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So I hear rumours that the PIT IS DEAD...

harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
edited 2008 25 in All Encompassing Trip
What GIVES, and what are we gonna DO about it?

Huh?

Bunch of boring tosspots. :D
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

- the great Sir Leo Harrison
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  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Who said that? It's okay. :)
  • justamjustam Posts: 21,412
    I like the word tosspots.
    I wonder if they are tea pots with hot liquid in 'em?
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  • Slip KidSlip Kid Posts: 1,175
    I'm surprised you don't have 20k posts yet
    I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
  • HawkshoreHawkshore Posts: 2,160
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    What GIVES, and what are gonna DO about it?

    Definitely could benefit from some Stongbow! :D
    Van 92.07.21 / Van 98.07.19 / Sea 98.07.22 / Tor 98.08.22 / Sea 00.11.06 / Van 03.05.30/ Van 05.09.02/ Gorge 06.07.22 & 23 / EV Van 08.04.02 / Tor 09.08.21 / Sea 09.09.21 & 22 / Van 09.09.25 / Van 11.09.25 / Van 13.12.04 / Pem 16.07.17 / Sea 18.08.10
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Hawkshore wrote:
    Definitely could benefit from some Stongbow! :D

    Yes I think agree ;)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    I am going to post a thread about wanting to get drunk :p

    (see, I can do NON-tender posts, ya tosspot)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    failedpersephone wrote:
    I am going to post a thread about wanting to get drunk :p

    (see, I can do NON-tender posts, ya tosspot)

    LOL yeah do it!
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Liz Taylor finally died?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    LOL yeah do it!
    spanking??
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    failedpersephone wrote:
    spanking??

    Just a light tap'll do it.. don't need to bruise the fucker.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • rarghrargh-brownstarrarghrargh-brownstar Posts: 1,272
    Have a good weekend all of you tosspots? :D

    I still have to respond to some pm's :p soon I swear.

    Happy Weekend to all! :cool: :)
    Rarghstarfarian.
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 30,412
    well we need for someone to get banned that allways spices things up a bit ....
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    Don't believe everything you read on RM!!! ;)
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    I have several 1 LITRE bottles of Magners. This is good shit. I don't care if the pit is dead :)
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    I have several 1 LITRE bottles of Magners. This is good shit. I don't care if the pit is dead :)

    Are you TRYING TO MAKE ME :D WITH ENVY??
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • rarghrargh-brownstarrarghrargh-brownstar Posts: 1,272
    Lizard wrote:
    Don't believe everything you read on RM!!! ;)
    sorry.
    just a quick reptilian-smooch (lick) to the L-Queen.

    :D
    Rarghstarfarian.
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Just a light tap'll do it.. don't need to bruise the fucker.
    are you telling me how hard to do it??

    are you TELLING me?

    :D

    awww ya sweet little fucker! ;)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    failedpersephone wrote:
    are you telling me how hard to do it??

    are you TELLING me?

    :D

    awww ya sweet little fucker! ;)

    :D LOL

    Are you TELLING him that he's 'TELLING' you? :D :eek:
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    failedpersephone wrote:
    are you telling me how hard to do it??

    are you TELLING me?

    :D

    awww ya sweet little fucker! ;)

    Well this is MY ass we're talking about.

    My ass is on the line.. literally.. and is attached by wire and crocodile clips to an electricity generator for your pleasure, so I need you to be gentle until I get used to it.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Are you TRYING TO MAKE ME :D WITH ENVY??
    YES
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    rarghrargh-brownstar wrote:
    sorry.
    just a quick reptilian-smooch (lick) to the L-Queen.

    :D

    aww....

    back acha!!!!
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Well this is MY ass we're talking about.

    My ass is on the line.. literally.. and is attached by wire and crocodile clips to an electricity generator for your pleasure, so I need you to be gentle until I get used to it.
    mmmmmn, thanks...nice imagery. :D

    hmmn, this pit doesn't FEEL dead. ;)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    What GIVES, and what are we gonna DO about it?

    Huh?

    Bunch of boring tosspots. :D

    my friend... i have no knowledge of the word 'boring'.. please explain?!!
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    oops
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Just a light tap'll do it.. don't need to bruise the fucker.


    its ok.. i dont bruise that easy :o:o she can hit as hard as she wants :)

    but stop calling me 'fucker'
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Slip Kid wrote:
    I'm surprised you don't have 20k posts yet

    like you used to have ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    dunkman wrote:
    its ok.. i dont bruise that easy :o:o she can hit as hard as she wants :)

    but stop calling me 'fucker'


    Prefer Dunker?

    ;)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Prefer Dunker?

    ;)

    yes
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    dunkman wrote:
    yes

    Shit! I was gonna guess Kneeler. :D
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Shit! I was gonna guess Kneeler. :D

    i've just realised the 9999 represents you and 3 'bears' cuddling ;)

    i shouldnt know what 'bears' mean.. but some guy in a bathroom told me once.. he had tourettes.. cos he was winking like crazy... did i say winking?? whats a vowel between friends.

    whats this thread about :D
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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