What is it with Americans and guns...

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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    dunkman wrote:
    its to make up for lack of penile girth and sperm count.
    :eek:

    don't look now Dunk...but i think he heard you.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    I love that we have gun shows here in the states. I go just to take a mental photo of people I should never fuck with while driving. If I ever miss the show I just attend a Lynard Skynard concert to attain the same results.
    hey, hippie...us southern men don't need you around anyhow.
    :p
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  • Brain of J.Lo
    Brain of J.Lo Posts: 3,259
    dunkman wrote:
    population 300million

    about 50million people have about 200million guns


    thats a lot of lovin

    250 million > 50 million

    250 million is a lot MORE of not lovin'. :)

    I have no idea what the actual stats are, so I'm just going with whatever you say. My point is that it's unfair to lump us all together. This is a HUGE country and there are a lot of differences among us. And furthermore, a whole big fucking bunch of us came from Europe to begin with. So we're really all the same. :D
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Brain of J.Lo wrote:
    250 million > 50 million

    250 million is a lot MORE of not lovin'. :)

    I have no idea what the actual stats are, so I'm just going with whatever you say. My point is that it's unfair to lump us all together. This is a HUGE country and there are a lot of differences among us. And furthermore, a whole big fucking bunch of us came from Europe to begin with. So we're really all the same. :D


    my point is

    Europe population 300million

    734 people have 1010 water pistols.

    thats a lot of wet t-shirt contests.. and ergo.. a lot of lovin
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    my point is

    Europe population 300million

    734 people have 1010 water pistols.

    And spud guns.. we have spud guns.
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    And spud guns.. we have spud guns.


    shut it Himmler ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    And spud guns.. we have spud guns.
    what the hell is a spud gun??

    is it like a fudd gun because Dunk has been edumacating me on Brit/Scot terms.

    and if it is like a fudd gun...I am rather interested. ;)
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  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 18,020
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    And spud guns.. we have spud guns.
    Don't forget muskets.
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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    failedpersephone wrote:
    what the hell is a spud gun??

    is it like a fudd gun because Dunk has been edumacating me on Brit/Scot terms.

    and if it is like a fudd gun...I am rather interested. ;)

    Spud = potato. A spud gun shoots potato pellets!
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Poncier wrote:
    Don't forget muskets.

    :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    failedpersephone wrote:
    what the hell is a spud gun??

    is it like a fudd gun because Dunk has been edumacating me on Brit/Scot terms.

    and if it is like a fudd gun...I am rather interested. ;)


    i'll show you my fudd gun later... after i have quaffed this bottle of fine red wine :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 18,020
    dunkman wrote:
    i'll show you my fudd gun later... after i have quaffed this bottle of fine red wine :)
    quaffed or queefed?
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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    i'll show you my fudd gun later... after i have quaffed this bottle of fine red wine :)

    She wants to see my spud gun first. I'll send her in when we've finished.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    dunkman wrote:
    i'll show you my fudd gun later... after i have quaffed this bottle of fine red wine :)
    :eek:

    holy crap, HLF told me that spud means the same thing as here in america...you are a bastard!
    :p
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  • smg9779
    smg9779 Posts: 235
    Many dumbass Americans still think the Redcoats are coming
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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    failedpersephone wrote:
    :eek:

    holy crap, HLF told me that spud means the same thing as here in america...you are a bastard!
    :p

    I didn't even know you used the word 'spud'. Sorry. :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

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  • Byrnzie
    Byrnzie Posts: 21,037
    Sounds like a great landlord. I bet his bar would have been a blast!
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    smg9779 wrote:
    Many dumbass Americans still think the Redcoats are coming
    I can get redcoats to come. ;)

    okay so much for maturity.
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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    failedpersephone wrote:
    I can get redcoats to come. ;)

    :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

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  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    failedpersephone wrote:
    hey, hippie...us southern men don't need you around anyhow.
    :p

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