Your toothbrush has fecal matter on it.

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  • aspoonfulweighsaton
    aspoonfulweighsaton Posts: 2,066
    Swan wrote:
    when you smell your poop, that's actually fecal matter in your nose.

    So when I smell fried chicken, there's chicken up in there?
  • Abookamongstthemany
    Abookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
    I keep my toothbrush inside the medicine cabinet because my cat jumps on the bathroom counter and sits there while I shower and usually knocks stuff around. Now I have another good reason.
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  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    oh come on no way... i havent stuck my toothbrush up my bum for ages. :p:D:D


    oh and WOOHOO!!! cause my toilet isnt in my bathroom. :D
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  • restlesssoul
    restlesssoul Posts: 6,952
    did you guys see that show about a year and a half ago called AMERICAN INVENTOR???

    it had a couple on there that had invented something addressing this exact problem. it was a toilet seat filter, that would not let the droplets out past the lid. The had invested a lot of money into it. They had slo-mo cameras that had filmed the spray and everything. they got eliminated early. people dont care about stuff they cant see. it wont sell. EDIT: heres the link for the toilet :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAWB5wzSUb0

    its the same show that had the now infamous bullet ball guy. if you havent heard of him you tube him.

    the best part is "youve sold your house, sold your wifes wedding ring and live in your car. what do you have left?"

    he replies: "bullet ball"

    its pathetic. he thinks its gonna be in the olypmics......


    im off to bed, gotta go brush my teeth, thanks!

    EDIT: awww fuck it heres the link
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOOw2yWMSfk
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  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    I couldve told you that when I stuck it up my arse last night :D
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  • sponger
    sponger Posts: 3,159
    Turns out this was challenged on mythbusters and they found fecal bacteria on toothbrushes not only in the bathroom, but also on ones placed in the kitchen.

    None of the toothbrushes tested on mythbusters had bacteria levels that were considered dangerous.
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  • Jennytree
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    sponger wrote:
    Turns out this was challenged on mythbusters and they found fecal bacteria on toothbrushes not only in the bathroom, but also on ones placed in the kitchen.

    None of the toothbrushes tested on mythbusters had bacteria levels that were considered dangerous.

    Gotta love Mythbusters - they proved MacGyver wroooong!

    And I never leave my toothbrush in the bathroom - ye never know what drunk freak wandering through my house would decide to use it *shudders*
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  • sponger
    sponger Posts: 3,159
    PJ_Saluki wrote:
    Originality is an illusion. Anything you say or think has been said or thought by someone else, maybe even while you're saying it or thinking it. Unless, a la George Carlin, you say, "After I stick this red hot poker up my asshole I'm going to chop off my dick." Carlin said he was the first person to ever utter those words in that sequence. He might be right.


    Actually, the Syrians have a torture device called the "black slave". They use it on political prisoners. It's a chair that the prisoner sits on, and it has a red hot poker that is thrusted in and out of the prisoner's rectum, usually making its way all the way to the prisoner's intestines.

    Albeit a genuinely tasteless endeavor, one might attempt to speculate that at some point in time during one of these unimaginably horrific torture sessions, a prisoner could've said something along the lines of George Carlin's comment. You figure that when a person's intenstines are being skewered while that person is alive and conscious, that person would be given to saying just about anything that can be imagined.
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  • PJGARDEN
    PJGARDEN Posts: 1,484
    Thats why mine stays in my bedroom!
  • South of Seattle
    South of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,724
    2 girls 1 cup?
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  • 1STmammal2wearPants
    1STmammal2wearPants Worcester, MA Posts: 3,001
    mmmmm that's the best kind of toothpaste.
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  • glasshouse
    glasshouse Posts: 1,762
    awesome thread
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  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    That means my bogbrush has toothpaste on it. I'll use that instead, then.
  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    catefrances wrote:
    oh come on no way... i havent stuck my toothbrush up my bum for ages. :p:D:D


    oh and WOOHOO!!! cause my toilet isnt in my bathroom. :D


    No-one's is, in Australia. It's out in the stable, right? :D
  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
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    I have my toothbrushes and other toiletries brought to me as required by the hired help.
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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    That means my bogbrush has toothpaste on it. I'll use that instead, then.

    It'll get around your big mouth quicker and more thoroughly. ;)
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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    This guy's paint brush has fecal matter on it.

    I thought it worth a mention.

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  • eMMI
    eMMI Posts: 6,262
    sponger wrote:
    Turns out this was challenged on mythbusters and they found fecal bacteria on toothbrushes not only in the bathroom, but also on ones placed in the kitchen.

    None of the toothbrushes tested on mythbusters had bacteria levels that were considered dangerous.

    yup, saw that episode.. so, I've come to terms with the germs since then.. about time all of you people did the same. :p
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  • pjtaper
    pjtaper Posts: 3,020
    don't really want to read the details, I'm just glad I have a sink in my bedroom...
    no poop for me!
  • rival.
    rival. Chicago Posts: 7,775
    so is it bad if you continue to use your toothbrush after you drop it in the toilet?

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