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on a pogo stick? That'll hurt the boobs, yo.Nice to know you.0
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HOOKER wrote:on a pogo stick? That'll hurt the boobs, yo.
How do you think my balls feel during my commute...HEY.....oh0 -
EvilMerlin wrote:How do you think my balls feel during my commute...HEY.....oh
Numb? Like when you bang a chick for hours and hours and hours kinda numb? Yeah?Nice to know you.0 -
HOOKER wrote:Numb? Like when you bang a chick for hours and hours and hours kinda numb? Yeah?
Yeah except during the first hour of that...you get some good sensations...this time the sensations are never good.0 -
EvilMerlin wrote:Yeah except during the first hour of that...you get some good sensations...this time the sensations are never good.
Sorry bro. Its kinda like if I ride a horse. The knockers go NUTS bouncing up and down. THAT my friend HURTS like crazyNice to know you.0 -
HOOKER wrote:Sorry bro. Its kinda like if I ride a horse. The knockers go NUTS bouncing up and down. THAT my friend HURTS like crazy
Wow, I could only imagine. It's like...take my balls, make them 10 times bigger and strap them wide open on my just to just get demolished...yeah that'd totally suck.0 -
EvilMerlin wrote:Why me start? Someone that doesn't have a filter that's on my myspace page is going to have to get on there, steal them and upload them here for me...I have one link up in a thread somewhere...a picture someone took of me as I was waking up.im on it......~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
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HOOKER wrote:Sorry bro. Its kinda like if I ride a horse. The knockers go NUTS bouncing up and down. THAT my friend HURTS like crazydid you just use BRO????!!!! :eek:~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
"Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95
It takes balls to put out a UKE album!0 -
HOOKER wrote:Sorry bro. Its kinda like if I ride a horse. The knockers go NUTS bouncing up and down. THAT my friend HURTS like crazy
You need my wife to teach you how to ride that horse correctly. Of course, she likes bouncing boobs, so she probably wouldn't help you out on purpose...Idaho's Premier Outdoor Writer
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HOOKER wrote:SEND ITTTTTTTT.no. EvilMerlin is my dawg and YOU are "unavailable" so i reeeeeFUUUSE to put him thru such turmoil.
Besides, you only talk a good game!!!! hahahaha (jk)
~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
"Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95
It takes balls to put out a UKE album!0 -
~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
"Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95
It takes balls to put out a UKE album!0 -
So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me0 -
Lizard wrote:AAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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that was freakin CRRRRAZINESS!!!!!~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
"Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95
It takes balls to put out a UKE album!0 -
SENROCK! wrote:no. EvilMerlin is my dawg and YOU are "unavailable" so i reeeeeFUUUSE to put him thru such turmoil.
Besides, you only talk a good game!!!! hahahaha (jk)
haha i dont have to be available to see a pic man Besides... doesnt look like Im unavaliable.... blah thats another story. COME ONNice to know you.0 -
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Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang. We're all so lucky to know Sen. That's true love right there homie. Straight up got my back without even asking me.0
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