Stupid Things You Have Tried But Failed At

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  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    my2hands wrote:
    i am laughing my ass off picturing this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    i love it :p
    It is really pathetic.
    :)
    I was just trying.
    Not so good yet.
    I wonder what made this guy think, "Wow, I could be the world's fastest clapper"?
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
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  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    TrixieCat wrote:
    It is really pathetic.
    :)
    I was just trying.
    Not so good yet.
    I wonder what made this guy think, "Wow, I could be the world's fastest clapper"?

    I want to be the world's fastest one hand clapper.
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • brainofPJ
    brainofPJ Posts: 2,361
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Yes, it is pretty pathetic...and so frustrating.

    Here is the link Jamie:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNXElmEUIJo


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  • you are
    you are Posts: 1,651
    pouch15 wrote:
    hahahahah There are also words that I love to say, like dterodactilo (in english is tderodactile I think, I love saying it, makes me feel good dterodactilo dterodactilo

    haha! that's hilarious! ;)
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  • my2hands
    my2hands Posts: 17,117
    whats up with all of these people that cant ride a bike?

    crazy talk
  • GraySaturday
    GraySaturday Posts: 2,878
    I tried to adopt ONE and only ONE cat who needed a good home...


    well we all know how badly I failed with that one....
  • pouch15
    pouch15 Posts: 436
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    I want to be the world's fastest one hand clapper.
    hahahahahahaha
  • comebackwoman
    comebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    patience - yeah - that's just not gonna happen :p
    whistling - I've tried my whole life - I just can't make it happen :o
    driving a stick - I know WHAT I'm supposed to do - I just can't actually do it
    cattiness - hmmmm....why even bother when others seem to have it mastered? ;)
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
  • igotid88
    igotid88 Posts: 28,776
    comebackgirl wrote:
    patience - yeah - that's just not gonna happen :p
    whistling - I've tried my whole life - I just can't make it happen :o
    driving a stick - I know WHAT I'm supposed to do - I just can't actually do it
    cattiness - hmmmm....why even bother when others seem to have it mastered? ;)

    I can't whistle either.
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  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    comebackgirl wrote:
    whistling - I've tried my whole life - I just can't make it happen :o
    igotid88 wrote:
    I can't whistle either.

    You guys can't whistle? :eek: That's as easy as riding a bike!!!



    Oh... wait. :p
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  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Riding a bike is easy, it's falling off logs I struggle with :cool: just can't fall off them, no matter how I try.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • Allie
    Allie Posts: 2,908
    I can whistle and ride a bike.

    I can't wink but I read that is a genetic thing? I always wanted to be able to, but I can't!

    I failed my road test the 1st time! :eek:

    I can't get rid of the Long Island accent where I can't pronounce words that end in 'er" (Ie: I say "quar-tah" instead of "quart-er")
    "...like a word misplaced, nothing said, what a waste.."
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  • Heineken Helen
    Heineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    Allie wrote:
    I can whistle and ride a bike.

    I can't wink but I read that is a genetic thing? I always wanted to be able to, but I can't!

    I failed my road test the 1st time! :eek:

    I can't get rid of the Long Island accent where I can't pronounce words that end in 'er" (Ie: I say "quar-tah" instead of "quart-er")
    I can't wink either :o I think I can but I'm actually just blinking one eye harder than the other :rolleyes: :D
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  • Hinny
    Hinny Posts: 1,610
    Pop a whole roll of bubble wrap, one bubble at a time, from the start to the end.

    I always cheat a bit after a while. For shame.
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  • roar
    roar Posts: 1,116
    i have never peeled an apple or an orange in one strip.
  • libragirl
    libragirl Posts: 4,632
    I have been reading through this thread and realized there is a lot of shit I cannot do....

    meh...
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    I can't wink either :o I think I can but I'm actually just blinking one eye harder than the other :rolleyes: :D


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  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Getting over someone...when all I want to do is get under him! :eek:
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  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    Standing on a roof facing a pool...

    Doing a forward motion backflip into a second half flip and just dive right in...

    It was more of a little extra rotation and a back flip with belly flop at the end from about 12 feet up.

    Crap, come to think of it, I could probably fill 10 pages of stupid things I've done.
  • libragirl
    libragirl Posts: 4,632
    AmentsChick wrote:
    Getting over someone...when all I want to do is get under him! :eek:

    oh man that is bad...
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.

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