posts: 114
    I don't get these:

    In for a penny, in for a pound
    Birds of a feather walk together

    and I find: Running around like a headless chicken or Rushing around like a blue arse fly really funny.

    He's got a face like a pit bull licking piss off a sticking nettle/ chewing a wasp. Hilarious
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    dissidentman wrote:
    we say "face like a burst mattress"

    Is that similar to a "face like a busted ravioli"?


    aye. :)


    the phrase "a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush"

    i mean.... eh???? is it a lesbian euphemism?
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    That's a very pink post you did there. ^^^

    I can't believe you said that to someone. That is VERY RUDE.
    You could have also said she has a foo foo 'like a wizards sleave'.


    i could have said that but i like to make up my own insults... the Wizard's cuff one has been about for years... :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    You could have also said she has a foo foo 'like a wizards sleave'.[/quote]


    That is one of my favorite quotes from Borat...
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Collin wrote:
    Check out the big brain on Jeremy! You're a smart motherfucker.

    :D

    How old are you, by the way? ;)
    Old enough to know that a pig ain't a filthy animal ;) I've met some pretty charming fucking pigs in my time Collin :p

    So yes, I am a smart motherfucker, I am 19 and you will know my name is the lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • Collin
    Collin Posts: 4,931
    Cuntified C wrote:
    Birds of a feather walk together

    The flock together.

    Soort zoekt soort ;)
    THANK YOU, LOSTDAWG!


    naděje umírá poslední
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Old enough to know that a pig ain't a filthy animal ;)


    i thought you were kidding!!! :eek:

    Pigs are most commonly associated with eating not only their own feces, but those of other animals and humans. In parts of the third world, where villager dwellers excrete in the open, pigs are known to eat this excretia.


    wikipedia
    Pigs harbour a range of parasites and diseases that can be easily transmitted to humans. These include trichinosis, cysticercosis, and brucellosis. Very commonly, pigs are also known to host large concentrations of parasitic ascarid worms in their digestive tract. The presence of these diseases and parasites is one of the main reasons why pork meat should always be well cooked or cured before eating.

    Bad effects of pork consumption
    Pig's bodies contain many toxins, worms and latent diseases. Although some of these infestations are harbored in other animals, modern veterinarians say that pigs are far more predisposed to these illnesses than other animals. This could be because pigs like to scavenge and will eat any kind of food, including dead insects, worms, rotting carcasses, excreta (including their own), garbage, and other pigs.

    Influenza (flu) is one of the most famous illnesses which pigs share with humans. This illness is harbored in the lungs of pigs during the summer months and tends to affect pigs and humans in the cooler months. Sausage contains bits of pigs' lungs, so those who eat pork sausage tend to suffer more during epidemics of influenza. Pig meat contains excessive quantities of histamine and imidazole compounds, which can lead to itching and inflammation; growth hormone, which promotes inflammation and growth; sulfur-containing mesenchymal mucus, which leads to swelling and deposits of mucus in tendons and cartilage, resulting in arthritis, rheumatism, etc. Sulfur helps cause firm human tendons and ligaments to be replaced by the pig's soft mesenchymal tissues, and degeneration of human cartilage. Eating pork can also lead to gallstones and obesity, probably due to its high cholesterol and saturated fat content. The pig is the main carrier of the taenia solium worm, which is found it its flesh. These tapeworms are found in human intestines with greater frequency in nations where pigs are eaten. This type of tapeworm can pass through the intestines and affect many other organs, and is incurable once it reaches beyond a certain stage. One in six people in the US and Canada has trichinosis from eating trichina worms, which are found in pork. Many people have no symptoms to warn them of this, and when they do, they resemble symptoms of many other illnesses. These worms are not noticed during meat inspections, nor does salting or smoking kill them. Few people cook the meat long enough to kill the trichinae. The rat (another scavenger) also harbors this disease. There are dozens of other worms, germs, diseases and bacteria which are commonly found in pigs, many of which are specific to the pig, or found in greater frequency in pigs.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    dunkman wrote:
    aye. :)


    the phrase "a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush"

    i mean.... eh???? is it a lesbian euphemism?

    Beats the fuck out of me, but at least those 2 birds in the bush won't be shitting in my hand
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    dollars to doughnuts



    splain that one count fuckula :p
  • reeferchief
    reeferchief Posts: 3,569
    She has a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.
    Can not be arsed with life no more.
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    cutback wrote:
    dollars to doughnuts



    splain that one count fuckula :p

    Well I can't speak for the count, but I like mine covered in chocolate.
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    dunkman wrote:
    i thought you were kidding!!! :eek:

    Pigs are most commonly associated with eating not only their own feces, but those of other animals and humans. In parts of the third world, where villager dwellers excrete in the open, pigs are known to eat this excretia.
    If you lived in a third world country and weren't even top priority for whatever food IS around, you'd probably eat your shit too :p

    I was talking about manners. Most animals are gross but I find it amusing that pigs get such a bad rep when they won't even excrete in the same place that the eat. They usually go and find a different place to do their filthy business. All that material from wikipedia probably applies to most animals (and some humans :p)

    Plus, baby pigs are cute as buttons :cool:
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    reeferchief wrote:
    She has a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.

    I would say the 'chewing a wasp' bit is redundant.

    'Face like a bulldog' does the job perfectly. ;)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I would say the 'chewing a wasp' bit is redundant.

    'Face like a bulldog' does the job perfectly. ;)
    What if the person is uglier than a bulldog's natural facial expression and is much more like a bulldog in pain? :D
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • reeferchief
    reeferchief Posts: 3,569
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    What if the person is uglier than a bulldog's natural facial expression and is much more like a bulldog in pain? :D

    The sadistic side of me wants to witness a bulldog chewing a wasp, just so I know when I can appropriatelly use this phrase.:)
    Can not be arsed with life no more.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    What if the person is uglier than a bulldog's natural facial expression and is much more like a bulldog in pain? :D

    ...WHICH, I'm guessing, is the point of the phrase. But then... you can't get much uglier than a bulldog.

    *runs away*

    Just kidding... they're cute, but they are only cute because they are so ugly, which is one of life's paradoxes, like an elephant, or Anne Widdecombe.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    ...WHICH, I'm guessing, is the point of the phrase. But then... you can't get much uglier than a bulldog.

    *runs away*

    Just kidding... they're cute, but they are only cute because they are so ugly, which is one of life's paradoxes, like an elephant, or Anne Widdecombe.
    Anne Widdecombe is cute???!?!?!?! :eek::eek::eek:
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"

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