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  • HOOKER
    HOOKER Posts: 1,443
    on a pogo stick? That'll hurt the boobs, yo.
    Nice to know you.
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    HOOKER wrote:
    on a pogo stick? That'll hurt the boobs, yo.

    How do you think my balls feel during my commute...HEY.....oh :o
  • HOOKER
    HOOKER Posts: 1,443
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    How do you think my balls feel during my commute...HEY.....oh :o

    Numb? Like when you bang a chick for hours and hours and hours kinda numb? Yeah?
    Nice to know you.
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    HOOKER wrote:
    Numb? Like when you bang a chick for hours and hours and hours kinda numb? Yeah?

    Yeah except during the first hour of that...you get some good sensations...this time the sensations are never good.
  • HOOKER
    HOOKER Posts: 1,443
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Yeah except during the first hour of that...you get some good sensations...this time the sensations are never good.

    Sorry bro. Its kinda like if I ride a horse. The knockers go NUTS bouncing up and down. THAT my friend HURTS like crazy
    Nice to know you.
  • Lukin66
    Lukin66 Posts: 3,063
    HOOKER wrote:
    Sorry bro. Its kinda like if I ride a horse. The knockers go NUTS bouncing up and down. THAT my friend HURTS like crazy
    hahaha
    deep, deep blue of the morning
    gets to me every time
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    HOOKER wrote:
    Sorry bro. Its kinda like if I ride a horse. The knockers go NUTS bouncing up and down. THAT my friend HURTS like crazy

    Wow, I could only imagine. It's like...take my balls, make them 10 times bigger and strap them wide open on my just to just get demolished...yeah that'd totally suck.
  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Why me start? Someone that doesn't have a filter that's on my myspace page is going to have to get on there, steal them and upload them here for me...I have one link up in a thread somewhere...a picture someone took of me as I was waking up.

    im on it......
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    HOOKER wrote:
    Sorry bro. Its kinda like if I ride a horse. The knockers go NUTS bouncing up and down. THAT my friend HURTS like crazy

    did you just use BRO????!!!! :eek:
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • HOOKER
    HOOKER Posts: 1,443
    SENROCK! wrote:
    im on it......


    SEND ITTTTTTTT.
    Nice to know you.
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    HOOKER wrote:
    Sorry bro. Its kinda like if I ride a horse. The knockers go NUTS bouncing up and down. THAT my friend HURTS like crazy

    You need my wife to teach you how to ride that horse correctly. Of course, she likes bouncing boobs, so she probably wouldn't help you out on purpose...
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  • HOOKER
    HOOKER Posts: 1,443
    SENROCK! wrote:
    did you just use BRO????!!!! :eek:

    I did. Doesnt make me sound classy? Hey post that pic of evilmerlin
    Nice to know you.
  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    HOOKER wrote:
    SEND ITTTTTTTT.
    no. EvilMerlin is my dawg and YOU are "unavailable" so i reeeeeFUUUSE to put him thru such turmoil. :D Besides, you only talk a good game!!!! hahahaha (jk)
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    HOOKER wrote:
    I did. Doesnt make me sound classy? Hey post that pic of evilmerlin

    NO and UH UH!!!
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    WARNING:: I am gonna report this thread.

    me getting it on!!!
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • HOOKER
    HOOKER Posts: 1,443
    eyedclaar wrote:
    You need my wife to teach you how to ride that horse correctly. Of course, she likes bouncing boobs, so she probably wouldn't help you out on purpose...

    Ride the "horse" huh?
    Excellent.
    Nice to know you.
  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    Lizard wrote:
    WARNING:: I am gonna report this thread.

    me getting it on!!!

    AAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    HAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    that was freakin CRRRRAZINESS!!!!! :D
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • HOOKER
    HOOKER Posts: 1,443
    SENROCK! wrote:
    no. EvilMerlin is my dawg and YOU are "unavailable" so i reeeeeFUUUSE to put him thru such turmoil. :D Besides, you only talk a good game!!!! hahahaha (jk)


    haha i dont have to be available to see a pic man Besides... doesnt look like Im unavaliable.... blah thats another story. COME ON
    Nice to know you.
  • HOOKER
    HOOKER Posts: 1,443
    Lizard wrote:
    WARNING:: I am gonna report this thread.

    me getting it on!!!

    ok for work?
    Nice to know you.
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang. We're all so lucky to know Sen. That's true love right there homie. Straight up got my back without even asking me.

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