You have GOT to listen to this ASSHOLES phone message!!!!

acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
edited June 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
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  • haha my hero.
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865

    :eek:

    Was that you? Why are you posting your own voicemails on the internet...that might kill your game dude! :p
  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    :eek:

    Was that you? Why are you posting your own voicemails on the internet...that might kill your game dude! :p
    Knucklehead
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    Knucklehead

    haha, yeah, that was pretty horrible though. He's right, he's a catch all right. He'd definitely make life interesting for somebody. I wonder how many poor low-self esteem women he's preyed on and hurt. It's people like this that make perfectly good people afraid to live.
  • Lukin66Lukin66 Posts: 3,063
    "you're extremely elegant"
    "I'm Greek"
    "I'm working on a movie script"
    "I hope that isn't timidness"
    "We'll talk about that"
    ""You call me as soon as you have the courage"
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    deep, deep blue of the morning
    gets to me every time
  • :eek: I'm in shock. :D I feel for the poor guy. The girl was probably laughing her ass off down the phone.
  • Lukin66Lukin66 Posts: 3,063
    :eek: I'm in shock. :D I feel for the poor guy. The girl was probably laughing her ass off down the phone.
    I was in shock just listening to it!
    deep, deep blue of the morning
    gets to me every time
  • Lukin66 wrote:
    "you're extremely elegant"
    "I'm Greek"
    "I'm working on a movie script"
    "I hope that isn't timidness"
    "We'll talk about that"
    ""You call me as soon as you have the courage"
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    The second part was worse. 'I'm forgetting you after this last message' hence, I don't care enough yet I'll still keep bugging you and give you a run down of your phsycological history.

    The title in itself was funny though. :D Is 'douchiest' a real word? How do you always find these things, acoustic guy?
  • this is epic. thank you so much for this link +1
  • What a bitch. She should have called that guy back. He sounded awesome.
    Horry Kow!
  • MrMerkinballMrMerkinball Posts: 1,978
    That was awesome.
  • Lukin66Lukin66 Posts: 3,063
    The second part was worse. 'I'm forgetting you after this last message' hence, I don't care enough yet I'll still keep bugging you and give you a run down of your phsycological history.

    The title in itself was funny though. :D Is 'douchiest' a real word? How do you always find these things, acoustic guy?
    HAHA, I posted that before I even knew there was a second part. You should have seen my little jig of joy once I heard it continue. 'There's more?! It's like christmas and my birthday all wrapped in one!'
    deep, deep blue of the morning
    gets to me every time
  • stylo17stylo17 Posts: 1,001
    lmao thanks for sharing
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  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    hahahaha

    Great Message!!!
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    "here's how i work"


    oh shit this guys my hero and i'm half way through :D:D
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    "moms on chemo"

    WHAT THE FUCK!??!?!?!?!
  • you areyou are Posts: 1,651
    nice :rolleyes: sounds like the kind of man i'm lookin' for!
    No need to be void, or save up on life...
    You got to spend it all
  • Dead Man WalkingDead Man Walking Toronto-ish Posts: 2,762
    I am amzed to see a thread for this here...

    this girl is a good friend of a lady I work with...she sent me this message via e-mail about 3 weeks ago. At first I thought it was just viral internet crap but when I heard the 416 area code (Toronto) and the fact that she's greek I decided she was telling the truth...that's really funny that it's made its way to synergy...
  • ForestBrainForestBrain Posts: 460
    haha
    I would call him back laughing. And then I'd hang up.
    When life gives you lemons, throw them at somebody.
  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    I am amzed to see a thread for this here...

    this girl is a good friend of a lady I work with...she sent me this message via e-mail about 3 weeks ago. At first I thought it was just viral internet crap but when I heard the 416 area code (Toronto) and the fact that she's greek I decided she was telling the truth...that's really funny that it's made its way to synergy...
    I thought the caption said it was from California?
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    The second part was worse. 'I'm forgetting you after this last message' hence, I don't care enough yet I'll still keep bugging you and give you a run down of your phsycological history.

    The title in itself was funny though. :D Is 'douchiest' a real word? How do you always find these things, acoustic guy?

    I have no idea?
    Its way funny though. :D
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • THCTHC Posts: 525
    Lukin66 wrote:
    "you're extremely elegant"
    "I'm Greek"
    "I'm working on a movie script"
    "I hope that isn't timidness"
    "We'll talk about that"
    ""You call me as soon as you have the courage"
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    we should start a 'my favorite part of the message list' LOL

    i dont really know what to say other then there are at least ten jawdroppers in there...

    mom on chemo...wow...

    ¨if you dont call me back by 3pm thursday...' HAHA
    “Kept in a small bowl, the goldfish will remain small. With more space, the fish can grow double, triple, or quadruple its size.”
    -Big Fish
  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    thanks for the laugh!!!
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    I thought the caption said it was from California?



    It was, it says from San Francisco!!! :)
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • Why are you guys calling him an asshole? There's nothing wrong with him! He said as much, at least four times!
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • kcherubkcherub Posts: 961
    I have called about 5 people to pass this on...

    Good Lord, do you think he knows it's out here, and is mortified? Or, would that just intensify his feelings that he is "a catch". He might have to look up the meaning of "douchiest"...

    I could listen to this as many times as I watched the "Instant Karma" video.

    I wonder how long it's going to be before someone figures out his phone number and calls him up? No--I am not suggesting! :)

    Take care,
    I still want you all to "take care"--I am just damn tired of typing it.

    http://www.youtube.com/user/kcherub#p/a/u/0/N-UQprRqSwo
  • Biggest WaveBiggest Wave Posts: 686
    I see nothing wrong with that message. I can't believe I just wasted 4 minutes of my life listening to it. The guy has confidence. What's wrong with that?
  • Ledbetterman10Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,931
    I see nothing wrong with that message. I can't believe I just wasted 4 minutes of my life listening to it. The guy has confidence. What's wrong with that?

    are you kidding? confidence is one thing. an inflated sense of self worth is another. "Your girlfriends were jealous that I came over to YOU" he says. He accuses her of maybe having a sick mother or anxiety disorder because she didn't call back. she didn't call back because he's a douchebag. I hope he knows that his messages are going around the internet.
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  • Biggest WaveBiggest Wave Posts: 686
    are you kidding? confidence is one thing. an inflated sense of self worth is another. "Your girlfriends were jealous that I came over to YOU" he says. He accuses her of maybe having a sick mother or anxiety disorder because she didn't call back. she didn't call back because he's a douchebag. I hope he knows that his messages are going around the internet.

    Ok, what's your point? Maybe her girlfriends were jealous. Maybe she does have a sick Mother or anxiety disorder. How do you know any different? I still see no big deal with that message.
  • Ledbetterman10Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,931
    Ok, what's your point? Maybe her girlfriends were jealous. Maybe she does have a sick Mother or anxiety disorder. How do you know any different? I still see no big deal with that message.

    wow
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