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  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    job

    haha. ;)
    Nice to know you.
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    HOOKER wrote:
    haha. ;)

    I don't think anyone is paying attention to us anymore. We're free to do what we want. :D Or they're watching from afar hoping they see something durrrty.
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    I don't think anyone is paying attention to us anymore. We're free to do what we want. :D Or they're watching from afar hoping they see something durrrty.


    lets give it to them.

    : rubbing hands together:
    Nice to know you.
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    HOOKER wrote:
    lets give it to them.

    : rubbing hands together:

    I like where this is going!

    :evil drawn out laugh:

    "aaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnddddddd DRAMATIC CUT TO COMMERCIAL NOW!"
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    : sits on table :
    : crosses legs:

    Well hello there BIG STUD
    Nice to know you.
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    :Stands with one leg spread up on a chair, captain morgan style:

    How's it goin' hot stuff?
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    :Stands with one leg spread up on a chair, captain morgan style:

    How's it goin' hot stuff?


    ; tries not to laugh at the captain morgan comment :

    Its going REAL good.. but it can get MUCH BETTER. Whooppps i dropped my pen on the floor. Excuse me.

    : BENDS over to pick up pen:
    Nice to know you.
  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    *covers my virginal eyes from this thread* :eek:
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    HOOKER wrote:
    ; tries not to laugh at the captain morgan comment :

    Its going REAL good.. but it can get MUCH BETTER. Whooppps i dropped my pen on the floor. Excuse me.

    : BENDS over to pick up pen:

    Oh here...let me get that for you.

    :bends over:
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    pearljamjen wrote:
    *covers my virginal eyes from this thread* :eek:

    i read vaginal eyes.
    Nice to know you.
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    pearljamjen wrote:
    *covers my virginal eyes from this thread* :eek:

    Oh yeah, so Virginal miss I'm waiting for my XXL package! Pfft!
  • Lukin66Lukin66 Posts: 3,063
    lawdy lawdy lawdy
    deep, deep blue of the morning
    gets to me every time
  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    HOOKER wrote:
    i read vaginal eyes.


    :eek:

    How funny would that be! hmmmmm now I am distracted thinking about what it would be like to have vajayjays for eyes!
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    Lukin66 wrote:
    lawdy lawdy lawdy

    How bad do you think this is going to get?
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Oh here...let me get that for you.

    :bends over:

    " Wow Mr. Morgan. Do you work out? I bet you have REALLY HARD and strong muscles"
    Nice to know you.
  • Lukin66Lukin66 Posts: 3,063
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    How bad do you think this is going to get?
    3AM HBO bad, that's what I think
    deep, deep blue of the morning
    gets to me every time
  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Oh yeah, so Virginal miss I'm waiting for my XXL package! Pfft!


    I just meant I had a really big box to put an xxl package I mean present in.

    Nothing naughty there!
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    pearljamjen wrote:
    :eek:

    How funny would that be! hmmmmm now I am distracted thinking about what it would be like to have vajayjays for eyes!

    HAHAAHAHAHA That's the greatest thing I've read in a while.

    "Man my eyes are sore today."

    "Couldn't sleep last night huh?"

    "Oh no, I slept like a new born, it was just a wild night of never ending sex."
  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    Lukin66 wrote:
    3AM HBO bad, that's what I think

    LMAO I was hoping for cinemax after dark! :eek:
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    pearljamjen wrote:
    I just meant I had a really big box to put an xxl package I mean present in.

    Nothing naughty there!

    I see. I'm assuming that box is empty right? So that XXL package should be able to fit right in with a little bit of work along the edges. It'll be nice and comfy. ;):p
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    HAHAAHAHAHA That's the greatest thing I've read in a while.

    "Man my eyes are sore today."

    "Couldn't sleep last night huh?"

    "Oh no, I slept like a new born, it was just a wild night of never ending sex."

    ha. End of session.
    Nice to know you.
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    HOOKER wrote:
    " Wow Mr. Morgan. Do you work out? I bet you have REALLY HARD and strong muscles"

    "I used to work out quite a bit. I feel I've gotten a bit pudgy lately, but I like to keep some muscles toned and still work those out regularly."
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    "I used to work out quite a bit. I feel I've gotten a bit pudgy lately, but I like to keep some muscles toned and still work those out regularly."

    like your penis?
    Nice to know you.
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    Lukin66 wrote:
    3AM HBO bad, that's what I think

    Hmmm...well at least it's not at PPV status then...that might get the AET shut down again.
  • Lukin66Lukin66 Posts: 3,063
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    "I used to work out quite a bit. I feel I've gotten a bit pudgy lately, but I like to keep some muscles toned and still work those out regularly."
    I'm guessing your right arm is especially muscular, lolololol
    deep, deep blue of the morning
    gets to me every time
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    HOOKER wrote:
    like your penis?

    Oh, you noticed, huh? I do workouts in my Penthouse Master Suite for that.
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    Lukin66 wrote:
    I'm guessing your right arm is especially muscular, lolololol

    I'm ambidextrous baby! No Odd proportions with me!
  • Lukin66Lukin66 Posts: 3,063
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    I'm ambidextrous baby! No Odd proportions with me!
    ha, I'm sure
    deep, deep blue of the morning
    gets to me every time
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    I'm ambidextrous baby! No Odd proportions with me!

    Lukin66 wants to join in ey.
    Nice to know you.
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    Lukin66 wrote:
    ha, I'm sure

    All joking aside, I actually really am.
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