If some of the nasty ass people out there would

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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    acoustic guy wrote:
    IMO he was the greatest, most intelligent comedian ever.

    i agree dude, he's a fuckin riot.

    trying to send you a carlin link.
    if you want it, clear some pm space.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Royals32
    Royals32 Posts: 160
    The thread title reminded me of this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCCvH-R3h8I&feature=related

    The whole thing is funny, but the 'money shot' starts right around 2:58
    #==(o )

    You are not your job.
    You are not how much money you have in the bank.
    You are not the car you drive.
    You are not the contents of your wallet.
    You are not your fucking khakis.
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    dunkman wrote:
    i wash my sheets.

    ok, i agree personal hygiene is a must but i dont know a single guy out there who carries wipes and stuff... and so you ladies might not be aware but the outer packaging of those wipes actually carry more germs than Britney Spears after an orgy with her cousins


    THAT IS HILARIOUS DUNK!! :D:p
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    catch22 wrote:
    that's ocd behavior. and it's bad for you. you can't go through life without ever coming into contact with germs. better to sometimes touch the harmless ones and build up your defense. studies are showing that people like you get sick MORE because you are so obsessive about those sanitizers that you have no immunity when something truly bad comes around.


    Are you kidding me? I know I have OCD, but it still doesn't have to be so gross out there with you normal ass gross people. WOMEN...OMG, the women's restroom is so nasty .....maxi pads, tampons, shit all over the stalls, people don't flush, they leave piss on the whole seat, it takes me 10 minutes just to clean the damn seat before I can put one of my own seat covers on the toilet , if I don't clean the seat off first then the nasty pee on the seat will soak through and I will get her pee on my ass ......nasty ass women!! I went to Macy's and had to go to the bathroom, and my oh my, GROSS!! :o


    Those George Carlin clips are awesome and I miss that man!! :( He was too funny! :)
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • LikeAnOpeningBandForTheSun
    LikeAnOpeningBandForTheSun Posts: 6,097
    whats funny is my friend is a clean freak but smokes like a chimney. and then wonders why she's always sick.
  • zenith
    zenith Posts: 3,191
    in_hiding79 wrote:
    Are you kidding me? I know I have OCD, but it still doesn't have to be so gross out there with you normal ass gross people. WOMEN...OMG, the women's restroom is so nasty .....maxi pads, tampons, shit all over the stalls, people don't flush, they leave piss on the whole seat, it takes me 10 minutes just to clean the damn seat before I can put one of my own seat covers on the toilet , if I don't clean the seat off first then the nasty pee on the seat will soak through and I will get her pee on my ass ......nasty ass women!! I went to Macy's and had to go to the bathroom, and my oh my, GROSS!! :o


    Those George Carlin clips are awesome and I miss that man!! :( He was too funny! :)

    i have to agree here - a girl that leaves pee on the seat has no excuse unless she is a 90 yr old nanna -

    jeeezzz!!!! - if its still dripping jump up & down and wiggle your arse a bit - dont get off - and then go home and do some damned pelvic floor exercises!!!!!

    and wipe the bloody seat!!!!
    impatience is a gift ........
  • Drowned Out
    Drowned Out Posts: 6,056
    I wash my hands before touching food, or after using the washroom, that's bout it....but I sometimes skip it in public if only usin a urinal....I'd rather the last thing my hand touch be my dick than those sick-ass taps, or sticking my hand in the soggy roll of paper towel that's sitting on top of it's dispenser. gawd I loathe public washrooms.
  • comebackwoman
    comebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    I used to work at a drop-in center for homeless mentally ill adults and one of the clients used to wipe his ass with his hand and then walk around trying to see who he could get to shake his hand :eek: It kind of put me off wanting to shake anyone's hand ever! Eck I wished I had on a hazmat suit every time I was near him.
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    The only time I ever opened a tin of Swarfega was when I thought it was a Watney's Party Seven and I wanted to get drunk, and that was in 1976 when I was four ....
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    The only time I ever opened a tin of Swarfega was when I thought it was a Watney's Party Seven and I wanted to get drunk, and that was in 1976 when I was four ....


    the only thing i understood from that sentence was 1976 :D
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    i flush all toilets & urinals with my foot.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Drowned Out
    Drowned Out Posts: 6,056
    comebackgirl wrote:
    I used to work at a drop-in center for homeless mentally ill adults and one of the clients used to wipe his ass with his hand and then walk around trying to see who he could get to shake his hand :eek: It kind of put me off wanting to shake anyone's hand ever! Eck I wished I had on a hazmat suit every time I was near him.
    Stink Palmed!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfVVjpVZP8I

    (only worse!)
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    Drowned Out wrote:
    Stink Palmed!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfVVjpVZP8I

    (only worse!)


    That was funny!! :eek:
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • Strangest Tribe
    Strangest Tribe Posts: 2,502
    you are a bunch of wussies that are fucking up the gene pool with your OCD and allergies...

    I have a brother in law that won't let my sister and my nephew stay at my house on vacation because we have a cat and it makes his "po wittle nose wun" sniff sniff

    pansy ass
    the Minions
  • comebackwoman
    comebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    Drowned Out wrote:
    Stink Palmed!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfVVjpVZP8I

    (only worse!)
    MUCH worse! I used to run around trying to warn people :p
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    Strangest Tribe wrote:
    you are a bunch of wussies that are fucking up the gene pool with your OCD and allergies...

    I have a brother in law that won't let my sister and my nephew stay at my house on vacation because we have a cat and it makes his "po wittle nose wun" sniff sniff

    pansy ass


    hahahahahahahaha


    I'm sorry but that was funny as hell!! :D
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • Collin
    Collin Posts: 4,931
    Raw Sewage!
    THANK YOU, LOSTDAWG!


    naděje umírá poslední
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    Everyday before I leave at 4:30pm from work, I put my telephone receiver, my wireless keyboard and the mouse into a file cabinet and lock it so people won't use my shit when I leave....I don't trust ANYONE!! SAD! :eek:
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    in_hiding79 wrote:
    Everyday before I leave at 4:30pm from work, I put my telephone receiver, my wireless keyboard and the mouse into a file cabinet and lock it so people won't use my shit when I leave....I don't trust ANYONE!! SAD! :eek:

    ugh can u imagine if u let people use your phone how badd it would smell from peoples badd breath??!!!! :eek: Me and some of my frenz used to clean the microphones after every show we did. There was one guy whos mic stunk BADDDDDDDDDD. We needed a whole can of lysol for his. :D
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  • smithnic
    smithnic Posts: 1,565
    in_hiding79 wrote:
    wash their hands, I wouldn't have to carry clorox wipes and purell everything someone else has touched! Nasty fucking people...:mad:



    WASH YOUR HANDS YOU DISGUSTING FUCKS!!




    :o

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