What is it with Americans and guns...

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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Peace out my little sunbeam. Make Love With Whores. No that's not right. Make Doves Perform Chores. Nope, wrong again. Use Gloves With Boars! That's it!
    awww mooks, you had it right the first time ;)

    (ya know the wink does not convey the full extent of the lecherous sticky eyelash drunken flirt winking that I would like it to. goddammit. think the wink is saying "ow something is in my eye!" and that something is really sticky.)
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  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    failedpersephone wrote:
    awww mooks, you had it right the first time ;)

    (ya know the wink does not convey the full extent of the lecherous sticky eyelash drunken flirt winking that I would like it to. goddammit. think the wink is saying "ow something is in my eye!" and that something is really sticky.)


    Reminds me of what my third grade teacher taught us on poetry day:


    Because I'm such a classy guy
    I always give fair warning when to close your eye.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,712
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Reminds me of what my third grade teacher taught us on poetry day:


    Because I'm such a classy guy
    I always give fair warning when to close your eye.
    Booooooooooo!
    Get off the stage!!!
    Down in front!
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Reminds me of what my third grade teacher taught us on poetry day:


    Because I'm such a classy guy
    I always give fair warning when to close your eye.
    and that is a new siggie for me. :D
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  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Rygar wrote:
    Booooooooooo!
    Get off the stage!!!
    Down in front!

    Should I be on the lookout for flying tomatoes?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Should I be on the lookout for flying tomatoes?
    nope, be afraid of this
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  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    failedpersephone wrote:
    and that is a new siggie for me. :D

    Somewhere in Folsom California, Mr. Hunter has a tear in his eye and a extendz pump in his hand.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Somewhere in Folsom California, Mr. Hunter has a tear in his eye and a extendz pump in his hand.
    *logs into map quest to find the most direct route to Folsom, CA*
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  • tybird
    tybird Posts: 17,388
    Saturnal wrote:
    Chuck Norris likes guns...hence WE like guns.
    I thought Chuck just used his fists???? :confused:
    All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.
  • JOEJOEJOE
    JOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,840
    drtyfrnk29 wrote:
    Uh, this is Arizona. And though there are more than enough smart and nice people living there. There are parts of this state that have not evolved away from the Wild West mentality. Just take a stroll through Tonopah if you need further proof.

    On the other hand, what schmutz this guy is. He doesn't get a liquor license so he's gonna go and shoot innocent people, possible future customers in fact, to get his revenge on a board of people that were nowhere near this event. Yeah, that'll teach em.

    I think this is the first time that "schmutz" has ever been used here......well done!

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