You have GOT to listen to this ASSHOLES phone message!!!!

acoustic guy
acoustic guy Posts: 3,770
edited June 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/
Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
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  • LikeAnOpeningBandForTheSun
    LikeAnOpeningBandForTheSun Posts: 6,097
    haha my hero.
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    acoustic guy wrote:
    http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/

    :eek:

    Was that you? Why are you posting your own voicemails on the internet...that might kill your game dude! :p
  • acoustic guy
    acoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    :eek:

    Was that you? Why are you posting your own voicemails on the internet...that might kill your game dude! :p
    Knucklehead
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    acoustic guy wrote:
    Knucklehead

    haha, yeah, that was pretty horrible though. He's right, he's a catch all right. He'd definitely make life interesting for somebody. I wonder how many poor low-self esteem women he's preyed on and hurt. It's people like this that make perfectly good people afraid to live.
  • Lukin66
    Lukin66 Posts: 3,063
    "you're extremely elegant"
    "I'm Greek"
    "I'm working on a movie script"
    "I hope that isn't timidness"
    "We'll talk about that"
    ""You call me as soon as you have the courage"
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    deep, deep blue of the morning
    gets to me every time
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    :eek: I'm in shock. :D I feel for the poor guy. The girl was probably laughing her ass off down the phone.
  • Lukin66
    Lukin66 Posts: 3,063
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    :eek: I'm in shock. :D I feel for the poor guy. The girl was probably laughing her ass off down the phone.
    I was in shock just listening to it!
    deep, deep blue of the morning
    gets to me every time
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Lukin66 wrote:
    "you're extremely elegant"
    "I'm Greek"
    "I'm working on a movie script"
    "I hope that isn't timidness"
    "We'll talk about that"
    ""You call me as soon as you have the courage"
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    The second part was worse. 'I'm forgetting you after this last message' hence, I don't care enough yet I'll still keep bugging you and give you a run down of your phsycological history.

    The title in itself was funny though. :D Is 'douchiest' a real word? How do you always find these things, acoustic guy?
  • pearljammin41
    pearljammin41 Posts: 465
    this is epic. thank you so much for this link +1
  • Kosuke Fukudome
    Kosuke Fukudome Posts: 197
    What a bitch. She should have called that guy back. He sounded awesome.
    Horry Kow!
  • MrMerkinball
    MrMerkinball Posts: 1,978
    That was awesome.
  • Lukin66
    Lukin66 Posts: 3,063
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    The second part was worse. 'I'm forgetting you after this last message' hence, I don't care enough yet I'll still keep bugging you and give you a run down of your phsycological history.

    The title in itself was funny though. :D Is 'douchiest' a real word? How do you always find these things, acoustic guy?
    HAHA, I posted that before I even knew there was a second part. You should have seen my little jig of joy once I heard it continue. 'There's more?! It's like christmas and my birthday all wrapped in one!'
    deep, deep blue of the morning
    gets to me every time
  • stylo17
    stylo17 Posts: 1,001
    lmao thanks for sharing
    6/11/08 WPB


    ♬♪♫ and I will not, grow tired of crayon stars and fire

    ♬♪♫ cause a soldier's death is so much better than defeat just hanging around
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    hahahaha

    Great Message!!!
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    "here's how i work"


    oh shit this guys my hero and i'm half way through :D:D
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    "moms on chemo"

    WHAT THE FUCK!??!?!?!?!
  • you are
    you are Posts: 1,651
    nice :rolleyes: sounds like the kind of man i'm lookin' for!
    No need to be void, or save up on life...
    You got to spend it all
  • Dead Man Walking
    Dead Man Walking Toronto-ish Posts: 2,762
    I am amzed to see a thread for this here...

    this girl is a good friend of a lady I work with...she sent me this message via e-mail about 3 weeks ago. At first I thought it was just viral internet crap but when I heard the 416 area code (Toronto) and the fact that she's greek I decided she was telling the truth...that's really funny that it's made its way to synergy...
  • ForestBrain
    ForestBrain Posts: 460
    haha
    I would call him back laughing. And then I'd hang up.
    When life gives you lemons, throw them at somebody.
  • acoustic guy
    acoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    Dead Man Walking wrote:
    I am amzed to see a thread for this here...

    this girl is a good friend of a lady I work with...she sent me this message via e-mail about 3 weeks ago. At first I thought it was just viral internet crap but when I heard the 416 area code (Toronto) and the fact that she's greek I decided she was telling the truth...that's really funny that it's made its way to synergy...
    I thought the caption said it was from California?
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.

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