Things that make you go HMMMMMMMM

HOOKER
HOOKER Posts: 1,443
edited August 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them??? HMMMMMM?????
Nice to know you.
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  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,711
    There's a song I didn't need playing in my head...
  • blackredyellow
    blackredyellow Posts: 5,889
    At the bank, why do they leave the vault door hanging open, but chain the pens to the counter?
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  • HOOKER
    HOOKER Posts: 1,443
    Rygar wrote:
    There's a song I didn't need playing in my head...

    yeah well.. deal with it.
    Nice to know you.
  • libragirl
    libragirl Posts: 4,632
    This is an old one..but why do you drive on the parkway and park on a driveway? :p
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Does a person with no arms need deodorant ? HMMMMMMMMM
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • HOOKER
    HOOKER Posts: 1,443
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Does a person with no arms need deodorant ? HMMMMMMMMM


    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
    Nice to know you.
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    HOOKER wrote:
    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    HOOKER wrote:
    Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them??? HMMMMMM?????


    How have you not been banned yet, you dirty lil' sex talker? That's what makes me go HMMMMMMMMMM?

    *This is not an attempt to steer this thread into the gutter although if it finds itself there, I will be waiting.
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  • HOOKER
    HOOKER Posts: 1,443
    eyedclaar wrote:
    How have you not been banned yet, you dirty lil' sex talker? That's what makes me go HMMMMMMMMMM?

    *This is not an attempt to steer this thread into the gutter although if it finds itself there, I will be waiting.


    I've been banned years ago.. and I dont want it to happen again.
    Sex talker? Whatever do you Mean??????? :)
    Nice to know you.
  • libragirl
    libragirl Posts: 4,632
    HOOKER wrote:
    I've been banned years ago.. and I dont want it to happen again.
    Sex talker? Whatever do you Mean??????? :)

    wow..so you can come back after being permanently banned?
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    HOOKER wrote:
    I've been banned years ago.. and I dont want it to happen again.
    Sex talker? Whatever do you Mean??????? :)


    Yes, I must have you mistaken for someone else. Mods, leave HOOKER alone; she is as pristine as a golden-haired maiden sitting next to a unicorn in a giant field of orchids.
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  • HOOKER
    HOOKER Posts: 1,443
    libragirl wrote:
    wow..so you can come back after being permanently banned?


    Hmm.. i dont know if I should be talking about this.. but yeah i got banned like 5 years ago or so.. I just created a new email account and stuff.
    I was banned for calling someone a skank... can you believe that?
    Nice to know you.
  • HOOKER
    HOOKER Posts: 1,443
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Yes, I must have you mistaken for someone else. Mods, leave HOOKER alone; she is as pristine as a golden-haired maiden sitting next to a unicorn in a giant field of orchids.


    ^ that makes me go hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
    Nice to know you.
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    Sen was right....

    *hangs head in shame*
  • libragirl
    libragirl Posts: 4,632
    HOOKER wrote:
    Hmm.. i dont know if I should be talking about this.. but yeah i got banned like 5 years ago or so.. I just created a new email account and stuff.
    I was banned for calling someone a skank... can you believe that?

    Yeah I know..this probably shouldn't be discussed. Was the "skank" a board member :p? I believe it...

    But don't get yourself banned again, I like you..you add some zest to this place :)
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • HOOKER
    HOOKER Posts: 1,443
    libragirl wrote:
    Yeah I know..this probably shouldn't be discussed. Was the "skank" a board member :p? I believe it...

    But don't get yourself banned again, I like you..you add some zest to this place :)


    Yeah, 3 people have told me today that I post only silly and gay threads...
    Im gonna commit board suicide right now..
    Nice to know you.
  • HOOKER
    HOOKER Posts: 1,443
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Sen was right....

    *hangs head in shame*


    Oh.. did she say I post gay threads? Oh well.. sorry Im not one of her girls.
    Nice to know you.
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    HOOKER wrote:
    Yeah, 3 people have told me today that I post only silly and gay threads...
    Im gonna commit board suicide right now..

    If I'm one of the three I was joking! I do know who one of the three is though. :D

    Don't do it! There's always help! I definitely need you here. :)
  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Sen was right....

    *hangs head in shame*

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  • EvilMerlin
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    HOOKER wrote:
    Oh.. did she say I post gay threads? Oh well.. sorry Im not one of her girls.

    LOL I told her to tell you to post it regardless. We need some flavor in here.

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