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  • urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    I'm really glad I'm not the only person who can't ride a bike :o
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  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    urbanhippie wrote:
    I'm really glad I'm not the only person who can't ride a bike :o
    I can't ride a bike either :o
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  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Making hard boiled eggs.
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  • Rhinocerous SurpriseRhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    Obligatory "controversial" response: religion.

    Also: taking things seriously. :)
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  • pouch15pouch15 Posts: 436
    Im can speak and read english in a 99% but I don't know why I've always had problem pronouncing the word "something" I always say "thomething", so there, thats a stupid thing I failed all my life hahah great thread
  • roarroar Posts: 1,116
    cartwheels & waterskiing
  • pouch15pouch15 Posts: 436
    roar wrote:
    cartwheels & waterskiing
    I don't think waterskiing is a stupid thing, its tough to learn
  • you areyou are Posts: 1,651
    roar wrote:
    cartwheels & waterskiing

    oh :eek: i've been sitting here trying to figure out what i've tried, but can't do......i was a cheerleader for years (when i was a kid) and i could NEVER to a damn cartwheel!
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  • ajedigeckoajedigecko \m/deplorable af \m/ Posts: 2,430
    i was unable to "gleek"....all of my friends could simply open their mouths and saliva would rocket across the table, at will.

    i failed....and became target practice.
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  • you areyou are Posts: 1,651
    pouch15 wrote:
    Im can speak and read english in a 99% but I don't know why I've always had problem pronouncing the word "something" I always say "thomething", so there, thats a stupid thing I failed all my life hahah great thread

    that reminds me of a few things....

    i can't say 'real world' without saying it really S-L-O-W or it comes out 'weal wold' :p

    my mom and grandmother can't say 'esophagus' - they say 'esockaphus' - lol, it's so cute

    couple of friends can't say 'nevermind' - 'nethermind'

    and 'breakfast' - 'breaf-kast'

    :D
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  • roarroar Posts: 1,116
    you are wrote:
    oh :eek: i've been sitting here trying to figure out what i've tried, but can't do......i was a cheerleader for years (when i was a kid) and i could NEVER to a damn cartwheel!

    ME TOO! :D
    4 cartwheel-less years in high school.
    but no one did cartwheels, anyway... ;)
  • jeffwmartinjeffwmartin Posts: 71
    Marriage (2 of 'em)
  • pouch15pouch15 Posts: 436
    you are wrote:
    that reminds me of a few things....

    i can't say 'real world' without saying it really S-L-O-W or it comes out 'weal wold' :p

    my mom and grandmother can't say 'esophagus' - they say 'esockaphus' - lol, it's so cute

    couple of friends can't say 'nevermind' - 'nethermind'

    and 'breakfast' - 'breaf-kast'

    :D

    hahahaha thats funny, weal world!!!


    Hey, I just noticed that I was bragging about my english but I wrote IM instead of I.
  • you areyou are Posts: 1,651
    pouch15 wrote:
    hahahaha thats funny, weal world!!!


    Hey, I just noticed that I was bragging about my english but I wrote IM instead of I.

    NO, it's weal wold no 'r'! get it right! ;):p
    No need to be void, or save up on life...
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  • pouch15pouch15 Posts: 436
    you are wrote:
    NO, it's weal wold no 'r'! get it right! ;):p

    hahahahah There are also words that I love to say, like dterodactilo (in english is tderodactile I think, I love saying it, makes me feel good dterodactilo dterodactilo
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    libragirl wrote:
    I can't ride a bike either :o


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  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    TrixieCat wrote:
    I am almost embarrassed to admit this but do you remember when someone posted the video of that guy clapping like a gagillion times a minute???
    I am obsessed. lol I try almost everyday, as a goof mostly, but still do nonetheless.
    :o
    I am horrible at it. How does he do it???
    :p

    i watched that video last night!!! Odd.
    the comments are funny though....especially the one that says he looks like he is masturbating by the end of the vid!!!! :D:p:D
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
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  • patrickredeyespatrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    AmentsChick wrote:
    "Stupid Things You Have Tried But Failed At "

    Me? Relationships. :(


    That's my answer also.
  • my2handsmy2hands Posts: 17,117
    TrixieCat wrote:
    I am almost embarrassed to admit this but do you remember when someone posted the video of that guy clapping like a gagillion times a minute???
    I am obsessed. lol I try almost everyday, as a goof mostly, but still do nonetheless.
    :o
    I am horrible at it. How does he do it???
    :p


    i am laughing my ass off picturing this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    i love it :p
  • Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    small talk
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  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    my2hands wrote:
    i am laughing my ass off picturing this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    i love it :p
    It is really pathetic.
    :)
    I was just trying.
    Not so good yet.
    I wonder what made this guy think, "Wow, I could be the world's fastest clapper"?
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  • Rhinocerous SurpriseRhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    TrixieCat wrote:
    It is really pathetic.
    :)
    I was just trying.
    Not so good yet.
    I wonder what made this guy think, "Wow, I could be the world's fastest clapper"?

    I want to be the world's fastest one hand clapper.
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  • brainofPJbrainofPJ Posts: 2,361
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Yes, it is pretty pathetic...and so frustrating.

    Here is the link Jamie:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNXElmEUIJo


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  • you areyou are Posts: 1,651
    pouch15 wrote:
    hahahahah There are also words that I love to say, like dterodactilo (in english is tderodactile I think, I love saying it, makes me feel good dterodactilo dterodactilo

    haha! that's hilarious! ;)
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  • my2handsmy2hands Posts: 17,117
    whats up with all of these people that cant ride a bike?

    crazy talk
  • GraySaturdayGraySaturday Posts: 2,878
    I tried to adopt ONE and only ONE cat who needed a good home...


    well we all know how badly I failed with that one....
  • pouch15pouch15 Posts: 436
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    I want to be the world's fastest one hand clapper.
    hahahahahahaha
  • comebackwomancomebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    patience - yeah - that's just not gonna happen :p
    whistling - I've tried my whole life - I just can't make it happen :o
    driving a stick - I know WHAT I'm supposed to do - I just can't actually do it
    cattiness - hmmmm....why even bother when others seem to have it mastered? ;)
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
  • igotid88igotid88 Posts: 28,065
    comebackgirl wrote:
    patience - yeah - that's just not gonna happen :p
    whistling - I've tried my whole life - I just can't make it happen :o
    driving a stick - I know WHAT I'm supposed to do - I just can't actually do it
    cattiness - hmmmm....why even bother when others seem to have it mastered? ;)

    I can't whistle either.
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  • Rhinocerous SurpriseRhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    comebackgirl wrote:
    whistling - I've tried my whole life - I just can't make it happen :o
    igotid88 wrote:
    I can't whistle either.

    You guys can't whistle? :eek: That's as easy as riding a bike!!!



    Oh... wait. :p
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