Actually when a baby wants to sleep they'll SLEEP and nothing will wake them up.
'He/she's got a face like a slapped ass'
you're british... its arse!!! Finsy will be annoyed with you using ass
we say "face like a burst mattress"
i once said to this girl that she "has a foo-foo like a pelican yawning"
true story.. i was drunk at the time.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Is that similar to a "face like a busted ravioli"?
aye.
the phrase "a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush"
i mean.... eh???? is it a lesbian euphemism?
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
I can't believe you said that to someone. That is VERY RUDE.
You could have also said she has a foo foo 'like a wizards sleave'.
i could have said that but i like to make up my own insults... the Wizard's cuff one has been about for years...
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Check out the big brain on Jeremy! You're a smart motherfucker.
How old are you, by the way?
Old enough to know that a pig ain't a filthy animal I've met some pretty charming fucking pigs in my time Collin
So yes, I am a smart motherfucker, I am 19 and you will know my name is the lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
Old enough to know that a pig ain't a filthy animal
i thought you were kidding!!! :eek:
Pigs are most commonly associated with eating not only their own feces, but those of other animals and humans. In parts of the third world, where villager dwellers excrete in the open, pigs are known to eat this excretia.
wikipedia
Pigs harbour a range of parasites and diseases that can be easily transmitted to humans. These include trichinosis, cysticercosis, and brucellosis. Very commonly, pigs are also known to host large concentrations of parasitic ascarid worms in their digestive tract. The presence of these diseases and parasites is one of the main reasons why pork meat should always be well cooked or cured before eating.
Bad effects of pork consumption
Pig's bodies contain many toxins, worms and latent diseases. Although some of these infestations are harbored in other animals, modern veterinarians say that pigs are far more predisposed to these illnesses than other animals. This could be because pigs like to scavenge and will eat any kind of food, including dead insects, worms, rotting carcasses, excreta (including their own), garbage, and other pigs.
Influenza (flu) is one of the most famous illnesses which pigs share with humans. This illness is harbored in the lungs of pigs during the summer months and tends to affect pigs and humans in the cooler months. Sausage contains bits of pigs' lungs, so those who eat pork sausage tend to suffer more during epidemics of influenza. Pig meat contains excessive quantities of histamine and imidazole compounds, which can lead to itching and inflammation; growth hormone, which promotes inflammation and growth; sulfur-containing mesenchymal mucus, which leads to swelling and deposits of mucus in tendons and cartilage, resulting in arthritis, rheumatism, etc. Sulfur helps cause firm human tendons and ligaments to be replaced by the pig's soft mesenchymal tissues, and degeneration of human cartilage. Eating pork can also lead to gallstones and obesity, probably due to its high cholesterol and saturated fat content. The pig is the main carrier of the taenia solium worm, which is found it its flesh. These tapeworms are found in human intestines with greater frequency in nations where pigs are eaten. This type of tapeworm can pass through the intestines and affect many other organs, and is incurable once it reaches beyond a certain stage. One in six people in the US and Canada has trichinosis from eating trichina worms, which are found in pork. Many people have no symptoms to warn them of this, and when they do, they resemble symptoms of many other illnesses. These worms are not noticed during meat inspections, nor does salting or smoking kill them. Few people cook the meat long enough to kill the trichinae. The rat (another scavenger) also harbors this disease. There are dozens of other worms, germs, diseases and bacteria which are commonly found in pigs, many of which are specific to the pig, or found in greater frequency in pigs.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Pigs are most commonly associated with eating not only their own feces, but those of other animals and humans. In parts of the third world, where villager dwellers excrete in the open, pigs are known to eat this excretia.
If you lived in a third world country and weren't even top priority for whatever food IS around, you'd probably eat your shit too
I was talking about manners. Most animals are gross but I find it amusing that pigs get such a bad rep when they won't even excrete in the same place that the eat. They usually go and find a different place to do their filthy business. All that material from wikipedia probably applies to most animals (and some humans )
Plus, baby pigs are cute as buttons :cool:
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
I would say the 'chewing a wasp' bit is redundant.
'Face like a bulldog' does the job perfectly.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
I would say the 'chewing a wasp' bit is redundant.
'Face like a bulldog' does the job perfectly.
What if the person is uglier than a bulldog's natural facial expression and is much more like a bulldog in pain?
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
What if the person is uglier than a bulldog's natural facial expression and is much more like a bulldog in pain?
...WHICH, I'm guessing, is the point of the phrase. But then... you can't get much uglier than a bulldog.
*runs away*
Just kidding... they're cute, but they are only cute because they are so ugly, which is one of life's paradoxes, like an elephant, or Anne Widdecombe.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
...WHICH, I'm guessing, is the point of the phrase. But then... you can't get much uglier than a bulldog.
*runs away*
Just kidding... they're cute, but they are only cute because they are so ugly, which is one of life's paradoxes, like an elephant, or Anne Widdecombe.
