I Ran In To Jack Irons Today And He Told Me The Real Reason Why He Left The Band.

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  • Posts: 425
    I thought Beyoncee was great in "The Pink Panther"...
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    Long Rd..... go post this over at blackredyellow.com ;)
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    Evil Closet Monkey wrote:
    Long Rd..... go post this over at blackredyellow.com ;)
    is that a forum for PJ fan-base with a weird sense of humor? :D
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  • Posts: 131
    hopethatuchoke wrote:
    You actually sat and wrote this whole thing out? Wow. Sorry, I didn't find it funny at all.

    The funny thing is that you actually replied to it.


    Love this thread.
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    edited July 2012
    .............
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    oh wow. some harsh comments here. nothing wrong with constructive criticism but i've never been into lets 'just be mean because we can.'

    gotta love the JAMILY. god i fucken hate that word. stupidest word ever.
  • Wyoming Posts: 5,007
    funny stuff

    my kind of funny
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    LongRd. wrote:
    Well, I thought it was funny when I wrote it. I tried. I'm NOT a professional comedy writer you bastards! :p



    Awww, I liked it!! :)
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    Jamily, seriously? That sucks!
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  • Medford, NY Posts: 1,028
    the main reason it isnt funny to most is cause we thought you were serious when we read the thread title. . .and then sat through all of that to realize it was bullshit
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  • Santiago Posts: 2,489
    Pj_Gurl wrote:
    oh wow. some harsh comments here. nothing wrong with constructive criticism but i've never been into lets 'just be mean because we can.'

    gotta love the JAMILY. god i fucken hate that word. stupidest word ever.
    I hate you!!! ;)
  • Posts: 65
    That really sucked!
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    LeatherMandi wrote:
    Luckily, your mama does both



























    sorry, i cant resist a good mama joke

    No need to get irritated. I was only joking Mandipants.
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  • Posts: 2,000
    This thread sucks!
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  • Posts: 442
    I thought the original post was funny. The replies, on the other hand...
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    Colorado Fan wrote:
    I thought the original post was funny. The replies, on the other hand...

    ...are hilarious? ;)
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    OMG, it was not a good joke at all.
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  • Posts: 274
    Is that funny? Christ..
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    jaamfaan wrote:
    funny stuff

    my kind of funny
    in_hiding79 wrote:
    Awww, I liked it!! :)
    Colorado Fan wrote:
    I thought the original post was funny. The replies, on the other hand...
    Thanks jaam, IH79 and COfan.

    As much as everybody hates it, it must have struck a chord somehow because it remains in the first page and gotten more reaction than the other "Ran Into" threads. If I wasted two or three minutes of your time, well, I think I did a really good job. :p

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=272905
    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=272868
    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=272884
    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=272884
    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=272684
    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=272616
    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=272685
    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=272694
    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=272687
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    LongRd. wrote:

    As much as everybody hates it, it must have struck a chord somehow because it remains in the first page and gotten more reaction than the other "Ran Into" threads. If I wasted two or three minutes of your time, well, I think I did a really good job. :p

    no one hates it. It's just sooooooooo lame. the Jack getting insomnia from Around the Bend stuff or whatever the hell was going on. but on a positive note, this is the kind of stuff I like to write; taking known characters (or real people as in the case of pearl jam), knowing how they really interact with each other, and then turning it haywire. for instance I once wrote (and had performed) a skit where Jesus (aged 17), Mary, and Joseph are at the dinner table and, whereas normally you know these three characters to be quite dignified, in this skit, Jesus wants to use the family camel for a date and Joseph won't have any of it. he tell Jesus he's too young and only has his permit. They have a regular father/son argument while Mary shakes her head and disapproves. Joseph accuses Jesus of turning water to wine and getting drunk with his friends and Jesus yells "You aren't my real father anyway!" and stuff to that effect. It wasn't that well written but my friends did a good job with it, my buddy who played Joseph in particular. It ended with Simon and Judas (played by me in a cameo appearance) stopping to get Jesus and go fishing. as Jesus goes out the door, Joseph yells "and no drinking!!" Mary and Joseph then sit in silence for a few seconds looking at each other before Mary says her only line "I don't know if I really like that Judas boy Jesus is hanging out with." She said it with an awesome sarcastic tone and got a really good laugh out of the small audience. the entire skit only lasted about 5 mins.
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