You have GOT to listen to this ASSHOLES phone message!!!!

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  • acoustic guy
    acoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    The second part was worse. 'I'm forgetting you after this last message' hence, I don't care enough yet I'll still keep bugging you and give you a run down of your phsycological history.

    The title in itself was funny though. :D Is 'douchiest' a real word? How do you always find these things, acoustic guy?

    I have no idea?
    Its way funny though. :D
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
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  • THC
    THC Posts: 525
    Lukin66 wrote:
    "you're extremely elegant"
    "I'm Greek"
    "I'm working on a movie script"
    "I hope that isn't timidness"
    "We'll talk about that"
    ""You call me as soon as you have the courage"
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    we should start a 'my favorite part of the message list' LOL

    i dont really know what to say other then there are at least ten jawdroppers in there...

    mom on chemo...wow...

    ¨if you dont call me back by 3pm thursday...' HAHA
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  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,092
    thanks for the laugh!!!
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    acoustic guy wrote:
    I thought the caption said it was from California?



    It was, it says from San Francisco!!! :)
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
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  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    Why are you guys calling him an asshole? There's nothing wrong with him! He said as much, at least four times!
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • kcherub
    kcherub Posts: 961
    I have called about 5 people to pass this on...

    Good Lord, do you think he knows it's out here, and is mortified? Or, would that just intensify his feelings that he is "a catch". He might have to look up the meaning of "douchiest"...

    I could listen to this as many times as I watched the "Instant Karma" video.

    I wonder how long it's going to be before someone figures out his phone number and calls him up? No--I am not suggesting! :)

    Take care,
    I still want you all to "take care"--I am just damn tired of typing it.

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  • Biggest Wave
    Biggest Wave Posts: 686
    I see nothing wrong with that message. I can't believe I just wasted 4 minutes of my life listening to it. The guy has confidence. What's wrong with that?
  • Ledbetterman10
    Ledbetterman10 Posts: 17,014
    Biggest Wave wrote:
    I see nothing wrong with that message. I can't believe I just wasted 4 minutes of my life listening to it. The guy has confidence. What's wrong with that?

    are you kidding? confidence is one thing. an inflated sense of self worth is another. "Your girlfriends were jealous that I came over to YOU" he says. He accuses her of maybe having a sick mother or anxiety disorder because she didn't call back. she didn't call back because he's a douchebag. I hope he knows that his messages are going around the internet.
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  • Biggest Wave
    Biggest Wave Posts: 686
    Ledbetterman10 wrote:
    are you kidding? confidence is one thing. an inflated sense of self worth is another. "Your girlfriends were jealous that I came over to YOU" he says. He accuses her of maybe having a sick mother or anxiety disorder because she didn't call back. she didn't call back because he's a douchebag. I hope he knows that his messages are going around the internet.

    Ok, what's your point? Maybe her girlfriends were jealous. Maybe she does have a sick Mother or anxiety disorder. How do you know any different? I still see no big deal with that message.
  • Ledbetterman10
    Ledbetterman10 Posts: 17,014
    Biggest Wave wrote:
    Ok, what's your point? Maybe her girlfriends were jealous. Maybe she does have a sick Mother or anxiety disorder. How do you know any different? I still see no big deal with that message.

    wow
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  • pjl44
    pjl44 Posts: 10,662
    Biggest Wave wrote:
    Ok, what's your point? Maybe her girlfriends were jealous. Maybe she does have a sick Mother or anxiety disorder. How do you know any different? I still see no big deal with that message.

    Hmmmmm...are you Greek and working on a movie script?
  • rival.
    rival. Chicago Posts: 7,775
    "i'm completely single."

    haha no shit.

    what a fuck head.
  • LikeAnOpeningBandForTheSun
    LikeAnOpeningBandForTheSun Posts: 6,097
    Biggest Wave wrote:
    Ok, what's your point? Maybe her girlfriends were jealous. Maybe she does have a sick Mother or anxiety disorder. How do you know any different? I still see no big deal with that message.
    you should call him and set up a date. judging from many of your posts, i think you two are a perfect match!
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    He sounds kind of like Kevin Spacey in Se7en. And acts a bit like him. Creepy.


    "So here's out it's going to work..."
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    Why are you guys calling him an asshole? There's nothing wrong with him! He said as much, at least four times!
    :D
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • Trailer
    Trailer Posts: 1,431
    What a fucking psycho!! I wonder if he showed up at her work, considering she gave him her business card:eek:
    Whoa, chill bro... you know you can't raise your voice like that when the lion's here.
  • Kosuke Fukudome
    Kosuke Fukudome Posts: 197
    Biggest Wave wrote:
    I see nothing wrong with that message. I can't believe I just wasted 4 minutes of my life listening to it. The guy has confidence. What's wrong with that?


    Bwahahaha.
    Horry Kow!
  • acoustic guy
    acoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    Biggest Wave wrote:
    I see nothing wrong with that message. I can't believe I just wasted 4 minutes of my life listening to it. The guy has confidence. What's wrong with that?
    Man are you high.
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • rock1010
    rock1010 Posts: 9
    One word...STALKER!
  • Biggest Wave
    Biggest Wave Posts: 686
    They played this same phone message on the radio station that we have on at my job. The more I hear it, the more it sounds staged. I call bullshit on this whole thing. It was stupid to begin with.

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