The greatest casting decisions NEVER made:

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  • small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    That's a relief. :D Jeez, in one day, I reveal myself as a Walker Texas Ranger fanatic, and gay for Tom Selleck. Not Rhino's best day. :p

    LMAO
  • Chris Farley as Shrek. He was supposed to be but then he died. :(
  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    We aren't here to judge :p;)
    we're not? :D Speak for yourself... but this one HAS to be judged :D
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  • spongersponger Posts: 3,159
    Cheri Oteri as a Bond girl.
  • Bruce Campbell (circa '93) as Superman.
  • eMMIeMMI Posts: 6,262
    umm. the first thing that came to my mind when I read the thread title..

    Yoda as Scarface.

    :o


    I don't know why! :eek: I've never even seen Scarface!!! (ok, ok, maybe I have, but it must've been a loonnnng time ago)





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  • Ledbetterman10Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,929
    Eddie Vedder as the Dude?
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  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    That's a relief. :D Jeez, in one day, I reveal myself as a Walker Texas Ranger fanatic, and gay for Tom Selleck. Not Rhino's best day. :p
    On the contrary. You've been threatening to make the grade for a while but you're now in my top 3 pit members :cool:
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • Jeremy1012 wrote:
    On the contrary. You've been threatening to make the grade for a while but you're now in my top 3 pit members :cool:

    Hooray! :D Today the pit... tomorrow... the world. Or, more likely, the pit again. And again the day after. I'm nothing if not a creature of habit. :)
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  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Hooray! :D Today the pit... tomorrow... the world. Or, more likely, the pit again. And again the day after. I'm nothing if not a creature of habit. :)
    :D and as Beck said, we aren't here to judge. After all, we'll all be here too...

    Oh what fulfilling lives we lead.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • Jeremy1012 wrote:
    :D and as Beck said, we aren't here to judge. After all, we'll all be here too...

    Oh what fulfilling lives we lead.

    It's either this, or trading witty non-sequiturs with the wallpaper. I think we make the right choice. :D

    Just never let me get away with a joke as bad as that bee joke I made last night. :p
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  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    Johnny Depp as Heathcliff????? :o Anyone?

    huh..i really can't say. I never read wuthering heights or saw the movie. But he is great in anything..well except Charlie and the chocolate factory. :p
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  • reeferchiefreeferchief Posts: 3,569
    libragirl wrote:
    huh..i really can't say. I never read wuthering heights or saw the movie. But he is great in anything..well except Charlie and the chocolate factory. :p

    Good morning starshine, earth says hello. I enjoy depp in the role all though Gene Wilder is much better.

    Simon Pegg should be cast in more roles, a satirical remake of The Shining maybe.
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    suns rival wrote:
    Vern Troyer as Bruce Banner.

    He does look pretty buff in his sex tape
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  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    Good morning starshine, earth says hello. .

    Not for anything but was that necessary?

    Well that is cool, but I personally did not like how he played the role. :).
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • reeferchiefreeferchief Posts: 3,569
    libragirl wrote:
    Not for anything but was that necessary?

    Well that is cool, but I personally did not like how he played the role. :).

    I thought he fit well in Tim Burtons portrayal, and no there was nothing necessary about it, just my favourite quote from the film haha.:)
    I also thought Burton put a beautifully dark slant on the story visually, but I wouldn't excpect anything less from him.
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  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    I thought he fit well in Tim Burtons portrayal, and no there was nothing necessary about it, just my favourite quote from the film haha.:)
    I also thought Burton put a beautifully dark slant on the story visually, but I wouldn't excpect anything less from him.

    ah..well you are obviously a big Tim Burton fan :).

    Ah, well yeah the reference was lost on me...I haven't seen the movie in a long time but loved it when i was a kid.
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  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    libragirl wrote:
    huh..i really can't say. I never read wuthering heights or saw the movie. But he is great in anything..well except Charlie and the chocolate factory. :p
    well heathcliff has to be dark, rugged, handsome, mean, bad guy but one you sympathise with.

    Hahaha... Simon Pegg in satirical remake of the shining :) I like that one.
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • Kieran Culkin as Holden Caulfield
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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    Johnny Depp as Heathcliff????? :o Anyone?

    no. he doesnt have that menace heathcliff has.
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,689
    Richard Simmons as Conan the Barbarian??
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,689
    Bruce Campbell (circa '93) as Superman.
    Most definitely.
  • The greatest casting decision NEVER made:

    Rygar and myself in the 2004 Dawn of the Dead remake.
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    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,689
    Rygar and myself in the 2004 Dawn of the Dead remake.
    IT ISN"T REAL???
  • Rygar wrote:
    IT ISN"T REAL???

    *sniff* no... :(
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • ajedigeckoajedigecko \m/deplorable af \m/ Posts: 2,430
    not sure is this fits the topic but.......will smith was cast to play neo in the matrix but turned it down.
    live and let live...unless it violates the pearligious doctrine.
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,689
    ajedigecko wrote:
    not sure is this fits the topic but.......will smith was cast to play neo in the matrix but turned it down.
    Fits the topic.

    *sniff* no... :(

    Dang dang double dang.
  • reeferchiefreeferchief Posts: 3,569
    ajedigecko wrote:
    not sure is this fits the topic but.......will smith was cast to play neo in the matrix but turned it down.

    Not that I enjoyed the film anyway, but I think I would have got even less enjoyment out of it with big Will playing the lead, I think it should have been the guy who plays Jean Luc Piccard in the next generation, although it still wouldn't be good.:)
    Can you tell I dont like the film?:D
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  • ajedigeckoajedigecko \m/deplorable af \m/ Posts: 2,430
    Not that I enjoyed the film anyway, but I think I would have got even less enjoyment out of it with big Will playing the lead, I think it should have been the guy who plays Jean Luc Piccard in the next generation, although it still wouldn't be good.:)
    Can you tell I dont like the film?:D
    interesting........i acutually think will would have been a great choice. i think piccard may have been too elderly for the role, but what do i know, i am sitting in my basement typing about.....awww screw it, i do not know what i am trying to say.
    live and let live...unless it violates the pearligious doctrine.
  • reeferchiefreeferchief Posts: 3,569
    ajedigecko wrote:
    interesting........i acutually think will would have been a great choice. i think piccard may have been too elderly for the role, but what do i know, i am sitting in my basement typing about.....awww screw it, i do not know what i am trying to say.

    I know what your saying haha, I dont even know why I bothered myself, lol.
    And your right Piccard is a bit old, theres just something about his voice it belongs in crazy sci-fi stuff like the Matrix.
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