The whole thing is funny, but the 'money shot' starts right around 2:58
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You are not your job.
You are not how much money you have in the bank.
You are not the car you drive.
You are not the contents of your wallet.
You are not your fucking khakis.
ok, i agree personal hygiene is a must but i dont know a single guy out there who carries wipes and stuff... and so you ladies might not be aware but the outer packaging of those wipes actually carry more germs than Britney Spears after an orgy with her cousins
THAT IS HILARIOUS DUNK!!
And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
that's ocd behavior. and it's bad for you. you can't go through life without ever coming into contact with germs. better to sometimes touch the harmless ones and build up your defense. studies are showing that people like you get sick MORE because you are so obsessive about those sanitizers that you have no immunity when something truly bad comes around.
Are you kidding me? I know I have OCD, but it still doesn't have to be so gross out there with you normal ass gross people. WOMEN...OMG, the women's restroom is so nasty .....maxi pads, tampons, shit all over the stalls, people don't flush, they leave piss on the whole seat, it takes me 10 minutes just to clean the damn seat before I can put one of my own seat covers on the toilet , if I don't clean the seat off first then the nasty pee on the seat will soak through and I will get her pee on my ass ......nasty ass women!! I went to Macy's and had to go to the bathroom, and my oh my, GROSS!!
Those George Carlin clips are awesome and I miss that man!! :( He was too funny!
And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
Are you kidding me? I know I have OCD, but it still doesn't have to be so gross out there with you normal ass gross people. WOMEN...OMG, the women's restroom is so nasty .....maxi pads, tampons, shit all over the stalls, people don't flush, they leave piss on the whole seat, it takes me 10 minutes just to clean the damn seat before I can put one of my own seat covers on the toilet , if I don't clean the seat off first then the nasty pee on the seat will soak through and I will get her pee on my ass ......nasty ass women!! I went to Macy's and had to go to the bathroom, and my oh my, GROSS!!
Those George Carlin clips are awesome and I miss that man!! :( He was too funny!
i have to agree here - a girl that leaves pee on the seat has no excuse unless she is a 90 yr old nanna -
jeeezzz!!!! - if its still dripping jump up & down and wiggle your arse a bit - dont get off - and then go home and do some damned pelvic floor exercises!!!!!
I wash my hands before touching food, or after using the washroom, that's bout it....but I sometimes skip it in public if only usin a urinal....I'd rather the last thing my hand touch be my dick than those sick-ass taps, or sticking my hand in the soggy roll of paper towel that's sitting on top of it's dispenser. gawd I loathe public washrooms.
I used to work at a drop-in center for homeless mentally ill adults and one of the clients used to wipe his ass with his hand and then walk around trying to see who he could get to shake his hand :eek: It kind of put me off wanting to shake anyone's hand ever! Eck I wished I had on a hazmat suit every time I was near him.
The only time I ever opened a tin of Swarfega was when I thought it was a Watney's Party Seven and I wanted to get drunk, and that was in 1976 when I was four ....
The only time I ever opened a tin of Swarfega was when I thought it was a Watney's Party Seven and I wanted to get drunk, and that was in 1976 when I was four ....
the only thing i understood from that sentence was 1976
I used to work at a drop-in center for homeless mentally ill adults and one of the clients used to wipe his ass with his hand and then walk around trying to see who he could get to shake his hand :eek: It kind of put me off wanting to shake anyone's hand ever! Eck I wished I had on a hazmat suit every time I was near him.
you are a bunch of wussies that are fucking up the gene pool with your OCD and allergies...
I have a brother in law that won't let my sister and my nephew stay at my house on vacation because we have a cat and it makes his "po wittle nose wun" sniff sniff
you are a bunch of wussies that are fucking up the gene pool with your OCD and allergies...
I have a brother in law that won't let my sister and my nephew stay at my house on vacation because we have a cat and it makes his "po wittle nose wun" sniff sniff
pansy ass
hahahahahahahaha
I'm sorry but that was funny as hell!!
And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
Everyday before I leave at 4:30pm from work, I put my telephone receiver, my wireless keyboard and the mouse into a file cabinet and lock it so people won't use my shit when I leave....I don't trust ANYONE!! SAD! :eek:
And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
Everyday before I leave at 4:30pm from work, I put my telephone receiver, my wireless keyboard and the mouse into a file cabinet and lock it so people won't use my shit when I leave....I don't trust ANYONE!! SAD! :eek:
ugh can u imagine if u let people use your phone how badd it would smell from peoples badd breath??!!!! :eek: Me and some of my frenz used to clean the microphones after every show we did. There was one guy whos mic stunk BADDDDDDDDDD. We needed a whole can of lysol for his.
~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
"Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95
Everyday before I leave at 4:30pm from work, I put my telephone receiver, my wireless keyboard and the mouse into a file cabinet and lock it so people won't use my shit when I leave....I don't trust ANYONE!! SAD! :eek:
WHAT????????????????????
HAhahahahahahaha Wow!!!!
Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
ew i agree with the hand washing thing.
one time at work someone asked if their kid could use the washroom, and i said, well the sink is broken. and she replied "SO?? what does that ahve to do with anything???!!!" as if i came from mars.
i just was like :eek:
i used to carry hand sanitizer around with me, but i stopped doing that because of the whole immune system thing. although its good to have when your'e stuck with using a portopotty or something.
i guess some people just don't believe in germs. "In the eighteenth century, no such thing, nada, nothing. No one ever imagined such a thing. No sane person, anyway. Ah! Ah! Along comes this doctor, uh, uh, uh, Semmelweis, Semmelweis. Semmelweis comes along. He's trying to convince people, well, other doctors mainly, that's there's these teeny tiny invisible bad things called germs that get into your body and make you sick. Ah? He's trying to get doctors to wash their hands. What is this guy? Crazy? Teeny, tiny, invisible? What do you call it? Uh-uh, germs? Huh? What?"
or maybe people just have been watching a little too much of jeffrey goines!
Germs are good for you in a sense... they build your immune system. Your immune system is weak as fuck if your cleaning yourself every waking moment of the day. I wipe shit all over myself twice a month and it does well for me... does very well for me...
I know we all need germs, what I don't need is some asshole going #2 and not washing his hands and then coming straight to the copier or fax and touching everything with his nasty ass feces infested hands touching all the numbers and all....GROSS! Don't get me started about the shopping carts at grocery stores..luckily nicer ones have wipes right at the front...:D
And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
I know we all need germs, what I don't need is some asshole going #2 and not washing his hands and then coming straight to the copier or fax and touching everything with his nasty ass feces infested hands touching all the numbers and all....GROSS! Don't get me started about the shopping carts at grocery stores..luckily nicer ones have wipes right at the front...:D
Are you kidding me? I know I have OCD, but it still doesn't have to be so gross out there with you normal ass gross people. WOMEN...OMG, the women's restroom is so nasty .....maxi pads, tampons, shit all over the stalls, people don't flush, they leave piss on the whole seat, it takes me 10 minutes just to clean the damn seat before I can put one of my own seat covers on the toilet , if I don't clean the seat off first then the nasty pee on the seat will soak through and I will get her pee on my ass ......nasty ass women!! I went to Macy's and had to go to the bathroom, and my oh my, GROSS!!
:eek: where are you using the bathroom???
I've never been in a womens bathroom that had any of that stuff going on
I wash my hands but have never had sanitizer ... I'm not dead yet
So are we strangers now? Like rock and roll and the radio?
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i agree dude, he's a fuckin riot.
trying to send you a carlin link.
if you want it, clear some pm space.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCCvH-R3h8I&feature=related
The whole thing is funny, but the 'money shot' starts right around 2:58
You are not your job.
You are not how much money you have in the bank.
You are not the car you drive.
You are not the contents of your wallet.
You are not your fucking khakis.
THAT IS HILARIOUS DUNK!!
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
Are you kidding me? I know I have OCD, but it still doesn't have to be so gross out there with you normal ass gross people. WOMEN...OMG, the women's restroom is so nasty .....maxi pads, tampons, shit all over the stalls, people don't flush, they leave piss on the whole seat, it takes me 10 minutes just to clean the damn seat before I can put one of my own seat covers on the toilet , if I don't clean the seat off first then the nasty pee on the seat will soak through and I will get her pee on my ass ......nasty ass women!! I went to Macy's and had to go to the bathroom, and my oh my, GROSS!!
Those George Carlin clips are awesome and I miss that man!! :( He was too funny!
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
i have to agree here - a girl that leaves pee on the seat has no excuse unless she is a 90 yr old nanna -
jeeezzz!!!! - if its still dripping jump up & down and wiggle your arse a bit - dont get off - and then go home and do some damned pelvic floor exercises!!!!!
and wipe the bloody seat!!!!
the only thing i understood from that sentence was 1976
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfVVjpVZP8I
(only worse!)
That was funny!! :eek:
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
I have a brother in law that won't let my sister and my nephew stay at my house on vacation because we have a cat and it makes his "po wittle nose wun" sniff sniff
pansy ass
hahahahahahahaha
I'm sorry but that was funny as hell!!
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
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"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
"Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95
It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
OCD's a bitch
HAhahahahahahaha Wow!!!!
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
I hope you didn't touch the floor with your bare hands
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
"Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95
It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
That movie was hilarious!!
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
one time at work someone asked if their kid could use the washroom, and i said, well the sink is broken. and she replied "SO?? what does that ahve to do with anything???!!!" as if i came from mars.
i just was like :eek:
i used to carry hand sanitizer around with me, but i stopped doing that because of the whole immune system thing. although its good to have when your'e stuck with using a portopotty or something.
i guess some people just don't believe in germs.
"In the eighteenth century, no such thing, nada, nothing. No one ever imagined such a thing. No sane person, anyway. Ah! Ah! Along comes this doctor, uh, uh, uh, Semmelweis, Semmelweis. Semmelweis comes along. He's trying to convince people, well, other doctors mainly, that's there's these teeny tiny invisible bad things called germs that get into your body and make you sick. Ah? He's trying to get doctors to wash their hands. What is this guy? Crazy? Teeny, tiny, invisible? What do you call it? Uh-uh, germs? Huh? What?"
or maybe people just have been watching a little too much of jeffrey goines!
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
I hate when there is shit on the fax
:eek: where are you using the bathroom???
I've never been in a womens bathroom that had any of that stuff going on
I wash my hands but have never had sanitizer ... I'm not dead yet