How do people take such LONG showers??

HailHailVitalogy
HailHailVitalogy Posts: 6,035
edited April 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
I'm sitting here in my dorm waiting for my roommate to get out of the shower so I can go to class. It's 12:45pm, he went in at 12:10. He said he would be quick, and this is quick for him if he gets back within 5 minutes. But there are so many people who take FOREVER, like my uncle for example.

Notice I'm using guys as examples...

Now lets get on with you ladies. I understand that majority of the time is putting make up on and getting your hair ready, blah blah blah. But still, you take a pretty damn long time in the shower! I was in this girl's apartment that I'm kind of involved with, and she was going to take a shower cause she just got back from the gym. I fell asleep waiting for her! Slept for 40 minutes, and she was still not out.

I get in the shower, wash my hair out with shampoo. Put conditioner in and then wash my body, and wash out the conditioner. Dry myself....done in 10-15 minutes.
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  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Soap is such a whore


    ;)
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  • myhook
    myhook Posts: 284
    HailHailVitalogy wrote:
    I'm sitting here in my dorm waiting for my roommate to get out of the shower so I can go to class. It's 12:45pm, he went in at 12:10. He said he would be quick, and this is quick for him if he gets back within 5 minutes. But there are so many people who take FOREVER, like my uncle for example.

    Notice I'm using guys as examples...

    Now lets get on with you ladies. I understand that majority of the time is putting make up on and getting your hair ready, blah blah blah. But still, you take a pretty damn long time in the shower! I was in this girl's apartment that I'm kind of involved with, and she was going to take a shower cause she just got back from the gym. I fell asleep waiting for her! Slept for 40 minutes, and she was still not out.

    I get in the shower, wash my hair out with shampoo. Put conditioner in and then wash my body, and wash out the conditioner. Dry myself....done in 10-15 minutes.

    He was probably playing a little 5 on 1 if you know what I mean.

    I agree though, I am in and out of the shower in no time. My wife gets up for work at 5:45 every morning to leave the house by 7:30. That includes, shower, getting dressed, makeup, make lunch and breakfast. I leave the house at about 7:20 and I wake up at 7. And that includes shower, walk the dog, get dressed, and make lunch. Now I don't shave every day but the days I do I wake up at 6:57.
    Hey, you wouldn't hire a clown to fix a leak in the jon so why do you let these hooligans tear down the biz? YEEAAHHH. I don't care if he is Mr. Notorious BIG, can he croon?
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    I'm 6'9"...I've got a whole lot of me to clean.
  • Brain of J.Lo
    Brain of J.Lo Posts: 3,259
    Showers are the greatest. I could stay in there all day.

    I'm thinking of getting a garbage disposal installed, just like Kramer. :D;)
  • HailHailVitalogy
    HailHailVitalogy Posts: 6,035
    myhook wrote:
    He was probably playing a little 5 on 1 if you know what I mean.

    I agree though, I am in and out of the shower in no time. My wife gets up for work at 5:45 every morning to leave the house by 7:30. That includes, shower, getting dressed, makeup, make lunch and breakfast. I leave the house at about 7:20 and I wake up at 7. And that includes shower, walk the dog, get dressed, and make lunch. Now I don't shave every day but the days I do I wake up at 6:57.

    same...i got class at noon...wake up at 11:30, shower, make some oatmeal...out of the door by 11:50, gives me 10 min to walk to class
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  • _
    _ Posts: 6,657
    It takes me 10-15 minutes just to wash my hair! Plus, many women shave many parts of their bodies, which can be time-consuming. And the woman you're "kind of involved with" probably took so long doing things to look/smell/feel nice for YOU.

    As for your friend, he's probably doing something else... :eek:
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Brain of J.Lo wrote:
    Showers are the greatest. I could stay in there all day.

    I'm thinking of getting a garbage disposal installed, just like Kramer. :D;)


    me too....:D:D
  • Brain of J.Lo
    Brain of J.Lo Posts: 3,259
    scb wrote:
    Plus, many women shave many parts of their bodies, which can be time-consuming.

    Yeah, that takes some time. Don't complain...just appreciate it, fellas. :D
  • comebackwoman
    comebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    Brain of J.Lo wrote:
    Showers are the greatest. I could stay in there all day.

    I'm thinking of getting a garbage disposal installed, just like Kramer. :D;)
    I agree! well maybe not about the garbage disposal :p

    I'm usually in there for at least 30 minutes...and I like it STEAMING hot...so my skin turns red. The water feels so good
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 32,092
    my 14yr old son takes those 45 + showers and to top it off he takes like three of those specially in the summer i had to cut it down to two per day ....
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • robowski
    robowski Posts: 143
    my vote is for your bud was playing with toad the wet sprocket aka - herman the one eyed germin.
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  • pearljamjen
    pearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    I take about 5 minute showers in the morning. If I am shaving my legs it takes about 10. I like the water steaming hot as well.

    Fortunately, I have my own bathroom, but I when I didn't, it could be a bit annoying when other people would take so long in the shower.
  • Collin
    Collin Posts: 4,931
    I'm always take "long" showers. I have long hair and washing it and putting conditioner in and washing it out take pretty long. But I never shower longer than 20 minutes, though.

    And fuck hot water, I just jump in the shower right away cold or not. Nothing better to start you day :D
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  • myhook
    myhook Posts: 284
    Brain of J.Lo wrote:
    Yeah, that takes some time. Don't complain...just appreciate it, fellas. :D
    I am not complaining one bit and trust me, I do appreciate the work my wife puts into keeping herself....well, you get the idea. Hell, at that time in the morning I am sleeping anyway. I just laugh when I hear her go into the bathroom so early and then 45 minutes later I hear her come out.
    Hey, you wouldn't hire a clown to fix a leak in the jon so why do you let these hooligans tear down the biz? YEEAAHHH. I don't care if he is Mr. Notorious BIG, can he croon?
  • pearljamjen
    pearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    scb wrote:
    Plus, many women shave many parts of their bodies, which can be time-consuming. And the woman you're "kind of involved with" probably took so long doing things to look/smell/feel nice for YOU.

    Yep, if I have a date I will spend more time doing things like that to make my skin feel extra soft! :)
  • Snake
    Snake Posts: 2,605
    Man I just like taking long showers. Every since I was a young. Of course then I had toys Id play with. No perversion here :D for me a shower is just my way of getting away from the world.
    But man Ive never heard of taking three 45 minute showers in one day. I just like to take one 45 minute shower :D .
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  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    I'm a get in get out type of guy

    Just like dropping a deuce

    I'm not in there to read a novel

    ;)
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  • nfanel
    nfanel Posts: 2,558
    scb wrote:
    It takes me 10-15 minutes just to wash my hair! Plus, many women shave many parts of their bodies, which can be time-consuming. And the woman you're "kind of involved with" probably took so long doing things to look/smell/feel nice for YOU.

    As for your friend, he's probably doing something else... :eek:
    yeah, my hair is long and that alone takes 15-20 minutes to get the suds out! but yeah, as for guys... i don't want to venture to guess what's taking so long. :eek:
  • Collin
    Collin Posts: 4,931
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Just like dropping a deuce

    I'm not in there to read a novel

    ;)

    Me neither. I read the newspaper :D
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    josevolution wrote:
    my 14yr old son takes those 45 + showers and to top it off he takes like three of those specially in the summer i had to cut it down to two per day ....


    14? 45 minute showers? 3 times a day? ahhh puberty....;) :p:D

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