Anne Widdecombe is cute???!?!?!?! :eek::eek::eek:
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
That was probably the worst case of sarcasm you'll ever see on the board.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
Anne Widdecombe is like a worst nightmare.
I hear a fly landed on her minge and threw up.
A fly heard one of her speeches on TV and threw up.. It then landed on her minge and wished it was a bee.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
That was probably the worst case of sarcasm you'll ever see on the board.
Y'see, I didn't even get the sarcasm. I just thought you were sick.
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
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you're british... its arse!!! Finsy will be annoyed with you using ass
we say "face like a burst mattress"
i once said to this girl that she "has a foo-foo like a pelican yawning"
true story.. i was drunk at the time.
Is that similar to a "face like a busted ravioli"?
That's a very pink post you did there. ^^^
I can't believe you said that to someone. That is VERY RUDE.
You could have also said she has a foo foo 'like a wizards sleave'.
In for a penny, in for a pound
Birds of a feather walk together
and I find: Running around like a headless chicken or Rushing around like a blue arse fly really funny.
He's got a face like a pit bull licking piss off a sticking nettle/ chewing a wasp. Hilarious
aye.
the phrase "a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush"
i mean.... eh???? is it a lesbian euphemism?
i could have said that but i like to make up my own insults... the Wizard's cuff one has been about for years...
That is one of my favorite quotes from Borat...
So yes, I am a smart motherfucker, I am 19 and you will know my name is the lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
The flock together.
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i thought you were kidding!!! :eek:
Pigs are most commonly associated with eating not only their own feces, but those of other animals and humans. In parts of the third world, where villager dwellers excrete in the open, pigs are known to eat this excretia.
wikipedia
Pigs harbour a range of parasites and diseases that can be easily transmitted to humans. These include trichinosis, cysticercosis, and brucellosis. Very commonly, pigs are also known to host large concentrations of parasitic ascarid worms in their digestive tract. The presence of these diseases and parasites is one of the main reasons why pork meat should always be well cooked or cured before eating.
Bad effects of pork consumption
Pig's bodies contain many toxins, worms and latent diseases. Although some of these infestations are harbored in other animals, modern veterinarians say that pigs are far more predisposed to these illnesses than other animals. This could be because pigs like to scavenge and will eat any kind of food, including dead insects, worms, rotting carcasses, excreta (including their own), garbage, and other pigs.
Influenza (flu) is one of the most famous illnesses which pigs share with humans. This illness is harbored in the lungs of pigs during the summer months and tends to affect pigs and humans in the cooler months. Sausage contains bits of pigs' lungs, so those who eat pork sausage tend to suffer more during epidemics of influenza. Pig meat contains excessive quantities of histamine and imidazole compounds, which can lead to itching and inflammation; growth hormone, which promotes inflammation and growth; sulfur-containing mesenchymal mucus, which leads to swelling and deposits of mucus in tendons and cartilage, resulting in arthritis, rheumatism, etc. Sulfur helps cause firm human tendons and ligaments to be replaced by the pig's soft mesenchymal tissues, and degeneration of human cartilage. Eating pork can also lead to gallstones and obesity, probably due to its high cholesterol and saturated fat content. The pig is the main carrier of the taenia solium worm, which is found it its flesh. These tapeworms are found in human intestines with greater frequency in nations where pigs are eaten. This type of tapeworm can pass through the intestines and affect many other organs, and is incurable once it reaches beyond a certain stage. One in six people in the US and Canada has trichinosis from eating trichina worms, which are found in pork. Many people have no symptoms to warn them of this, and when they do, they resemble symptoms of many other illnesses. These worms are not noticed during meat inspections, nor does salting or smoking kill them. Few people cook the meat long enough to kill the trichinae. The rat (another scavenger) also harbors this disease. There are dozens of other worms, germs, diseases and bacteria which are commonly found in pigs, many of which are specific to the pig, or found in greater frequency in pigs.
Beats the fuck out of me, but at least those 2 birds in the bush won't be shitting in my hand
splain that one count fuckula
Well I can't speak for the count, but I like mine covered in chocolate.
I was talking about manners. Most animals are gross but I find it amusing that pigs get such a bad rep when they won't even excrete in the same place that the eat. They usually go and find a different place to do their filthy business. All that material from wikipedia probably applies to most animals (and some humans
Plus, baby pigs are cute as buttons :cool:
I would say the 'chewing a wasp' bit is redundant.
'Face like a bulldog' does the job perfectly.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
The sadistic side of me wants to witness a bulldog chewing a wasp, just so I know when I can appropriatelly use this phrase.:)
...WHICH, I'm guessing, is the point of the phrase. But then... you can't get much uglier than a bulldog.
*runs away*
Just kidding... they're cute, but they are only cute because they are so ugly, which is one of life's paradoxes, like an elephant, or Anne Widdecombe.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
That was probably the worst case of sarcasm you'll ever see on the board.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
I hear a fly landed on her minge and threw up.
A fly heard one of her speeches on TV and threw up.. It then landed on her minge and wished it was a bee.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison