That's the most obscene picture I found on google in regards to bears that was safe to use here and that didn't make me vomit/aroused.
yeah that'll suffice...
i dunno why but i'm a giggling ball of fun tonight...
the juxtaposition between vomit/aroused rocked my world btw...
p.s. can i be pathos?
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
I didn't vomit, but there is a weird stain on my office chair . . . again.
your bosses should give you a small paddling pool to sit in... empty it on fridays.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
I didn't vomit, but there is a weird stain on my office chair . . . again.
Let's see:
Wilford Brimley? Check
Helena Bonham Carter? Check
An aroused Homer Simpson with bears? Check
Gary Coleman impersonator? Check
Schneider? The Jury's still out
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
In the Mookie household vomiting and arousal go hand and hand. Well, actually, it's finger and finger but we don't need to get into exact details now.
in my home its thumb and thumb.. but in that respect you are sadly lacking due to bad bowling. no opposable thumbs.. you are pond life to me now
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
in my home its thumb and thumb.. but in that respect you are sadly lacking due to bad bowling. no opposable thumbs.. you are pond life to me now
In Jr. High I was known as the Lilly pad of love. I always thought it was due to my obsession with Kermit the Frogs rendition of Rainbow Connection. Turns out all along it had to do with my lack of thumbs! Those bastards got to me even later in life than I had thought!
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
In Jr. High I was known as the Lilly pad of love. I always thought it was due to my obsession with Kermit the Frogs rendition of Rainbow Connection. Turns out all along it had to do with my lack of thumbs! Those bastards got to me even later in life than I had thought!
you know that weird stuff i was saying about earlier on... this is it... this is why 33.8% of people have no idea what you're on about.. the other jnjkfv% are busy locating Into The Wild on vinyl... suckers
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
you know that weird stuff i was saying about earlier on... this is it... this is why 33.8% of people have no idea what you're on about.. the other jnjkfv% are busy locating Into The Wild on vinyl... suckers
And this is the shit that comes out of me sober. Can you imagine me when I'm higher than Keith Richards at a wake?!?
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
And this is the shit that comes out of me sober. Can you imagine me when I'm higher than Keith Richards at a wake?!?
i actually can.. i'm going to buy you whisky and pat your manly chest until i leave 5 dainty little finger bruises on it... thats right... 5 little bruises... as i still have my thumbs.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
i actually can.. i'm going to buy you whisky and pat your manly chest until i leave 5 dainty little finger bruises on it... thats right... 5 little bruises... as i still have my thumbs.
NICE! Hit me where it hurts is how you play? By where it hurts I am not referring to my lack of thumbs but rather the recent removal of both nipples after a freak goldfish hunting accident.
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
i actually can.. i'm going to buy you whisky and pat your manly chest until i leave 5 dainty little finger bruises on it... thats right... 5 little bruises... as i still have my thumbs.
Wow! You're all nutcases!
Have you been drinking Whiskey tonight then, dunk?
Have you been drinking Whiskey tonight then, dunk?
whiskey is an Irish drink.. i'd never touch that abomination... unless it was contained within the body of her from the Corrs
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
In Jr. High I was known as the Lilly pad of love. I always thought it was due to my obsession with Kermit the Frogs rendition of Rainbow Connection. Turns out all along it had to do with my lack of thumbs! Those bastards got to me even later in life than I had thought!
add another check my friend.
Kermit.
*slides off chair*
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
red wine, beer, lager, vodka and gin... all in one glass with a sparkly straw.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
we never ever had that whole prom thing here... its started happening now.. but in my day.. in sepia... everyone just met up and got drunk.. hence the reason for Scotland's illegitimate rate
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
we never ever had that whole prom thing here... its started happening now.. but in my day.. in sepia... everyone just met up and got drunk.. hence the reason for Scotland's illegitimate rate
hahahaaa
I never went to Prom.
I spent the dress money on better class of booze and just skipped the "awkward dancing" middle man went straight to full-throttle nut action.
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
I spent the dress money on better class of booze and just skipped the "awkward dancing" middle man went straight to full-throttle nut action.
oh yes... thats my kinda lassie..
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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Like this?:
http://www.custommadebears.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/vermont-teddy-bear-homer-with-bears.jpg
That's the most obscene picture I found on google in regards to bears that was safe to use here and that didn't make me vomit/aroused.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
yeah that'll suffice...
i dunno why but i'm a giggling ball of fun tonight...
the juxtaposition between vomit/aroused rocked my world btw...
p.s. can i be pathos?
your bosses should give you a small paddling pool to sit in... empty it on fridays.
Let's see:
Wilford Brimley? Check
Helena Bonham Carter? Check
An aroused Homer Simpson with bears? Check
Gary Coleman impersonator? Check
Schneider? The Jury's still out
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
In the Mookie household vomiting and arousal go hand and hand. Well, actually, it's finger and finger but we don't need to get into exact details now.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
in my home its thumb and thumb.. but in that respect you are sadly lacking due to bad bowling. no opposable thumbs.. you are pond life to me now
In Jr. High I was known as the Lilly pad of love. I always thought it was due to my obsession with Kermit the Frogs rendition of Rainbow Connection. Turns out all along it had to do with my lack of thumbs! Those bastards got to me even later in life than I had thought!
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
you know that weird stuff i was saying about earlier on... this is it... this is why 33.8% of people have no idea what you're on about.. the other jnjkfv% are busy locating Into The Wild on vinyl... suckers
And this is the shit that comes out of me sober. Can you imagine me when I'm higher than Keith Richards at a wake?!?
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
i actually can.. i'm going to buy you whisky and pat your manly chest until i leave 5 dainty little finger bruises on it... thats right... 5 little bruises... as i still have my thumbs.
NICE! Hit me where it hurts is how you play? By where it hurts I am not referring to my lack of thumbs but rather the recent removal of both nipples after a freak goldfish hunting accident.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
Wow! You're all nutcases!
Have you been drinking Whiskey tonight then, dunk?
well ive been scarse lately... but im back now and i have zero patience... so lets see if we can shake things up shall we?
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
hi cate!!!
where in hell have you been?
whiskey is an Irish drink.. i'd never touch that abomination... unless it was contained within the body of her from the Corrs
June 2007: MCKB joins pit
1/25/08: MCKB has life changing, eye opening realization.
1/26/08: MCKB after having said realization becomes a mute.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
Kermit.
*slides off chair*
you crazy...whiskey is good.
what do you take?
bribes.
red wine, beer, lager, vodka and gin... all in one glass with a sparkly straw.
In my neck of the woods we call that boars brew...
Boars brew will turn them into whores dude.
dealing with people fucking with my beautiful mind and black heart tim. how are you?
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
and you have what I call the "prom dress drop"
if anyone screws up the beautiful mind you let me know and i'll make them regret it!
overall fine but right now cranky.....i hate work and i have a earache.....i'm gonna get plastered tonite.....:D
oh the beautiful mind is already screwed up... thats what makes it so beautiful.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
So how would one go about fucking with your black heart?
we never ever had that whole prom thing here... its started happening now.. but in my day.. in sepia... everyone just met up and got drunk.. hence the reason for Scotland's illegitimate rate
I never went to Prom.
I spent the dress money on better class of booze and just skipped the "awkward dancing" middle man went straight to full-throttle nut action.
that my friend is privileged information.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
oh yes... thats my kinda lassie..