What is it with Americans and guns...

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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    what the hell is a spud gun??

    is it like a fudd gun because Dunk has been edumacating me on Brit/Scot terms.

    and if it is like a fudd gun...I am rather interested. ;)


    i'll show you my fudd gun later... after i have quaffed this bottle of fine red wine :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 16,925
    dunkman wrote:
    i'll show you my fudd gun later... after i have quaffed this bottle of fine red wine :)
    quaffed or queefed?
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  • dunkman wrote:
    i'll show you my fudd gun later... after i have quaffed this bottle of fine red wine :)

    She wants to see my spud gun first. I'll send her in when we've finished.
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  • dunkman wrote:
    i'll show you my fudd gun later... after i have quaffed this bottle of fine red wine :)
    :eek:

    holy crap, HLF told me that spud means the same thing as here in america...you are a bastard!
    :p
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  • smg9779smg9779 Posts: 235
    Many dumbass Americans still think the Redcoats are coming
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  • :eek:

    holy crap, HLF told me that spud means the same thing as here in america...you are a bastard!
    :p

    I didn't even know you used the word 'spud'. Sorry. :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    Sounds like a great landlord. I bet his bar would have been a blast!
  • smg9779 wrote:
    Many dumbass Americans still think the Redcoats are coming
    I can get redcoats to come. ;)

    okay so much for maturity.
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  • I can get redcoats to come. ;)

    :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    hey, hippie...us southern men don't need you around anyhow.
    :p

    Peace out my little sunbeam. Make Love With Whores. No that's not right. Make Doves Perform Chores. Nope, wrong again. Use Gloves With Boars! That's it!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999 wrote:
    Peace out my little sunbeam. Make Love With Whores. No that's not right. Make Doves Perform Chores. Nope, wrong again. Use Gloves With Boars! That's it!
    awww mooks, you had it right the first time ;)

    (ya know the wink does not convey the full extent of the lecherous sticky eyelash drunken flirt winking that I would like it to. goddammit. think the wink is saying "ow something is in my eye!" and that something is really sticky.)
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  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    awww mooks, you had it right the first time ;)

    (ya know the wink does not convey the full extent of the lecherous sticky eyelash drunken flirt winking that I would like it to. goddammit. think the wink is saying "ow something is in my eye!" and that something is really sticky.)


    Reminds me of what my third grade teacher taught us on poetry day:


    Because I'm such a classy guy
    I always give fair warning when to close your eye.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Reminds me of what my third grade teacher taught us on poetry day:


    Because I'm such a classy guy
    I always give fair warning when to close your eye.
    Booooooooooo!
    Get off the stage!!!
    Down in front!
  • mookie9999 wrote:
    Reminds me of what my third grade teacher taught us on poetry day:


    Because I'm such a classy guy
    I always give fair warning when to close your eye.
    and that is a new siggie for me. :D
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  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Rygar wrote:
    Booooooooooo!
    Get off the stage!!!
    Down in front!

    Should I be on the lookout for flying tomatoes?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999 wrote:
    Should I be on the lookout for flying tomatoes?
    nope, be afraid of this
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  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    and that is a new siggie for me. :D

    Somewhere in Folsom California, Mr. Hunter has a tear in his eye and a extendz pump in his hand.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999 wrote:
    Somewhere in Folsom California, Mr. Hunter has a tear in his eye and a extendz pump in his hand.
    *logs into map quest to find the most direct route to Folsom, CA*
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  • tybirdtybird Posts: 17,388
    Saturnal wrote:
    Chuck Norris likes guns...hence WE like guns.
    I thought Chuck just used his fists???? :confused:
    All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.
  • JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,513
    drtyfrnk29 wrote:
    Uh, this is Arizona. And though there are more than enough smart and nice people living there. There are parts of this state that have not evolved away from the Wild West mentality. Just take a stroll through Tonopah if you need further proof.

    On the other hand, what schmutz this guy is. He doesn't get a liquor license so he's gonna go and shoot innocent people, possible future customers in fact, to get his revenge on a board of people that were nowhere near this event. Yeah, that'll teach em.

    I think this is the first time that "schmutz" has ever been used here......well done!
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