The greatest casting decisions NEVER made:

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  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    :D and as Beck said, we aren't here to judge. After all, we'll all be here too...

    Oh what fulfilling lives we lead.

    It's either this, or trading witty non-sequiturs with the wallpaper. I think we make the right choice. :D

    Just never let me get away with a joke as bad as that bee joke I made last night. :p
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  • libragirl
    libragirl Posts: 4,632
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    Johnny Depp as Heathcliff????? :o Anyone?

    huh..i really can't say. I never read wuthering heights or saw the movie. But he is great in anything..well except Charlie and the chocolate factory. :p
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  • reeferchief
    reeferchief Posts: 3,569
    libragirl wrote:
    huh..i really can't say. I never read wuthering heights or saw the movie. But he is great in anything..well except Charlie and the chocolate factory. :p

    Good morning starshine, earth says hello. I enjoy depp in the role all though Gene Wilder is much better.

    Simon Pegg should be cast in more roles, a satirical remake of The Shining maybe.
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  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    suns rival wrote:
    Vern Troyer as Bruce Banner.

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  • libragirl
    libragirl Posts: 4,632
    reeferchief wrote:
    Good morning starshine, earth says hello. .

    Not for anything but was that necessary?

    Well that is cool, but I personally did not like how he played the role. :).
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  • reeferchief
    reeferchief Posts: 3,569
    libragirl wrote:
    Not for anything but was that necessary?

    Well that is cool, but I personally did not like how he played the role. :).

    I thought he fit well in Tim Burtons portrayal, and no there was nothing necessary about it, just my favourite quote from the film haha.:)
    I also thought Burton put a beautifully dark slant on the story visually, but I wouldn't excpect anything less from him.
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  • libragirl
    libragirl Posts: 4,632
    reeferchief wrote:
    I thought he fit well in Tim Burtons portrayal, and no there was nothing necessary about it, just my favourite quote from the film haha.:)
    I also thought Burton put a beautifully dark slant on the story visually, but I wouldn't excpect anything less from him.

    ah..well you are obviously a big Tim Burton fan :).

    Ah, well yeah the reference was lost on me...I haven't seen the movie in a long time but loved it when i was a kid.
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  • Heineken Helen
    Heineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    libragirl wrote:
    huh..i really can't say. I never read wuthering heights or saw the movie. But he is great in anything..well except Charlie and the chocolate factory. :p
    well heathcliff has to be dark, rugged, handsome, mean, bad guy but one you sympathise with.

    Hahaha... Simon Pegg in satirical remake of the shining :) I like that one.
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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Kieran Culkin as Holden Caulfield
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  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    Johnny Depp as Heathcliff????? :o Anyone?

    no. he doesnt have that menace heathcliff has.
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  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,712
    Richard Simmons as Conan the Barbarian??
  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,712
    WeaponX655321 wrote:
    Bruce Campbell (circa '93) as Superman.
    Most definitely.
  • Sian-of-the-dead
    Sian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    The greatest casting decision NEVER made:

    Rygar and myself in the 2004 Dawn of the Dead remake.
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    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,712
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    Rygar and myself in the 2004 Dawn of the Dead remake.
    IT ISN"T REAL???
  • Sian-of-the-dead
    Sian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    Rygar wrote:
    IT ISN"T REAL???

    *sniff* no... :(
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • ajedigecko
    ajedigecko \m/deplorable af \m/ Posts: 2,431
    not sure is this fits the topic but.......will smith was cast to play neo in the matrix but turned it down.
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  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,712
    ajedigecko wrote:
    not sure is this fits the topic but.......will smith was cast to play neo in the matrix but turned it down.
    Fits the topic.

    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    *sniff* no... :(

    Dang dang double dang.
  • reeferchief
    reeferchief Posts: 3,569
    ajedigecko wrote:
    not sure is this fits the topic but.......will smith was cast to play neo in the matrix but turned it down.

    Not that I enjoyed the film anyway, but I think I would have got even less enjoyment out of it with big Will playing the lead, I think it should have been the guy who plays Jean Luc Piccard in the next generation, although it still wouldn't be good.:)
    Can you tell I dont like the film?:D
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  • ajedigecko
    ajedigecko \m/deplorable af \m/ Posts: 2,431
    reeferchief wrote:
    Not that I enjoyed the film anyway, but I think I would have got even less enjoyment out of it with big Will playing the lead, I think it should have been the guy who plays Jean Luc Piccard in the next generation, although it still wouldn't be good.:)
    Can you tell I dont like the film?:D
    interesting........i acutually think will would have been a great choice. i think piccard may have been too elderly for the role, but what do i know, i am sitting in my basement typing about.....awww screw it, i do not know what i am trying to say.
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  • reeferchief
    reeferchief Posts: 3,569
    ajedigecko wrote:
    interesting........i acutually think will would have been a great choice. i think piccard may have been too elderly for the role, but what do i know, i am sitting in my basement typing about.....awww screw it, i do not know what i am trying to say.

    I know what your saying haha, I dont even know why I bothered myself, lol.
    And your right Piccard is a bit old, theres just something about his voice it belongs in crazy sci-fi stuff like the Matrix.
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