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  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Riding a bike is easy, it's falling off logs I struggle with :cool: just can't fall off them, no matter how I try.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • AllieAllie Posts: 2,908
    I can whistle and ride a bike.

    I can't wink but I read that is a genetic thing? I always wanted to be able to, but I can't!

    I failed my road test the 1st time! :eek:

    I can't get rid of the Long Island accent where I can't pronounce words that end in 'er" (Ie: I say "quar-tah" instead of "quart-er")
    "...like a word misplaced, nothing said, what a waste.."
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  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    Allie wrote:
    I can whistle and ride a bike.

    I can't wink but I read that is a genetic thing? I always wanted to be able to, but I can't!

    I failed my road test the 1st time! :eek:

    I can't get rid of the Long Island accent where I can't pronounce words that end in 'er" (Ie: I say "quar-tah" instead of "quart-er")
    I can't wink either :o I think I can but I'm actually just blinking one eye harder than the other :rolleyes: :D
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
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  • HinnyHinny Posts: 1,610
    Pop a whole roll of bubble wrap, one bubble at a time, from the start to the end.

    I always cheat a bit after a while. For shame.
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  • roarroar Posts: 1,116
    i have never peeled an apple or an orange in one strip.
  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    I have been reading through this thread and realized there is a lot of shit I cannot do....

    meh...
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    I can't wink either :o I think I can but I'm actually just blinking one eye harder than the other :rolleyes: :D


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  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Getting over someone...when all I want to do is get under him! :eek:
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  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    Standing on a roof facing a pool...

    Doing a forward motion backflip into a second half flip and just dive right in...

    It was more of a little extra rotation and a back flip with belly flop at the end from about 12 feet up.

    Crap, come to think of it, I could probably fill 10 pages of stupid things I've done.
  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    AmentsChick wrote:
    Getting over someone...when all I want to do is get under him! :eek:

    oh man that is bad...
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    libragirl wrote:
    oh man that is bad...

    what? Why is that bad?
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  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Standing on a roof facing a pool...

    Doing a forward motion backflip into a second half flip and just dive right in...

    It was more of a little extra rotation and a back flip with belly flop at the end from about 12 feet up.

    Crap, come to think of it, I could probably fill 10 pages of stupid things I've done.

    Are you trying to be an olympic diver? ;)
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  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    libragirl wrote:
    Are you trying to be an olympic diver? ;)

    It was a short lived career idea. :p
  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    AmentsChick wrote:
    what? Why is that bad?

    eh..sorry..didn't mean it like how it sounded. I meant it's bad you feel like that.
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    starting a good thread!!!
    :o
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  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    Lizard wrote:
    starting a good thread!!!
    :o

    lol...me either..they all fizzle out pretty quickly.

    btw I like your sig :)
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    libragirl wrote:
    eh..sorry..didn't mean it like how it sounded. I meant it's bad you feel like that.

    LOL! Don't feel bad. We can't help who we lust after...er...um...who we're attracted to.
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  • Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    Lizard wrote:
    starting a good thread!!!
    :o
    agreed
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  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    Lizard wrote:
    starting a good thread!!!
    :o

    Me either, they all get deleted. :(

    I really thought your time one would take off though. :p

    I think that one was yours. I remember being a kid and calling 'time'

    Ahh the simple joys of being young.
  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    AmentsChick wrote:
    LOL! Don't feel bad. We can't help who we lust after...er...um...who we're attracted to.

    isn't that true...meh...stupid lust! :o
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Me either, they all get deleted. :(

    I really thought your time one would take off though. :p

    I think that one was yours. I remember being a kid and calling 'time'

    Ahh the simple joys of being young.

    don't worry a good bunch of mine got zapped...meh...

    But you are a big troublemaker...:D
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  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    libragirl wrote:
    lol...me either..they all fizzle out pretty quickly.

    btw I like your sig :)

    hahah. pretty deep, huh?
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    libragirl wrote:
    don't worry a good bunch of mine got zapped...meh...

    But you are a big troublemaker...:D

    Me troublemaker? Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? Explain yourself! :)

    I need the halo emoticon, that'd decsribe me perfectly.

    Oh...strip poker. yes, definitely strip poker. I've definitely failed at that.
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Drop The Leash 10 wrote:
    agreed


    So, you don't think Lizard starts good threads too? That's just rude.


    hehe
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  • Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    eyedclaar wrote:
    So, you don't think Lizard starts good threads too? That's just rude.


    hehe
    hahaha. i didnt say that. i suck at starting threads.
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  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    Lizard wrote:
    hahah. pretty deep, huh?

    lol..I remember that time I mixed you up with lizardjam...my username is self-explanatory :)
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    eyedclaar wrote:
    So, you don't think Lizard starts good threads too? That's just rude.


    hehe

    I almost said that too!!!! Damn. :p

    And Libragirl--Lizardjam IS a girl--LizardKing is guy!
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    Lizard wrote:
    I almost said that too!!!! Damn. :p

    And Libragirl--Lizardjam IS a girl--LizardKing is guy!

    ah..okay..that's who I mixed you up with..see Im still not straight :p
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Lizard wrote:
    I almost said that too!!!! Damn. :p

    And Libragirl--Lizardjam IS a girl--LizardKing is guy!

    All you damn lizards look alike.
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  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    eyedclaar wrote:
    All you damn lizards look alike.
    racist.

    Oh look! a pack of dogs! watch out! :D
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
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