Attn 10club: Let Me Rebuild Your Website

jomohrer
jomohrer Posts: 7
edited March 2008 in The Porch
I sent this in an email, but in case they don't read it...

*************
Dear 10Club,

This is Josh -- member number (143---) -- long time fan, attended over 30 shows, doing 8 more (hopefully) this June. The 10c is hands down the greatest fan club operation of any band out there today. You guys give personal attention to a huge operation and it doesn't go unnoticed. When I boast of the greatness of PJ, 10C is usually in my top 3 things (after Eddie's melodic song writing ability and Mike's guitar playing).

But guys, your ecommerce functionality could be a lot better. Let me help you redesign it so that it can withstand the load it gets. This morning was not first-come first-serve. It was reload-the-most, get-served. It was just awful. It was not worthy of 10Club or Pearl Jam.

If you're interested in a scalable infrastructure that can handle the 100,000+ simultaneous log-ins that you receive on days like today, let me know. I work with world-class developers at an internet company here in NYC. We run CollegeHumor.com, Vimeo.com, and BustedTees.com. Let me put together a team for you and get you a new ecommerce site. I'll make sure the cost is fair and reasonable and puts you in a position to never again have a day like today.

I didn't get MSG 1 but I got MSG 2 and I'll be hitting the Florida, DC, NJ, and CT shows, so TM seats will do for MSG 1 :)

I love you guys, please don't take this the wrong way. I just want to help.

Josh Mohrer
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  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    the band doest give em enough cash for this FACT
  • orig_long red
    orig_long red Posts: 2,029
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    the band doest give em enough cash for this FACT

    agreed.
    Jam out with your clam out.
  • lazymoon13
    lazymoon13 Posts: 838
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    the band doest give em enough cash for this FACT

    how do you know this?


    very cool email mr thread starter. hope you get a response.
  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    lazymoon13 wrote:
    how do you know this?


    very cool email mr thread starter. hope you get a response.


    i have sources


    the same way i said they were playing ny in june ..... i posted this in early feb.
    search the thread

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=272270
  • orig_long red
    orig_long red Posts: 2,029
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    i have sources


    the same way i said they were playing ny in june ..... i posted this in early feb.
    search the thread

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=272270

    you got mad sources like the Times.
    Jam out with your clam out.
  • smarchee
    smarchee Windsor, Ontario Posts: 14,539
    don't hold the fact that he's a Rangers fan against him

    NY PJ1 knows his shit
    1998 ~ Barrie
    2003 ~ Toronto
    2005 ~ London, Toronto
    2006 ~ Toronto
    2008 ~ Hartford, Mansfied I,
    2009 ~ Toronto, Chicago I, Chicago II
    2010 ~ Cleveland, Buffalo
    2011 ~ Toronto I, Toronto II, Ottawa, Hamilton
    2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
    2014 - Detroit
    2019 - Chicago X 2
  • jeffbr
    jeffbr Seattle Posts: 7,177
    Good luck with your quest. I know they've got a tech company called Wedgetail Consulting, Inc listed as their IT / IS company. Google that and you'll find that their website should be wedgetailtechs.com, but apparently the company's web presence lapsed and someone else is parked there. Strange that an IT consulting company has no web presence.

    They are/he is also on the board:
    http://forums.pearljam.com/member.php?u=21248

    You might try sending him a PM and see what the story is. I have a feeling he's out of his league in terms of building scalable systems, redundancy, fail over, etc... Or maybe the 10 Club only gives him a budget of $50/year to hold the system together. He seems to be a mac guy, so maybe Pearl Jam's backend is running on an old Apple Lisa or something.
    "I'll use the magic word - let's just shut the fuck up, please." EV, 04/13/08
  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    long red wrote:
    you got mad sources like the Times.


    im not trying to be cool

    but why would i make this up?
    i have nothing better to do?


    i mean its the truth deal with it

    pj is tight with the club
  • lazymoon13
    lazymoon13 Posts: 838
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    i have sources


    the same way i said they were playing ny in june ..... i posted this in early feb.
    search the thread

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=272270

    well arent u somethin! anything else you want to share? ;) o and where should I go when i'm in new york. cant wait to visit, I love your city.
  • orig_long red
    orig_long red Posts: 2,029
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    im not trying to be cool

    but why would i make this up?
    i have nothing better to do?


    i mean its the truth deal with it

    pj is tight with the club

    no harm meant ... just trying to lay a hip phrase.

