So I hear rumours that the PIT IS DEAD...

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  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    rarghrargh-brownstar wrote:
    sorry.
    just a quick reptilian-smooch (lick) to the L-Queen.

    :D

    aww....

    back acha!!!!
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Well this is MY ass we're talking about.

    My ass is on the line.. literally.. and is attached by wire and crocodile clips to an electricity generator for your pleasure, so I need you to be gentle until I get used to it.
    mmmmmn, thanks...nice imagery. :D

    hmmn, this pit doesn't FEEL dead. ;)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    What GIVES, and what are we gonna DO about it?

    Huh?

    Bunch of boring tosspots. :D

    my friend... i have no knowledge of the word 'boring'.. please explain?!!
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    oops
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Just a light tap'll do it.. don't need to bruise the fucker.


    its ok.. i dont bruise that easy :o:o she can hit as hard as she wants :)

    but stop calling me 'fucker'
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Slip Kid wrote:
    I'm surprised you don't have 20k posts yet

    like you used to have ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    dunkman wrote:
    its ok.. i dont bruise that easy :o:o she can hit as hard as she wants :)

    but stop calling me 'fucker'


    Prefer Dunker?

    ;)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Prefer Dunker?

    ;)

    yes
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    dunkman wrote:
    yes

    Shit! I was gonna guess Kneeler. :D
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Shit! I was gonna guess Kneeler. :D

    i've just realised the 9999 represents you and 3 'bears' cuddling ;)

    i shouldnt know what 'bears' mean.. but some guy in a bathroom told me once.. he had tourettes.. cos he was winking like crazy... did i say winking?? whats a vowel between friends.

    whats this thread about :D
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    dunkman wrote:
    i've just realised the 9999 represents you and 3 'bears' cuddling ;)

    Like this?:

    http://www.custommadebears.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/vermont-teddy-bear-homer-with-bears.jpg

    That's the most obscene picture I found on google in regards to bears that was safe to use here and that didn't make me vomit/aroused. ;)
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Like this?:

    http://www.custommadebears.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/vermont-teddy-bear-homer-with-bears.jpg

    That's the most obscene picture I found on google in regards to bears that was safe to use here and that didn't make me vomit/aroused. ;)
    I didn't vomit, but there is a weird stain on my office chair . . . again. :o
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Like this?:

    http://www.custommadebears.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/vermont-teddy-bear-homer-with-bears.jpg

    That's the most obscene picture I found on google in regards to bears that was safe to use here and that didn't make me vomit/aroused. ;)


    yeah that'll suffice... :D

    i dunno why but i'm a giggling ball of fun tonight...

    the juxtaposition between vomit/aroused rocked my world btw...

    p.s. can i be pathos?
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    failedpersephone wrote:
    I didn't vomit, but there is a weird stain on my office chair . . . again. :o


    your bosses should give you a small paddling pool to sit in... empty it on fridays.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    failedpersephone wrote:
    I didn't vomit, but there is a weird stain on my office chair . . . again. :o

    Let's see:

    Wilford Brimley? Check
    Helena Bonham Carter? Check
    An aroused Homer Simpson with bears? Check
    Gary Coleman impersonator? Check
    Schneider? The Jury's still out ;)
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    dunkman wrote:

    the juxtaposition between vomit/aroused rocked my world btw...

    In the Mookie household vomiting and arousal go hand and hand. Well, actually, it's finger and finger but we don't need to get into exact details now.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    mookie9999 wrote:
    In the Mookie household vomiting and arousal go hand and hand. Well, actually, it's finger and finger but we don't need to get into exact details now.


    in my home its thumb and thumb.. but in that respect you are sadly lacking due to bad bowling. no opposable thumbs.. you are pond life to me now
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    dunkman wrote:
    in my home its thumb and thumb.. but in that respect you are sadly lacking due to bad bowling. no opposable thumbs.. you are pond life to me now

    In Jr. High I was known as the Lilly pad of love. I always thought it was due to my obsession with Kermit the Frogs rendition of Rainbow Connection. Turns out all along it had to do with my lack of thumbs! Those bastards got to me even later in life than I had thought!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    mookie9999 wrote:
    In Jr. High I was known as the Lilly pad of love. I always thought it was due to my obsession with Kermit the Frogs rendition of Rainbow Connection. Turns out all along it had to do with my lack of thumbs! Those bastards got to me even later in life than I had thought!


    you know that weird stuff i was saying about earlier on... this is it... this is why 33.8% of people have no idea what you're on about.. the other jnjkfv% are busy locating Into The Wild on vinyl... suckers :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    dunkman wrote:
    you know that weird stuff i was saying about earlier on... this is it... this is why 33.8% of people have no idea what you're on about.. the other jnjkfv% are busy locating Into The Wild on vinyl... suckers :)

    And this is the shit that comes out of me sober. Can you imagine me when I'm higher than Keith Richards at a wake?!?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"

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