slept like a baby

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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Anne Widdecombe is cute???!?!?!?! :eek::eek::eek:

    That was probably the worst case of sarcasm you'll ever see on the board. :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • reeferchief
    reeferchief Posts: 3,569
    Anne Widdecombe is like a worst nightmare.
    I hear a fly landed on her minge and threw up.
    Can not be arsed with life no more.
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Does she have an ass like 2 hams fighting in a pair of jeans?
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    reeferchief wrote:
    Anne Widdecombe is like a worst nightmare.
    I hear a fly landed on her minge and threw up.

    A fly heard one of her speeches on TV and threw up.. It then landed on her minge and wished it was a bee.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    That was probably the worst case of sarcasm you'll ever see on the board. :D
    Y'see, I didn't even get the sarcasm. I just thought you were sick.

    :D
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"

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