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  • kinetic
    kinetic Posts: 148
    E.K wrote:
    Top Ten Reasons Eva Longoria Looks Like a Lollypop [/b] :D

    1. Because underneath the colorful wrapping, she's nothing but a nasty, slimy little stick.
    When you're married, you'll understand the importance of fresh produce.
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Top Ten Reasons Eva Longoria Looks Like a Lollypop
    1. Because underneath the colorful wrapping, she's nothing but a nasty, slimy little stick.
    2. Because E.K. said so
  • ozpjman
    ozpjman Posts: 872
    Sorry EK, not one of the best topics, though I do admit I havent exactly set the world on fire with any of mine either... :o

    Just reserving the next topic if I happen to crack the 10th reason: Top 10 pick-up lines used by the sailors of the USS Kitty Hawk while in Sydney

    Top Ten Reasons Eva Longoria Looks Like a Lollypop
    1. Because underneath the colorful wrapping, she's nothing but a nasty, slimy little stick.
    2. Because E.K. said so
    3. Thin body and big head resembles a Chuppa Chup (Struggling, sorry hehe)
    Stars walk the red carpet because they're famous - I walk the toilet paper because im the shit.
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    Top Ten Reasons Eva Longoria Looks Like a Lollypop
    1. Because underneath the colorful wrapping, she's nothing but a nasty, slimy little stick.
    2. Because E.K. said so
    3. Thin body and big head resembles a Chuppa Chup (Struggling, sorry hehe)
    4. because vital and EK said so
    wah
  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    Top Ten Reasons Eva Longoria Looks Like a Lollypop

    1. Because underneath the colorful wrapping, she's nothing but a nasty, slimy little stick.
    2. Because E.K. said so
    3. Thin body and big head resembles a Chuppa Chup (Struggling, sorry hehe)
    4. because vital and EK said so

    Umm... too many brains cells needed for this one, let's change to ozpjfan's idea :o
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  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    Top 10 Pick-up Lines Used by the Sailors of the USS Kitty Hawk while in Sydney

    1. Eddie Vedder is my cousin. Sleep with me and I'll arrange for you to meet him. :)
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Top 10 Pick-up Lines Used by the Sailors of the USS Kitty Hawk while in Sydney

    1. Eddie Vedder is my cousin. Sleep with me and I'll arrange for you to meet him. :)
    2. Want to fuck?
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  • ozpjman
    ozpjman Posts: 872
    I feel bad now :( Sorry EK, we were sitting around after soccer on the weekend and came up with heaps of ideas...

    Top 10 Pick-up Lines Used by the Sailors of the USS Kitty Hawk while in Sydney

    1. Eddie Vedder is my cousin. Sleep with me and I'll arrange for you to meet him. :)
    2. Want to fuck?
    3. Hey baby, want to be my Rear Admiral?
    Stars walk the red carpet because they're famous - I walk the toilet paper because im the shit.
  • DonJon
    DonJon Posts: 5,089
    Top 10 Pick-up Lines Used by the Sailors of the USS Kitty Hawk while in Sydney

    1. Eddie Vedder is my cousin. Sleep with me and I'll arrange for you to meet him.
    2. Want to fuck?
    3. Hey baby, want to be my Rear Admiral?
    4. Young lady - I am a seaman. Are you interested in a free party with millions of semen?
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • DonJon
    DonJon Posts: 5,089
    Top 10 Pick-up Lines Used by the Sailors of the USS Kitty Hawk while in Sydney

    1. Eddie Vedder is my cousin. Sleep with me and I'll arrange for you to meet him.
    2. Want to fuck?
    3. Hey baby, want to be my Rear Admiral?
    4. Young lady - I am a seaman. Are you interested in a free party with millions of semen?
    5. Hey baby, wanna go halves in a bastard child?
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    Top 10 Pick-up Lines Used by the Sailors of the USS Kitty Hawk while in Sydney

    1. Eddie Vedder is my cousin. Sleep with me and I'll arrange for you to meet him.
    2. Want to fuck?
    3. Hey baby, want to be my Rear Admiral?
    4. Young lady - I am a seaman. Are you interested in a free party with millions of semen?
    5. Hey baby, wanna go halves in a bastard child?
    6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

    well pirates ones are easier :eek:
    wah
  • ozpjman
    ozpjman Posts: 872
    Top 10 Pick-up Lines Used by the Sailors of the USS Kitty Hawk while in Sydney

