If some of the nasty ass people out there would

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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    LOL Just playing with ya. ;)

    i know that, no harm done..
    good morning to you my friend..
    did you shower yet today?

    you have urinated already today a few times, yes?
    you did wash your hands after, yes?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    chadwick wrote:
    i know that, no harm done..
    good morning to you my friend..
    did you shower yet today?

    you have urinated already today a few times, yes?
    you did wash your hands after, yes?
    Don't think anyone wants to hear about my dirty deeds today
    YUK. :)
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
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  • catch22catch22 Posts: 1,081
    wash their hands, I wouldn't have to carry clorox wipes and purell everything someone else has touched! Nasty fucking people...:mad:

    WASH YOUR HANDS YOU DISGUSTING FUCKS!!

    :o

    that's ocd behavior. and it's bad for you. you can't go through life without ever coming into contact with germs. better to sometimes touch the harmless ones and build up your defense. studies are showing that people like you get sick MORE because you are so obsessive about those sanitizers that you have no immunity when something truly bad comes around.
    and like that... he's gone.
  • LikeAnOceanLikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    catch22 wrote:
    that's ocd behavior. and it's bad for you. you can't go through life without ever coming into contact with germs. better to sometimes touch the harmless ones and build up your defense. studies are showing that people like you get sick MORE because you are so obsessive about those sanitizers that you have no immunity when something truly bad comes around.
    I hate to admit it, but I only wash when people are around or I take a number 2. I got caught by a co-worker who gave me shit about it, but guess what, I rarely get sick and he gets sick quite often.

    Plus there's more germs on the bathroom door handle than the toilet.
  • catch22catch22 Posts: 1,081
    I hate to admit it, but I only wash when people are around. I got caught by a co-worker who gave me shit about it, but guess what, I rarely get sick and he gets sick quite often.

    Plus there's more germs on the bathroom door handle than the toilet.

    more on your computer and in your kitchen sink than inside your toilet bowl too.

    i wash my hands after going to the bathroom in public, but that's about it. they get washed when i shower. like every other part of my body.
    and like that... he's gone.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
  • if you carry around disinfecting wipes wherever you go, you have much bigger problems than the guy who doesnt wash his hands.


    have fun dying of some disease because your body didnt develop an immunity to it unlike the rest of us unwashed.
  • eyedclaar wrote:
    Agreed. I don't ever wash or sanitize anything. My immune system could kick the ass of everyone else's immune system without breaking a sweat.

    Exactly... I'll use that purell stuff if I know that I touched something really gross, but we need contact with everyday germs to help our immune system.

    I haven't had more than a couple minor colds in the past 5 years.


    I actually wash my hands before I pee.....my you know what is cleaner then my hands :D

    I've said that for years... I take a shower in the morning, and that thing has been in my clean pants all day. My hands are the dirtiest part of the equation when going to the bathroom.
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  • drivingrldrivingrl Posts: 1,448
    know1 wrote:
    Pretty soon the existing bacteria will be resistant to Purell and Clorox and all that stuff (and new strains will develop) and people will have no resistance to any of it thanks to all you ninnys and OCD types who have to constantly have to wipe down everything.

    We'll be just like those uncontacted tribes in the 3rd world who fall ill at any new contact.

    Seconded.
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    kevinbeetle: "Yes. When her career washes up and her and Gavin move to Galveston, you will meet her at Hot Topic shopping for a Japanese cheerleader outfit.

    Next!"
  • geniegenie Posts: 2,222
    wash their hands, I wouldn't have to carry clorox wipes and purell everything someone else has touched! Nasty fucking people...:mad:



    WASH YOUR HANDS YOU DISGUSTING FUCKS!!




    :o

    yeah, i've seen some women in my time walk out of the toilet have a look at themselves brush their hair a bit and then walk out.........:eek: dirty bitches!
  • geniegenie Posts: 2,222
    HOOKER wrote:
    I wash my hands after sex.

    i don't, as i want to prolong the moment of having that person with me :D on me
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    cutback wrote:
    Tempered in raw sh*t...lol!

    The whole Calucutta and eating food that fell on the sidewalk, in the poor section, during a soccer tournament is hysterical.

    RIP George.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    genie wrote:
    i don't, as i want to prolong the moment of having that person with me :D on me

    I like u..
    Nice to know you.
  • geniegenie Posts: 2,222
    HOOKER wrote:
    I like u..

    you like me only cuz i'm kinky :p:D
  • geniegenie Posts: 2,222
    cutback wrote:

    damn, that thing about using the brush in all four places was just wrong
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    genie wrote:
    you like me only cuz i'm kinky :p:D

    Is there a better reason to like someone? Well, if you also gave out free drinks and compliments on my hairpiece...
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  • geniegenie Posts: 2,222
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Is there a better reason to like someone? Well, if you also gave out free drinks and compliments on my hairpiece...

    i want people to like me for my personality ;):D
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    genie wrote:
    you like me only cuz i'm kinky :p:D

    whats wrong with that?
    Nice to know you.
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    HOOKER wrote:
    Yeah, I think he wipes his junk and ass with them. He is always o so fresh. Never a smell on that guy... never.


    I use this...

    http://www.antimonkeybutt.com/
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • geniegenie Posts: 2,222
    HOOKER wrote:
    whats wrong with that?

    i'm just messing with you :)
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443

    oh dear MOSES. Thats awesome.
    Nice to know you.
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    HOOKER wrote:
    oh dear MOSES. Thats awesome.

    Hahaha!

    I feel I have affected you in a strange but hysterical way!
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    HOOKER wrote:
    oh dear MOSES. Thats awesome.

    :D

    For those Butt Busting Activities !
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    Hahaha!

    I feel I have affected you in a strange but hysterical way!

    Because of you, I am a Board Jew ;)
    Nice to know you.
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    :D

    For those Butt Busting Activities !

    Like what ;)
    Nice to know you.
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    HOOKER wrote:
    Because of you, I am a Board Jew ;)

    Mazel Tov!
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  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    cutback wrote:
    IMO he was the greatest, most intelligent comedian ever.
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    cutback wrote:

    funny shit
    i love me some george
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    Mazel Tov!

    ;)

    You and I are basket cases.
    Nice to know you.
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    cutback wrote:
    hehe i thought of that skit when i saw the title of this thread :D

    and it's true, the more obsessive you are with germs and all that, more likely to get sick.
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