It takes me 10-15 minutes just to wash my hair! Plus, many women shave many parts of their bodies, which can be time-consuming. And the woman you're "kind of involved with" probably took so long doing things to look/smell/feel nice for YOU.
As for your friend, he's probably doing something else... :eek:
He's actually very christian and doesnt believe in premature ejaculation...that sounds worse than jerkin off...so lets keep it with jerkin off....plus it doesnt take 20-30 minutes to jerk off in the shower
as for shaving...takes me 5 minutes to shave my face, and another 2-3 minutes for groomin down there....so we are at 20 minutes max if I do all those
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If no hair is being washed or shaved, I take about five minutes and I'm a girl. If hair, then about ten, if both of the others, then I'm about fifteen or twenty minutes. But I don't wear make-up and I shower at night, so that might explain some of the quickness in my shower routine.
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If no hair is being washed or shaved, I take about five minutes and I'm a girl. If hair, then about ten, if both of the others, then I'm about fifteen or twenty minutes. But I don't wear make-up and I shower at night, so that might explain some of the quickness in my shower routine.
hehe it's true though! If I take a five minute shower, I can feel all the spots that the soap missed.
I'm sitting here in my dorm waiting for my roommate to get out of the shower so I can go to class. It's 12:45pm, he went in at 12:10. He said he would be quick, and this is quick for him if he gets back within 5 minutes. But there are so many people who take FOREVER, like my uncle for example.
Notice I'm using guys as examples...
Now lets get on with you ladies. I understand that majority of the time is putting make up on and getting your hair ready, blah blah blah. But still, you take a pretty damn long time in the shower! I was in this girl's apartment that I'm kind of involved with, and she was going to take a shower cause she just got back from the gym. I fell asleep waiting for her! Slept for 40 minutes, and she was still not out.
I get in the shower, wash my hair out with shampoo. Put conditioner in and then wash my body, and wash out the conditioner. Dry myself....done in 10-15 minutes.
I'm sitting here in my dorm waiting for my roommate to get out of the shower so I can go to class. It's 12:45pm, he went in at 12:10. He said he would be quick, and this is quick for him if he gets back within 5 minutes.
He was masterbating....
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I like showers. When I am really stressed/depressed, or any other word with two consecutive s's in it, I take a really long shower. Until the water doesn't get warm anymore. And I know that's awful, but sometimes I just need to do that.
So much for conserving fresh water and saving the planet..
Just wait a few years until fresh water costs as much as gas..
This is where I am a TOTAL hypocrite.
I love the earth, will do a lot for the environment, but long showers are my environmental vice.
I keep meaning to get a timer for the shower, 'cause I know I could shower faster, but I get distracted with my daydreams and catch myself just standing there with lots and lots of HOT water running over me and down the drain.
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Well when I wash my hair, condition it, shave my legs, exfoliate, then wash out my conditioner then cleanse my body...that can take a while...occasionally I do do this.....:)
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10 minutes max water is very hard to come by here in South Florida.
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He's actually very christian and doesnt believe in premature ejaculation...that sounds worse than jerkin off...so lets keep it with jerkin off....plus it doesnt take 20-30 minutes to jerk off in the shower
Yeah, I had a roommate in college with the same beliefs. Though ultimately, it didn't stop him - he just felt guilty about it. Maybe that's why some people do it in the shower - to wash immediately wash themselves clean, physically & spiritually.
as for shaving...takes me 5 minutes to shave my face, and another 2-3 minutes for groomin down there....so we are at 20 minutes max if I do all those
Must be nice to only have to shave your face!
Don't get me wrong, though. If I don't shave or wash my hair - which accounts for most of my pre-work showers since I always wake up late - it only takes me 2 Pearl Jam songs to shower. (Although some days the songs are longer than others. )
It takes me 10-15 minutes just to wash my hair! Plus, many women shave many parts of their bodies, which can be time-consuming. And the woman you're "kind of involved with" probably took so long doing things to look/smell/feel nice for YOU.
As for your friend, he's probably doing something else... :eek:
i'm in there for awhile when i shave my naughty bits...
otherwise it's 10 minutes tops
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He's actually very christian and doesnt believe in premature ejaculation...that sounds worse than jerkin off...so lets keep it with jerkin off....plus it doesnt take 20-30 minutes to jerk off in the shower
as for shaving...takes me 5 minutes to shave my face, and another 2-3 minutes for groomin down there....so we are at 20 minutes max if I do all those
don't get me started on a bubble bath!!
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
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If no hair is being washed or shaved, I take about five minutes and I'm a girl. If hair, then about ten, if both of the others, then I'm about fifteen or twenty minutes. But I don't wear make-up and I shower at night, so that might explain some of the quickness in my shower routine.
hehe it's true though! If I take a five minute shower, I can feel all the spots that the soap missed.
Masturbation?
He was masterbating....
Another habit says its long overdue
Another habit like an unwanted friend
I'm so happy with my righteous self
Just wait a few years until fresh water costs as much as gas..
This is where I am a TOTAL hypocrite.
I love the earth, will do a lot for the environment, but long showers are my environmental vice.
I keep meaning to get a timer for the shower, 'cause I know I could shower faster, but I get distracted with my daydreams and catch myself just standing there with lots and lots of HOT water running over me and down the drain.
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"We've laid the groundwork. It's like planting the seeds. And next year, it's spring." - Nader
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Prepare for tending to your garden, America.
chlorine causes cancer. yikes
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.....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti
*The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)
Yeah, I had a roommate in college with the same beliefs. Though ultimately, it didn't stop him - he just felt guilty about it. Maybe that's why some people do it in the shower - to wash immediately wash themselves clean, physically & spiritually.
Must be nice to only have to shave your face!
Don't get me wrong, though. If I don't shave or wash my hair - which accounts for most of my pre-work showers since I always wake up late - it only takes me 2 Pearl Jam songs to shower. (Although some days the songs are longer than others. )
i'm in there for awhile when i shave my naughty bits...
otherwise it's 10 minutes tops
Esther's here and she's sick?
hi Esther, now we are all going to be sick, thanks
I have been swimming my whole life....no cancer. WTF??
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
I'm with him.
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