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  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Dunk, Dunk, Dunk...

    Word of advice bro, don't admit mojitos are your favorite drink, especially here in America, and certainly don't admit that while wearing your kilt.


    and whatever you do.... dont mix these 2 things together
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Dunk, Dunk, Dunk...

    Word of advice bro, don't admit mojitos are your favorite drink, especially here in America, and certainly don't admit that while wearing your kilt.
    thats a little scary.
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    SENROCK! wrote:
    thats a little scary.

    Exactly. Now my wife in a skirt drinking a mojito = sexy.

    Dunk in a skirt drinking a mojito = somebody pluck out my eyes.
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  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Exactly. Now my wife in a skirt drinking a mojito = sexy.

    Dunk in a skirt drinking a mojito = somebody pluck out my eyes.
    Hemingway's favorite drink was the Mojito.
    He would kick your ass.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Hemingway's favorite drink was the Mojito.
    He would kick your ass.

    I'd fight Hemingway. He was a boxer and wouldn't know shit about the ground and pound. And then he'd have earned that mojito.

    Actually I'm a big fan. I love his writing style and the fact that he liked cats. Of course, he was also a pussy sport hunter so you take the good with the bad. He killed himself just a few miles from where I used to live.
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  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    eyedclaar wrote:
    I'd fight Hemingway. He was a boxer and wouldn't know shit about the ground and pound. And then he'd have earned that mojito.

    Actually I'm a big fan. I love his writing style and the fact that he liked cats. Of course, he was also a pussy sport hunter so you take the good with the bad. He killed himself just a few miles from where I used to live.
    Yeah, shot off his own face.
    MADMAN!
    Not a pussy.
    He would kick your butt.
    And what about all the pirates????
    They would cut off your leg and replace it with a dowel and think nothing of it.
    Wimps?????
    I don't think so.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Yeah, shot off his own face.
    MADMAN!
    Not a pussy.
    He would kick your butt.
    And what about all the pirates????
    They would cut off your leg and replace it with a dowel and think nothing of it.
    Wimps?????
    I don't think so.


    your new sig makes me sick

    (sorry to go off topic but i had to say it)
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Yeah, shot off his own face.
    MADMAN!
    Not a pussy.
    He would kick your butt.
    And what about all the pirates????
    They would cut off your leg and replace it with a dowel and think nothing of it.
    Wimps?????
    I don't think so.


    Shiiiiiit woman, I am a fuckin' pirate. And I certainly don't fear any man who felt the need to kill animals for sport. Sport?!? That's like me challenging a quadrapalegic to a game of basketball. Pick on something that can fight back you pussy.

    That's it, I'm building my time machine and taking on Hemingway. I'm also going to kick the shit out of F. Scott Fitzgerald while I'm back there. Now he's someone I'd expect to drink a mojito.
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  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    your new sig makes me sick

    (sorry to go off topic but i had to say it)
    You could have said it in a pm. :confused:


    Yes eyed....I don't agree with the sport hunting. The one thing that always bothered me about Hemingway.
    But c'mon....a mojito is good, damnit!
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • gabersgabers Posts: 2,787
    Mojitos, when made properly, are great. And if they're chick drinks now they didn't start off that way. Same thing with Martinis. 95% of "Martinis" consumed in America aren't Martinis at all. For my money, a gin and tonic with a slice of lime can't be beat. Whiskey sours are good too. That's about it. I'm a beer guy.
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    TrixieCat wrote:
    You could have said it in a pm. :confused:


    Yes eyed....I don't agree with the sport hunting. The one thing that always bothered me about Hemingway.
    But c'mon....a mojito is good, damnit!


    Alright, just to prove that I'm in touch with my feminine side, I will admit to once trying and enjoying a mojito. However, I was already drunk and I needed the money.
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  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Alright, just to prove that I'm in touch with my feminine side, I will admit to once trying and enjoying a mojito. However, I was already drunk and I needed the money.
    You needed the money???
    :confused:

    Nothing like a good stiff cocktail.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    TrixieCat wrote:
    You needed the money???
    :confused:

    Nothing like a good stiff cocktail.


    Sorry, part of a joke I lifted from... maybe In Living Color. I think it was the homeless guy Wayon brother talking about gay experiences and he's like, "Ain't no way, I'd ever do that! Well, alright once... but I was drunk and I needed the money."

    Nevermind...
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  • intodeepintodeep Posts: 7,240
    My favorite drink is a good 15 year scotch with maybe one or two ice cubes.

    although a good dirty martini is nice too. (vodka)

    all in all i do prefer beer though.

    Mojito's are tasty just not my favs.
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    intodeep wrote:
    My favorite drink is a good 15 year scotch with maybe one or two ice cubes.

    although a good dirty martini is nice too. (vodka)

    all in all i do prefer beer though.

    Mojito's are tasty just not my favs.


