slept like a baby

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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    reeferchief wrote:
    Excuse my voice but I'm feeling a little horse right now.:eek:

    I've got butterflies just thinking about it.

    Track 5 on XO is amazing, sorry off topic but just had to say it.:)

    You've got butterflies just thinking about feeling a horse? :eek:
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • reeferchief
    reeferchief Posts: 3,569
    It's Murphys law.

    Who's this Murphy? and why does he get to have his own law.
    Can not be arsed with life no more.
  • Collin
    Collin Posts: 4,931
    reeferchief wrote:
    It's Murphys law.

    Who's this Murphy? and why does he get to have his own law.

    According to Collin's law everyone can have his own law.
    THANK YOU, LOSTDAWG!


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  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Collin wrote:
    Pigs are filthy animals. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal.


    :D
    Misconception.

    Pigs are very clean animals, they just roll about in mud for fun + it keeps them free of parasites etc. They even take themselves off to specific areas in their farms to take a shit, unlike pretty much any other animal.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • Collin
    Collin Posts: 4,931
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Misconception.

    Pigs are very clean animals, they just roll about in mud for fun + it keeps them free of parasites etc. They even take themselves off to specific areas in their farms to take a shit, unlike pretty much any other animal.

    I don't remember askin' you a goddamn thing! ;)


    :D
    THANK YOU, LOSTDAWG!


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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Preceding everything you say with 'To be fair...'

    e.g. 'To be fair, you are an arsehole.'
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • reeferchief
    reeferchief Posts: 3,569
    Theres a pot of gold at the end of every rainbow.
    Can not be arsed with life no more.
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Preceding everything you say with 'To be fair...'

    e.g. 'To be fair, you are an arsehole.'


    HAHA... My boss says that constanlty.

    'To be honest, I want to punch him in the throat'
  • reeferchief
    reeferchief Posts: 3,569
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Preceding everything you say with 'To be fair...'

    e.g. 'To be fair, you are an arsehole.'

    My other favourite is the Trisha/Jeremy Kyle guest classic "At the end of the day"
    Can not be arsed with life no more.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    reeferchief wrote:
    My other favourite is the Trisha/Jeremy Kyle guest classic "At the end of the day"

    :D

    My other favourite is the Trisha/Jeremy Kyle guest/street slang favourite 'Oh my dayz!'
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Collin wrote:
    I don't remember askin' you a goddamn thing! ;)


    :D
    Just educating peoples my man. Ignorance is a sin ;)
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • you are
    you are Posts: 1,651
    dunkman wrote:
    the girl in my work said she "slept like a baby last night"... and i said "so you woke up every 3 hours and cried for no reason then?"

    i say slept like a rock.....but rocks don't sleep.....still doesn't make sense :o
    No need to be void, or save up on life...
    You got to spend it all
  • Collin
    Collin Posts: 4,931
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Just educating peoples my man. Ignorance is a sin ;)

    Check out the big brain on Jeremy! You're a smart motherfucker.

    :D

    How old are you, by the way? ;)
    THANK YOU, LOSTDAWG!


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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    you are wrote:
    i say slept like a rock.....but rocks don't sleep.....still doesn't make sense :o


    i usually say "slept like a narcoleptic student in a coma"

    i think it gets the message across better :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Naked as a Jay Bird

    Anyone?

    Anyone naked?
  • you are
    you are Posts: 1,651
    dunkman wrote:
    i usually say "slept like a narcoleptic student in a coma"

    i think it gets the message across better :)

    lol, that works :)
    No need to be void, or save up on life...
    You got to spend it all
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Actually when a baby wants to sleep they'll SLEEP and nothing will wake them up.

    'He/she's got a face like a slapped ass'
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Actually when a baby wants to sleep they'll SLEEP and nothing will wake them up.

    'He/she's got a face like a slapped ass'

    haha..I've never heard that, but I will use it at least 5 times today.
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    dissidentman wrote:
    haha..I've never heard that, but I will use it at least 5 times today.

    It means if someone looks miserable - which is the bit I dont get. So if you've got a red face, you're obviously miserable.
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    It means if someone looks miserable - which is the bit I dont get. So if you've got a red face, you're obviously miserable.

    Well that applies for 1/2 the people in this cubicle farm...

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