So I hear rumours that the PIT IS DEAD...

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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    mookie9999 wrote:
    And this is the shit that comes out of me sober. Can you imagine me when I'm higher than Keith Richards at a wake?!?

    i actually can.. i'm going to buy you whisky and pat your manly chest until i leave 5 dainty little finger bruises on it... thats right... 5 little bruises... as i still have my thumbs.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    dunkman wrote:
    i actually can.. i'm going to buy you whisky and pat your manly chest until i leave 5 dainty little finger bruises on it... thats right... 5 little bruises... as i still have my thumbs.

    NICE! Hit me where it hurts is how you play? By where it hurts I am not referring to my lack of thumbs but rather the recent removal of both nipples after a freak goldfish hunting accident.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    dunkman wrote:
    i actually can.. i'm going to buy you whisky and pat your manly chest until i leave 5 dainty little finger bruises on it... thats right... 5 little bruises... as i still have my thumbs.

    Wow! You're all nutcases! ;)

    Have you been drinking Whiskey tonight then, dunk? ;)
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    the pit dead?
    well ive been scarse lately... but im back now and i have zero patience... so lets see if we can shake things up shall we? :D
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    catefrances wrote:
    the pit dead?
    well ive been scarse lately... but im back now and i have zero patience... so lets see if we can shake things up shall we? :D

    hi cate!!! :)

    where in hell have you been? :)
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Wow! You're all nutcases! ;)

    Have you been drinking Whiskey tonight then, dunk? ;)


    whiskey is an Irish drink.. i'd never touch that abomination... unless it was contained within the body of her from the Corrs
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Wow! You're all nutcases! ;)

    Have you been drinking Whiskey tonight then, dunk? ;)

    June 2007: MCKB joins pit
    1/25/08: MCKB has life changing, eye opening realization.
    1/26/08: MCKB after having said realization becomes a mute. ;)
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    In Jr. High I was known as the Lilly pad of love. I always thought it was due to my obsession with Kermit the Frogs rendition of Rainbow Connection. Turns out all along it had to do with my lack of thumbs! Those bastards got to me even later in life than I had thought!
    add another check my friend.

    Kermit.

    *slides off chair*
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • pj10alive42
    pj10alive42 Posts: 381
    dunkman wrote:
    whiskey is an Irish drink.. i'd never touch that abomination... unless it was contained within the body of her from the Corrs

    you crazy...whiskey is good.

    what do you take?
    I'm trying to drink away the part of the day I cannot sleep away...
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    pj10alive42 wrote:
    you crazy...whiskey is good.

    what do you take?


    bribes.

    red wine, beer, lager, vodka and gin... all in one glass with a sparkly straw. :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • pj10alive42
    pj10alive42 Posts: 381
    dunkman wrote:
    bribes.

    red wine, beer, lager, vodka and gin... all in one glass with a sparkly straw. :)

    In my neck of the woods we call that boars brew...

    Boars brew will turn them into whores dude.
    I'm trying to drink away the part of the day I cannot sleep away...
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    cutback wrote:
    hi cate!!! :)

    where in hell have you been? :)


    dealing with people fucking with my beautiful mind and black heart tim. how are you? :)
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    dunkman wrote:
    bribes.

    red wine, beer, lager, vodka and gin... all in one glass with a sparkly straw. :)
    take out the beer, use it as a chaser.

    and you have what I call the "prom dress drop"
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    catefrances wrote:
    dealing with people fucking with my beautiful mind and black heart tim. how are you? :)


    if anyone screws up the beautiful mind you let me know and i'll make them regret it! ;)

    overall fine but right now cranky.....i hate work and i have a earache.....i'm gonna get plastered tonite.....:D
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    cutback wrote:
    if anyone screws up the beautiful mind you let me know and i'll make them regret it! ;)

    overall fine but right now cranky.....i hate work and i have a earache.....i'm gonna get plastered tonite.....:D

    oh the beautiful mind is already screwed up... thats what makes it so beautiful. :D tis the fucking with my black heart that sends me lunar.
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • pj10alive42
    pj10alive42 Posts: 381
    catefrances wrote:
    oh the beautiful mind is already screwed up... thats what makes it so beautiful. :D tis the fucking with my black heart that sends me lunar.

    So how would one go about fucking with your black heart?
    I'm trying to drink away the part of the day I cannot sleep away...
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    failedpersephone wrote:
    take out the beer, use it as a chaser.

    and you have what I call the "prom dress drop"


    we never ever had that whole prom thing here... its started happening now.. but in my day.. in sepia... everyone just met up and got drunk.. hence the reason for Scotland's illegitimate rate
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    dunkman wrote:
    we never ever had that whole prom thing here... its started happening now.. but in my day.. in sepia... everyone just met up and got drunk.. hence the reason for Scotland's illegitimate rate
    hahahaaa

    I never went to Prom.

    I spent the dress money on better class of booze and just skipped the "awkward dancing" middle man went straight to full-throttle nut action.

    :D
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    pj10alive42 wrote:
    So how would one go about fucking with your black heart?

    that my friend is privileged information. :) and more to the point, why would you want to?
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    failedpersephone wrote:

    I spent the dress money on better class of booze and just skipped the "awkward dancing" middle man went straight to full-throttle nut action.

    :D


    :D

    oh yes... thats my kinda lassie.. :D;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.

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