Currently Distracted by.........

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  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    this pic reminded me of this thread---for some reason a word just popped out at me!!

    http://tenclub.net/i/press/EVMRGuaranteed10lg.jpg

    :p
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    Lizard wrote:
    this pic reminded me of this thread---for some reason a word just popped out at me!!

    http://tenclub.net/i/press/EVMRGuaranteed10lg.jpg

    :p

    LOL
  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    I see. I'm assuming that box is empty right? So that XXL package should be able to fit right in with a little bit of work along the edges. It'll be nice and comfy. ;):p

    OKAY thinking about how it would feel to put the package in the box is distracting me!!! :eek:
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    OKAY thinking about how it would feel to put the package in the box is distracting me!!! :eek:

    Whaaaaaaaaaaat? Packages don't have any nerve endings, therefore will have no feelings when inside the box. Sheesh, what are you thinking about? :p
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    now i'm distracted cuz i have NO idea what the fuck is going on here!! :D:D
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    cutback wrote:
    now i'm distracted cuz i have NO idea what the fuck is going on here!! :D:D

    I'd say it's safer to be that way. Stay out while you can! :p
  • westsidepiewestsidepie Posts: 627
    OKAY thinking about how it would feel to put the package in the box is distracting me!!! :eek:


    Someone put it to me this way. When you clean your ear with a Q-tip, which feels better, the Q-tip or your ear canal. (And I am talking about really working the Q-tip in there well.) In other words, I think the box has more fun than the package.
    To pie I will reply
    But mr. justam
    is who I am

    "That's a repulsive combination of horrible information and bad breath."-Pickles

    "Remember, death is a natural part of the workplace. So, when you see a dead body at work, don't freak out, just ring your death bell." "ting"-Toki Wartooth
  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    Someone put it to me this way. When you clean your ear with a Q-tip, which feels better, the Q-tip or your ear canal. (And I am talking about really working the Q-tip in there well.) In other words, I think the box has more fun than the package.

    Even though you aren't supposed to do that, I rather enjoy the way that feels. :o
  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Whaaaaaaaaaaat? Packages don't have any nerve endings, therefore will have no feelings when inside the box. Sheesh, what are you thinking about? :p

    :o I don't know, but now I'm a little uncomfortable and wishing that package would get here NOW! :p Or at least I wish my "toy" packages at home were with me. :eek:
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    Screw this. I'm lost.
    Im distracted.
    Nice to know you.
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    :o I don't know, but now I'm a little uncomfortable and wishing that package would get here NOW! :p Or at least I wish my "toy" packages at home were with me. :eek:

    I'm sooooooooo waaaaaaayyyyyy distracted now! Wow...and yeah...wow I'm distracted. Is it time to go home yet? :p;)
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    HOOKER wrote:
    Screw this. I'm lost.
    Im distracted.

    We could always just go back to me Captain Morgan posing...except this time I'll just be wearing a towel! :eek:

    There, look at that, you're back on track now.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    We could always just go back to me Captain Morgan posing...except this time I'll just be wearing a towel! :eek:

    There, look at that, you're back on track now.


    yea but the towel is on your head :eek: :D
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    I'm sooooooooo waaaaaaayyyyyy distracted now! Wow...and yeah...wow I'm distracted. Is it time to go home yet? :p;)

    im assuming that what she means by package is YOUR male genitalia and her "toys" are big fat dildos. Okay im done
    Nice to know you.
  • Lukin66Lukin66 Posts: 3,063
    cutback wrote:
    now i'm distracted cuz i have NO idea what the fuck is going on here!! :D:D
    join the club
    deep, deep blue of the morning
    gets to me every time
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    cutback wrote:
    yea but the towel is on your head :eek: :D

    Oh crap you're right! No wonder it was drafty!
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    HOOKER wrote:
    im assuming that what she means by package is YOUR male genitalia and her "toys" are big fat dildos. Okay im done

    Hmm. I guess that's a way to put it...sure.
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Hmm. I guess that's a way to put it...sure.


    good. Kinky bastards
    Nice to know you.
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    HOOKER wrote:
    good. Kinky bastards

    And with that, I do believe this thread is finally coming to a close.
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Give her the Shocker

    " 2 in the cootie...1 in the booty "


    http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e396/Kmac7204/SHOCKER.jpg
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • westsidepiewestsidepie Posts: 627
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    And with that, I do believe this thread is finally coming to a close.


    A happy ending?
    To pie I will reply
    But mr. justam
    is who I am

    "That's a repulsive combination of horrible information and bad breath."-Pickles

    "Remember, death is a natural part of the workplace. So, when you see a dead body at work, don't freak out, just ring your death bell." "ting"-Toki Wartooth
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    And with that, I do believe this thread is finally coming to a close.


    nope.. still here.

    HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO CAN ANYBODY HERE MEEEEEE??????????
    Nice to know you.
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    Give her the Shocker

    " 2 in the cootie...1 in the booty "


    http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e396/Kmac7204/SHOCKER.jpg

    What about 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink?
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    A happy ending?

    That'll come later.
  • Lukin66Lukin66 Posts: 3,063
    haha, just let it die already
    deep, deep blue of the morning
    gets to me every time
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    HOOKER wrote:
    nope.. still here.

    HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO CAN ANYBODY HERE MEEEEEE??????????

    I can hear you...I just can't see you...
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    What about 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink?

    That works as well

    2 in the fun, 1 in the bun
    2 for the crack, 1 in the back
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    I'm distracted with the thought of how shitty people can be
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    I can hear you...I just can't see you...


    im right here.. look at me! You like?
    Nice to know you.
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    That works as well

    2 in the fun, 1 in the bun
    2 for the crack, 1 in the back

    Pefect!
    Lukin66 wrote:
    haha, just let it die already

    I tried! Then all of a sudden people get interested again. :p
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