"Soccer"

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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    saveuplife wrote:
    Ok. I'll say it....

    Midgets and talentless hacks play soccer.


    yeah i think my post was much better.... :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • saveuplife
    saveuplife Posts: 1,173
    dunkman wrote:
    yeah i think my post was much better.... :)

    Nah. You generalized in yours.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    saveuplife wrote:
    Nah. You generalized in yours.

    yes i did... it was still supremely better though.

    midgets and talentless hacks? a hack is a journalist.. it doesnt make sense... a bit like the 439 rules in US football
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • saveuplife
    saveuplife Posts: 1,173
    dunkman wrote:
    yes i did... it was still supremely better though.

    midgets and talentless hacks? a hack is a journalist.. it doesnt make sense... a bit like the 439 rules in US football


    It's called slang, dude. Look at urbandictionary.com... here's the second definition...

    2. hack
    a person who is a professional at doing some sort of service, but does crappy work.

    example- man, the sport of soccer is full of hacks.


    Anyway, the bottom line is soccer is a beat sport. It's proven over and over in America. The best atheletes in America, certainly do not go into soccer. People who are tiny (both in frame, stature and intellect) do. That's all.

    That said, I think it's great for 4 year olds. That's why it's so popular for kids in America.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    saveuplife wrote:
    Anyway, the bottom line is soccer is a beat sport. It's proven over and over in America. The best atheletes in America, certainly do not go into soccer. People who are tiny (both in frame, stature and intellect) do. That's all.


    and by contrast only fat incestuous dullards who like to wear helmets go into US sports professionally...

    Hey, America would be awesome at Sumo. :)


    ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,711
    dunkman wrote:
    and by contrast only fat incestuous dullards who like to wear helmets go into US sports professionally...

    Hey, America would be awesome at Sumo. :)


    ;)
    Sumo wrestlers don't wear helmets!
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Rygar wrote:
    Sumo wrestlers don't wear helmets!

    you mean thats their fucking hair???? who would have hair like that? ;)


    i once read that sumo wrestlers have a wee apprentice guy who wipes the sumo guys bum after he does a plop... not out of laziness but that the sumo guys are so fat they cant do it themselves.


    anyway, this argument will always go on and on and on.. but at least with soccer we have a genuine WORLD cup... not like baseball... World Series yet only like Toronto are from another country?!?!? :confused: same with US football..

    Japan are world Sumo champs... but if america entered it would win... pick 16 random people from the burger line at Disney and there's your team!!
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,711
    dunkman wrote:
    you mean thats their fucking hair???? who would have hair like that? ;)


    i once read that sumo wrestlers have a wee apprentice guy who wipes the sumo guys bum after he does a plop... not out of laziness but that the sumo guys are so fat they cant do it themselves.


    anyway, this argument will always go on and on and on.. but at least with soccer we have a genuine WORLD cup... not like baseball... World Series yet only like Toronto are from another country?!?!? :confused: same with US football..

    Japan are world Sumo champs... but if america entered it would win... pick 16 random people from the burger line at Disney and there's your team!!

    That is pretty gross.

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  • luxpjamer
    luxpjamer Posts: 837
    dunkman wrote:
    Soccer - the beautiful game. anyone can play, all you need is a ball and some clothes to make goalposts ;)


    and that's the point. Just go out and watch the poor children in the favellas, in ghettos,... they love the game.
    Football is universal (exept. US... like a lot of stuff but hey you got the greatest Rock band of the world ;)) and that's the beauty of it.
    I bet you could travell around the world with a ball and make a lots of friends just because you'll kick some games with strangers.
    it's great.
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  • luxpjamer
    luxpjamer Posts: 837
    saveuplife wrote:
    It's called slang, dude. Look at urbandictionary.com... here's the second definition...

    2. hack
    a person who is a professional at doing some sort of service, but does crappy work.

    example- man, the sport of soccer is full of hacks.


    Anyway, the bottom line is soccer is a beat sport. It's proven over and over in America. The best atheletes in America, certainly do not go into soccer. People who are tiny (both in frame, stature and intellect) do. That's all.

    That said, I think it's great for 4 year olds. That's why it's so popular for kids in America.

    if the states would seen themselves as a part of the world and not as the leader they'd play "soccer". It's just a question of image. :D
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  • saveuplife
    saveuplife Posts: 1,173
    luxpjamer wrote:
    if the states would seen themselves as a part of the world and not as the leader they'd play "soccer". It's just a question of image. :D


    Nah, the rest of the world just has to catch up with the times. That's all.
  • luxpjamer
    luxpjamer Posts: 837
    saveuplife wrote:
    Nah, the rest of the world just has to catch up with the times. That's all.

    ? forgot about the fact that everything that comes from oversea was modern... ?


    You'll never understand what it is to be a Football fan because you don't feel the same spirit as football fans do. For the most off us football is a big part in our life.
    It's like the fans in american stadium who wear cheese heads- a huge finger, the spice girls during breaks, advertissment every 10 minutes... , everything is artificial, plastic, it's just a game.
    The only ones in your country who know what it is to be a fan are the latins.


    'Some people believe football is a matter of life and death.
    I'm very disappointed with that attitude.
    I can assure you it is much, much more important than that.'
    bill shankly


    Football is timeless.
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  • saveuplife
    saveuplife Posts: 1,173
    luxpjamer wrote:
    ? forgot about the fact that everything that comes from oversea was modern... ?


    You'll never understand what it is to be a Football fan because you don't feel the same spirit as football fans do. For the most off us football is a big part in our life.
    It's like the fans in american stadium who wear cheese heads- a huge finger, the spice girls during breaks, advertissment every 10 minutes... , everything is artificial, plastic, it's just a game.
    The only ones in your country who know what it is to be a fan are the latins.


    'Some people believe football is a matter of life and death.
    I'm very disappointed with that attitude.
    I can assure you it is much, much more important than that.'
    bill shankly


    Football is timeless.

    Everything you said about football is true. Football rules.

    It's soccer that sux. :P
  • luxpjamer
    luxpjamer Posts: 837
    saveuplife wrote:
    Everything you said about football is true. Football rules.

    It's soccer that sux. :P


    bastard ;)
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  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    saveuplife wrote:
    Everything you said about football is true. Football rules.

    It's soccer that sux. :P
    At least our game actually places an emphasis on the foot, rather than having a woefully misrepresentative name.

    Enjoy your National Handball-but-sometimes-with-foot League...
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  • saveuplife
    saveuplife Posts: 1,173
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    At least our game actually places an emphasis on the foot, rather than having a woefully misrepresentative name.

    National Handball-but-sometimes-with-foot League...

    Your game is so bad that we stole it's name for another game. Ha Ha Ha!
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    saveuplife wrote:
    Your game is so bad that we stole it's name for another game. Ha Ha Ha!
    To be fair to you, MLS is the worst thing ever. You've hardly been given the best impression of the game. It's no wonder you're deluded and borderline insane :)
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  • BrotherLoveBone
    BrotherLoveBone Posts: 264
    John Cleese compares the two sports

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_IRLOXOcas
  • The Great Cornholio
    The Great Cornholio Posts: 157
    massive gooner here.

    fucking love the bhoys too. was over at 4 games last season. best atmosphere in the universe. best fans in the world. hail hail
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  • luxpjamer
    luxpjamer Posts: 837
    BrotherLoveBone wrote:
    John Cleese compares the two sports

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_IRLOXOcas


    the good old john :D
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