    1. Eddie Vedder is my cousin. Sleep with me and I'll arrange for you to meet him.
    2. Want to fuck?
    3. Hey baby, want to be my Rear Admiral?
    4. Young lady - I am a seaman. Are you interested in a free party with millions of semen?
    5. Hey baby, wanna go halves in a bastard child?
    6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
    7. (After a tour of the ship) Well sweetheart, ive let you see my landing strip....
    Stars walk the red carpet because they're famous - I walk the toilet paper because im the shit.
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Top 10 Pick-up Lines Used by the Sailors of the USS Kitty Hawk while in Sydney

    1. Eddie Vedder is my cousin. Sleep with me and I'll arrange for you to meet him.
    2. Want to fuck?
    3. Hey baby, want to be my Rear Admiral?
    4. Young lady - I am a seaman. Are you interested in a free party with millions of semen?
    5. Hey baby, wanna go halves in a bastard child?
    6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
    7. (After a tour of the ship) Well sweetheart, ive let you see my landing strip....
    8. You float my boat -- le me float yours!
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • Math
    Math Posts: 71
    Top 10 Pick-up Lines Used by the Sailors of the USS Kitty Hawk while in Sydney

    1. Eddie Vedder is my cousin. Sleep with me and I'll arrange for you to meet him.
    2. Want to fuck?
    3. Hey baby, want to be my Rear Admiral?
    4. Young lady - I am a seaman. Are you interested in a free party with millions of semen?
    5. Hey baby, wanna go halves in a bastard child?
    6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
    7. (After a tour of the ship) Well sweetheart, ive let you see my landing strip....
    8. You float my boat -- le me float yours!
    9. Come on... I promise you won't feel a thing
    "Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends" - Woody ALLEN
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Top 10 Pick-up Lines Used by the Sailors of the USS Kitty Hawk while in Sydney

    1. Eddie Vedder is my cousin. Sleep with me and I'll arrange for you to meet him.
    2. Want to fuck?
    3. Hey baby, want to be my Rear Admiral?
    4. Young lady - I am a seaman. Are you interested in a free party with millions of semen?
    5. Hey baby, wanna go halves in a bastard child?
    6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
    7. (After a tour of the ship) Well sweetheart, ive let you see my landing strip....
    8. You float my boat -- le me float yours!
    9. Come on... I promise you won't feel a thing
    10. Fuck this Navy B.S..... I'm joining the Army so we can PLAY Army's.. I'll lay down while you blow the hell outta me!
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    illegal_pants wrote:
    Top Ten Reasons Eva Longoria Looks Like a Lollypop
    1. Because underneath the colorful wrapping, she's nothing but a nasty, slimy little stick.
    2. Because E.K. said so
    3. Thin body and big head resembles a Chuppa Chup (Struggling, sorry hehe)
    4. because vital and EK said so
    Uh oh... you listen to us... poor you :) haha
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Top 10 Lines Used by the Sailors of the USS Kitty Hawk whilst leaving their Sydney "Ports of call" (a.k.a. shags, Navy groupies, Desperate Sydney whores) behind....
  • ozpjman
    ozpjman Posts: 872
    Top 10 Lines Used by the Sailors of the USS Kitty Hawk whilst leaving their Sydney "Ports of call" (a.k.a. shags, Navy groupies, Desperate Sydney whores) behind....

    1. If only they knew where these dicks have been.... COMING BRUCEY!!!!
    Stars walk the red carpet because they're famous - I walk the toilet paper because im the shit.
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Top 10 Lines Used by the Sailors of the USS Kitty Hawk whilst leaving their Sydney "Ports of call" (a.k.a. shags, Navy groupies, Desperate Sydney whores) behind....

    1. If only they knew where these dicks have been.... COMING BRUCEY!!!!
    2. Sorry hunny, but this ship has sailed....
  • satansbedbugs
    satansbedbugs On Tour Posts: 2,413
    Top 10 Lines Used by the Sailors of the USS Kitty Hawk whilst leaving their Sydney "Ports of call" (a.k.a. shags, Navy groupies, Desperate Sydney whores) behind....

    1. If only they knew where these dicks have been.... COMING BRUCEY!!!!
    2. Sorry hunny, but this ship has sailed....
    3. Thanks for letting me play with your " kitty "
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