Ever have crayons come out of your nose?

Drop The Leash 10
Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
edited December 2007 in All Encompassing Trip
So I go to blow my nose a few minutes ago and a small piece of a green crayon came flying out into the tissue! No word of a lie. I'm 15. I don't eat crayons. I'm scared to blow it again cause I'm afraid of what might come out.(get your head outta the gutters. you know what i meant.)
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    at one point in your strange rather short life, you shoved a green crayon up your nose.


    and it finally broke free.

    I had a purple crayon but it broke free about 3 months or so after I "lost" it in my right nostril.

    of course I was about 4...and it scared the holy crap out of me...when the tip was gone...and when it was found again.

    so, um welcome to the club of high thinking crayon snorters.

    we have a secret handshake and password...but for that info you have to return your mind to the gutter from whence it came.

    oh crap :eek: you are 15??

    um nevermind...the secret handshake is just a simple fist pump and finger toggle, and um the secret password is "gummy bears" ;)
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  • Drop The Leash 10
    Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    failedpersephone wrote:
    at one point in your strange rather short life, you shoved a green crayon up your nose.


    and it finally broke free.

    I had a purple crayon but it broke free about 3 months or so after I "lost" it in my right nostril.

    of course I was about 4...and it scared the holy crap out of me...when the tip was gone...and when it was found again.

    so, um welcome to the club of high thinking crayon snorters.

    we have a secret handshake and password...but for that info you have to return your mind to the gutter from whence it came.

    oh crap :eek: you are 15??

    um nevermind...the secret handshake is just a simple fist pump and finger toggle, and um the secret password is "gummy bears" ;)
    ive seen younger on here.
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Drop The Leash 10 wrote:
    ive seen younger on here.

    oh yeah, so have I - I just can't be responsible for the um, contributing to the delinquency of a minor...since, um...ya know the judge dude told me that.

    blah blah blah warning...blah blah blah...

    :p
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    failedpersephone wrote:
    oh yeah, so have I - I just can't be responsible for the um, contributing to the delinquency of a minor...since, um...ya know the judge dude told me that.

    blah blah blah warning...blah blah blah...

    :p

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  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    I used to swallow money as a small child. If anybody gave me 10p - not a bad amount for a kid in 1975 - I'd eat it. I wonder with the rate of inflation, how much I'm worth now.
  • Bangers_n_mash
    Bangers_n_mash Posts: 1,241
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    I used to swallow money as a small child. If anybody gave me 10p - not a bad amount for a kid in 1975 - I'd eat it. I wonder with the rate of inflation, how much I'm worth now.
    They're still in you?? Hope you've never had an x-ray! :eek:
    uʍop ǝpısdn ǝɹ,ǝʍ 'punoɹ ʎɐʍ ɹǝɥʇo ǝɥʇ ןןɐ s,ʇı
  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    Bangers'n'mash wrote:
    They're still in you?? Hope you've never had an x-ray! :eek:

    There are some Irish coins, and some English ones. I even think there are a couple of two shilling bits in there. :D
  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,994
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    There are some Irish coins, and some English ones. I even think there are a couple of two shilling bits in there. :D
    You should keep a metal detector by the john to see if you pass any money. Never know when you're gonna need some spare change.
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • Drop The Leash 10
    Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    Poncier wrote:
    You should keep a metal detector by the john to see if you pass any money. Never know when you're gonna need some spare change.
    snortin crayons and shittin money! what is this world comin' to :D
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


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  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,994
    Drop The Leash 10 wrote:
    snortin crayons and shittin money! what is this world comin' to :D
    Now if you could find a way to make the first one result in the second, you'd really have something.
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • Drop The Leash 10
    Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    Poncier wrote:
    Now if you could find a way to make the first one result in the second, you'd really have something.
    ahhh great thinkin.

    happy birthday.

    what the hell are you doing here on your birthday?
    you should be havin a few
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Drop The Leash 10 wrote:
    what the hell are you doing here on your birthday?
    you should be havin a few


    ah to be 15 again.....;) :D
  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,994
    cutback wrote:
    ah to be 15 again.....;) :D
    Yeah.
    Sadly with a 5AM reveille, Tuesday birthday celebrations aren't particularly wild.
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • soulsinging
    soulsinging Posts: 13,202
    that's fucked up man. you could die.
  • PaperPlates
    PaperPlates Posts: 1,745
    failedpersephone wrote:
    at one point in your strange rather short life, you shoved a green crayon up your nose.


    and it finally broke free.

    I had a purple crayon but it broke free about 3 months or so after I "lost" it in my right nostril.

    of course I was about 4...and it scared the holy crap out of me...when the tip was gone...and when it was found again.

    so, um welcome to the club of high thinking crayon snorters.

    we have a secret handshake and password...but for that info you have to return your mind to the gutter from whence it came.

    oh crap :eek: you are 15??

    um nevermind...the secret handshake is just a simple fist pump and finger toggle, and um the secret password is "gummy bears" ;)

    This really made me laugh. Thanks!
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  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,994
    soulsinging wrote:
    that's fucked up man. you could die.
    From spending my birthday posting on the Pit??
    Shit thanks for the warning. Guess I better hit the hay.
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    I used to swallow money as a small child. If anybody gave me 10p - not a bad amount for a kid in 1975 - I'd eat it. I wonder with the rate of inflation, how much I'm worth now.


    If you ever decided to go for one of those dominatrix style adult themed enemas, chances are it'd probably pay for itself.
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  • soulsinging
    soulsinging Posts: 13,202
    Poncier wrote:
    From spending my birthday posting on the Pit??
    Shit thanks for the warning. Guess I better hit the hay.

    i was talking about the crayons coming out of his nose. it was a joke.
  • Austicman
    Austicman Posts: 1,328
    Drop The Leash 10 wrote:
    So I go to blow my nose a few minutes ago and a small piece of a green crayon came flying out into the tissue! No word of a lie. I'm 15. I don't eat crayons. I'm scared to blow it again cause I'm afraid of what might come out.(get your head outta the gutters. you know what i meant.)

    Nice one Homer

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  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    well... no i havent had crayon shoot out my nose but i have had the pleasure of black boogers. you know, after you've been to a festival and you're having a shower and all the snot comes out black. makes you wonder exactly what it is we're breathing in day after day. YUK!!! :D
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