    i failed.
    Jam out with your clam out.
  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    lazymoon13 wrote:
    well arent u somethin! anything else you want to share? ;) o and where should I go when i'm in new york. cant wait to visit, I love your city.


    thats all i have ...for now


    anywhere in my town is great just walkaround action all over 24/7
  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    long red wrote:
    no harm meant ... just trying to lay a hip phrase.

    i failed.
    it wasnt directed at u red

    just trying to say im not 10 yrs old

    yea i know someone big deal

    ny is a big town
  • scw156
    scw156 Posts: 442
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    im not trying to be cool

    but why would i make this up?
    i have nothing better to do?


    i mean its the truth deal with it

    pj is tight with the club


    thats a damn shame.

    without us in the club, pj would be hurtin...

    look at all us freaks that buy endless posters, hoodies, multiple t-shirts and fucking socks for christ sake!

    If we just all disappeared some day what would they do with all those socks!?
    The Sentence Below Is True
    The Sentence Above Is False
  • orig_long red
    orig_long red Posts: 2,029
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    it wasnt directed at u red

    just trying to say im not 10 yrs old

    yea i know someone big deal

    ny is a big town

    i once saw Woody Harrelson in Chelsea. and i think i saw Mel Brooks once, but that might've just been a random old jewish guy.
    Jam out with your clam out.
  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    scw156 wrote:
    thats a damn shame.

    without us in the club, pj would be hurtin...

    look at all us freaks that buy endless posters, hoodies, multiple t-shirts and fucking socks for christ sake!

    If we just all disappeared some day what would they do with all those socks!?

    i was shocked when i heard it myself

    for the same reason
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    the band doest give em enough cash for this FACT

    Maybe they do and Kat and Sea blow it all on beer and hookers.... heh

    I jest!!

    Anyway.... invite ME next time Kat! :eek:
  • tkepearljamn
    tkepearljamn Posts: 586
    did i miss something... they don't give em enough cash for what reason? What were the others shocked to hear?

    I think something got deleted from the thread.

    I too am a web designer and programmer. If you need any help please let me know.

    thanks

    dj
    07-02-98, 10-11-00, 04-22-03, 04-23-03, 06-09-03, 06-10-03, 06-18-03, 06-21-03, 06-22-03, 10-02-04, 10-03-04, 10-05-04, 05-16-06, 05-17-06, 05-22-06, 06-24-06, 06-29-06
  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    jomohrer wrote:
    I sent this in an email, but in case they don't read it...

    *************
    Dear 10Club,

    This is Josh -- member number (143---) -- long time fan, attended over 30 shows, doing 8 more (hopefully) this June. The 10c is hands down the greatest fan club operation of any band out there today. You guys give personal attention to a huge operation and it doesn't go unnoticed. When I boast of the greatness of PJ, 10C is usually in my top 3 things (after Eddie's melodic song writing ability and Mike's guitar playing).

    But guys, your ecommerce functionality could be a lot better. Let me help you redesign it so that it can withstand the load it gets. This morning was not first-come first-serve. It was reload-the-most, get-served. It was just awful. It was not worthy of 10Club or Pearl Jam.

    If you're interested in a scalable infrastructure that can handle the 100,000+ simultaneous log-ins that you receive on days like today, let me know. I work with world-class developers at an internet company here in NYC. We run CollegeHumor.com, Vimeo.com, and BustedTees.com. Let me put together a team for you and get you a new ecommerce site. I'll make sure the cost is fair and reasonable and puts you in a position to never again have a day like today.

    I didn't get MSG 1 but I got MSG 2 and I'll be hitting the Florida, DC, NJ, and CT shows, so TM seats will do for MSG 1 :)

    I love you guys, please don't take this the wrong way. I just want to help.

    Josh Mohrer
    ******************
    nicely done!
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  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    tkepearljamn wrote:
    did i miss something... they don't give em enough cash for what reason? What were the others shocked to hear?

    I think something got deleted from the thread.

    I too am a web designer and programmer. If you need any help please let me know.

    thanks

    dj


    they just dont ,, i wonder why myself
  • NOCODE#1
    NOCODE#1 Posts: 1,477
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    i have sources


    the same way i said they were playing ny in june ..... i posted this in early feb.
    search the thread

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=272270
    :rolleyes: wow ego much?
    Let's not be negative now. Thumper has spoken

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