    Mmmmmm... aged scotch.
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  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    I try to drink only jack. No hang overs .. nothing.
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  • Cree NationsCree Nations Posts: 2,247
    cuba libre is good too but there close anyway. I like a good old vodka with soda, crushed ice and maybe a little juice.
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  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Sorry, part of a joke I lifted from... maybe In Living Color. I think it was the homeless guy Wayon brother talking about gay experiences and he's like, "Ain't no way, I'd ever do that! Well, alright once... but I was drunk and I needed the money."

    Nevermind...
    Listen, I ain't one to talk, so you didn't hear it from me, but mojitos are good.
    If you are ever in my hood, swing by my box, I added a new porch. I'll give you a swig of my booze.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Listen, I ain't one to talk, so you didn't hear it from me, but mojitos are good.
    If you are ever in my hood, swing by my box, I added a new porch. I'll give you a swig of my booze.

    I see you've figured out my achilles heel... drinking on porches, or anywhere for that matter. Where is your hood anyway?
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  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    eyedclaar wrote:
    I see you've figured out my achilles heel... drinking on porches, or anywhere for that matter. Where is your hood anyway?
    CT

    My shtick was from In Living Color too....you didn't get it?? It was actually 2 rolled into one. :p
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    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    TrixieCat wrote:
    CT

    My shtick was from In Living Color too....you didn't get it?? It was actually 2 rolled into one. :p

    Well look at you, sly cat. I didn't get it but I do now! I take it that means I'm not really invited to hang out on your porch...
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  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Not a big cocktail fan, unless you count JD & Coke, and I straight up LOATHE anything with Tequila in it but I quite like Frisky Bisons and had a hell of a time after drinking an Irish Carbomb once. And by hell of a time I mean I nearly got arrested.
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  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Well look at you, sly cat. I didn't get it but I do now! I take it that means I'm not really invited to hang out on your porch...
    NO, no...just going along with your theme. :)
    The first part is when the old lady would sit on the stoop and gossip about everyone, like "that kid is so hard up for a fix, he would steal the crack outta his momma's ass"
    The second part was from This Old Box.
    You can drink on my porch. And not mojitos. Gin and tonics for everyone in the summer!
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Not a big cocktail fan, unless you count JD & Coke, and I straight up LOATHE anything with Tequila in it but I quite like Frisky Bisons and had a hell of a time after drinking an Irish Carbomb once. And by hell of a time I mean I nearly got arrested.
    I have changed my drinking pattern as I have gotten older

    20's Tequilla
    30's Bourbon
    40's Scotch

    When I hit my 50's I am planning on rubbing alchohol (for my decomposing body)
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  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Black Diamond wrote:
    I have changed my drinking pattern as I have gotten older

    20's Tequilla
    30's Bourbon
    40's Scotch

    When I hit my 50's I am planning on rubbing alchohol (for my decomposing body)
    Scotch is where it's at. The greatest country's greatest export :)

    Tequila is fucking horrible stuff. I did actually like it before having two horrible nights on it and now even the taste makes me feel sick/fills me with feelings of dread.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Dunk, Dunk, Dunk...

    Word of advice bro, don't admit mojitos are your favorite drink, especially here in America, and certainly don't admit that while wearing your kilt.


    dude i dont give a fuck... i have whisky in my cornflakes and i kill nuns for a hobby. admitting an alcoholic cocktail is my favourite drink is the least of my problems :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,298
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Scotch is where it's at. The greatest country's greatest export :)

    Tequila is fucking horrible stuff. I did actually like it before having two horrible nights on it and now even the taste makes me feel sick/fills me with feelings of dread.


    Mmmm...tequila! :)

    Yeah, there was a time where I wouldn't touch the stuff. It took some time before I got "back on that wagon", but I'm glad I did.

    You really have to pay for good tequila.
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Dunk, Dunk, Dunk...

    Word of advice bro, don't admit mojitos are your favorite drink, especially here in America, and certainly don't admit that while wearing your kilt.


    Um...Mojitos are not a girl's drink if that was the implication...it's like pure RUM and that ain't weak.


    by the way the key to a great mojito is crushing the mint with a metal spoon.

    I am dead serious too!
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  • Vedderlution_BabyVedderlution_Baby Posts: 2,535
    Ya know, as much shit as people give scots for kilts, I've never seen somebody say it to a scottish guys face.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Um...Mojitos are not a girl's drink if that was the implication...it's like pure RUM and that ain't weak.


    by the way the key to a great mojito is crushing the mint with a metal spoon.

    I am dead serious too!


    it sok failed p... they cast aspersions upon the great man's drinking habits.. but they forget that

    rum
    sugar
    crushed mint
    ice
    soda water

    is the exact chemical formula of Eve's lactations. and weirdly enough... i'm ok with that,

    the Americans who are taking the piss don't know what real booze is.... Budweiser is what they give paraplegic orphans recovering in hospital after 15 blood transfusions here in Scotland
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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