Mojitos... best cocktail known to man

eyedclaar wrote:

Dunk, Dunk, Dunk...

Word of advice bro, don't admit mojitos are your favorite drink, especially here in America, and certainly don't admit that while wearing your kilt.

eyedclaar wrote:

Exactly. Now my wife in a skirt drinking a mojito = sexy.

Dunk in a skirt drinking a mojito = somebody pluck out my eyes.

Hemingway's favorite drink was the Mojito.
He would kick your ass.

eyedclaar wrote:

I'd fight Hemingway. He was a boxer and wouldn't know shit about the ground and pound. And then he'd have earned that mojito.

Actually I'm a big fan. I love his writing style and the fact that he liked cats. Of course, he was also a pussy sport hunter so you take the good with the bad. He killed himself just a few miles from where I used to live.

Yeah, shot off his own face.
MADMAN!
Not a pussy.
He would kick your butt.
And what about all the pirates????
They would cut off your leg and replace it with a dowel and think nothing of it.
Wimps?????
I don't think so.

TrixieCat wrote:

Yeah, shot off his own face.
MADMAN!
Not a pussy.
He would kick your butt.
And what about all the pirates????
They would cut off your leg and replace it with a dowel and think nothing of it.
Wimps?????
I don't think so.

Shiiiiiit woman, I am a fuckin' pirate. And I certainly don't fear any man who felt the need to kill animals for sport. Sport?!? That's like me challenging a quadrapalegic to a game of basketball. Pick on something that can fight back you pussy.

That's it, I'm building my time machine and taking on Hemingway. I'm also going to kick the shit out of F. Scott Fitzgerald while I'm back there. Now he's someone I'd expect to drink a mojito.

Mojitos, when made properly, are great. And if they're chick drinks now they didn't start off that way. Same thing with Martinis. 95% of "Martinis" consumed in America aren't Martinis at all. For my money, a gin and tonic with a slice of lime can't be beat. Whiskey sours are good too. That's about it. I'm a beer guy.

eyedclaar wrote:

Alright, just to prove that I'm in touch with my feminine side, I will admit to once trying and enjoying a mojito. However, I was already drunk and I needed the money.

You needed the money???


Nothing like a good stiff cocktail.

My favorite drink is a good 15 year scotch with maybe one or two ice cubes.

although a good dirty martini is nice too. (vodka)

all in all i do prefer beer though.

Mojito's are tasty just not my favs.

I try to drink only jack. No hang overs .. nothing.

eyedclaar wrote:

Sorry, part of a joke I lifted from... maybe In Living Color. I think it was the homeless guy Wayon brother talking about gay experiences and he's like, "Ain't no way, I'd ever do that! Well, alright once... but I was drunk and I needed the money."

Nevermind...

Listen, I ain't one to talk, so you didn't hear it from me, but mojitos are good.
If you are ever in my hood, swing by my box, I added a new porch. I'll give you a swig of my booze.

eyedclaar wrote:

I see you've figured out my achilles heel... drinking on porches, or anywhere for that matter. Where is your hood anyway?

CT

My shtick was from In Living Color too....you didn't get it?? It was actually 2 rolled into one.