what a sick fuck kirk cameron turned out to be

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  • nfanel
    nfanel Posts: 2,558
    Poncier wrote:
    I like big bibles and I can not lie...


    So lets check out the career paths of the "Seaver children"

    Mike: goes on to become religious zealot
    Carol: becomes bulimic, career high point is Celebrity Mole
    Ben: reduced to cameos in McDonald's commrcials
    Chrissy: who knows
    Luke: became the greatest actor of his generation

    Moral of the story: be adopted. :D
    lol. and i would like to point out...i had a crush on leo back when he was just luke!!! his pin-up was right next to the joey mcintyre ones. :)
  • Brain of J.Lo
    Brain of J.Lo Posts: 3,259
    Poncier wrote:
    I like big bibles and I can not lie...


    So lets check out the career paths of the "Seaver children"

    Mike: goes on to become religious zealot
    Carol: becomes bulimic, career high point is Celebrity Mole
    Ben: reduced to cameos in McDonald's commrcials
    Chrissy: who knows
    Luke: became the greatest actor of his generation

    Moral of the story: be adopted. :D

    lol :)

    And what the fuck was that mcdonald's commercial cameo all about? It was, perhaps, the most random moment in commercial history. :D
  • sweet adeline
    sweet adeline Posts: 2,191
    Poncier wrote:
    I like big bibles and I can not lie...


    So lets check out the career paths of the "Seaver children"

    Mike: goes on to become religious zealot
    Carol: becomes bulimic, career high point is Celebrity Mole
    Ben: reduced to cameos in McDonald's commrcials
    Chrissy: who knows
    Luke: became the greatest actor of his generation

    Moral of the story: be adopted. :D

    i guess kramer was wrong, adoption doesn't lead to becoming a serial killer.
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Poncier wrote:
    I like big bibles and I can not lie...


    So lets check out the career paths of the "Seaver children"

    Mike: goes on to become religious zealot
    Carol: becomes bulimic, career high point is Celebrity Mole and driving drunk and rolling her suv
    Ben: reduced to cameos in McDonald's commrcials
    Chrissy: who knows
    Luke: became the greatest actor of his generation

    Moral of the story: be adopted. :D

    had to add that....:)
  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 18,031
    cutback wrote:
    had to add that....:)
    Yes I shouldn't have left that out.

    What ever happened to her sister, Missy, the blonde who was the Governor's daughter in "Benson"?
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Poncier wrote:
    Yes I shouldn't have left that out.

    What ever happened to her sister, Missy, the blonde who was the Governor's daughter in "Benson"?

    :eek:

    Now known as Dr. Melissa Gold, she resides in Maine where she is a practicing psychologist.

    :eek:

    wtf??? :D
  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 18,031
    cutback wrote:
    :eek:

    Now known as Dr. Melissa Gold, she resides in Maine where she is a practicing psychologist.

    :eek:

    wtf??? :D
    Maine, eh. Lou's up there on "vacation"...I think I am finally starting to piece this puzzle together.
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 18,031
    Solat13 wrote:
    Apparently, not much. Just went on his imdb page and it appears playing Boner was the highpoint of his life. ;)

    http://imdb.com/name/nm0462809/

    Also, he shares a birthday with nfanel. So now she can celebrate Boner's birthday with Donnie Wahlberg's on hers next year. ;)
    Actually I think being Chekov's son may be the high point of his life.

    What do you think is a better opener at a party:

    A. I played "Boner"

    2. My dad was Chekov on Star Trek, I saw Shatner without his rug on set one day.
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • Solat13
    Solat13 Posts: 6,996
    Poncier wrote:
    Actually I think being Chekov's son may be the high point of his life.

    What do you think is a better opener at a party:

    A. I played "Boner"

    2. My dad was Chekov on Star Trek, I saw Shatner without his rug on set one day.


    I think at a party unless you were at a Comic Book convention party, Boner would go better. People would say who is Chekov and look confused. If he was Scottie's son then you may have something.

    I think Richard Milhouse "Boner" Stabbone has more pop culture cache with people under 40 then Chekov. Then again, I've never watched an episode of Star Trek.
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  • Flannel Shirt
    Flannel Shirt Posts: 1,021
    sweet adeline wrote:

    wonder what happened to boner?

    All Boners go away.

    He is big every once and a while, then hes not so big, then he gets big again, then not so big, and so on and so forth.
    All that's sacred, comes from youth....dedications, naive and true.
  • libragirl
    libragirl Posts: 4,632
    jeez..I thought he molested someone or something. I don't think finding God qualifies you as being a sicko...but that's just my opinion.
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • JOEJOEJOE
    JOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,842
    sweet adeline wrote:
    http://potw.news.yahoo.com/s/potw/41/left-behind

    i liked him much better as mike seaver.

    wonder what happened to boner?

    Looks like Sweet Adeline has become Sweet Out-Of-Line!

    Get it...get it???
    :)
  • libragirl
    libragirl Posts: 4,632
    lol...good one. :)
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • ReleaseMe...
    ReleaseMe... Posts: 494
    i thought he was cool back then, but after seeing that...now he is the man. keep up the good work, kirk
    Mansfield II: # 23, since '03

    routine was the theme..

    there aint gonna be any middle any more
  • sweet adeline
    sweet adeline Posts: 2,191
    JOEJOEJOE wrote:
    Looks like Sweet Adeline has become Sweet Out-Of-Line!

    Get it...get it???
    :)

    nice.

    http://kirkcameron.com/

    turn down the volume unless you want to hear the theme song from 'growing pains'.
  • FnCircus
    FnCircus Posts: 439
    damn, looks like I won't be going to heaven...................
  • civ_eng_girl
    civ_eng_girl Posts: 2,001
    Flannel Shirt wrote:
    All Boners go away.

    He is big every once and a while, then hes not so big, then he gets big again, then not so big, and so on and so forth.

    ROTFL! :D

    oh, the rollercoaster carrer of a D-list celebrity.... :p
    ~~*~~ ...i surfaced and all of my being was enlightend... ~~*~~
  • CHANGEinWAVES
    CHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    sweet adeline wrote:
    nice.

    http://kirkcameron.com/

    turn down the volume unless you want to hear the theme song from 'growing pains'.
    that song makes me want to vomit.
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • sweet adeline
    sweet adeline Posts: 2,191
    F'n_Circus wrote:
    damn, looks like I won't be going to heaven...................

    http://www.wayofthemaster.com/

    yep, i'm screwed too. darn :(
  • JOEJOEJOE
    JOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,842
    sweet adeline wrote:
    nice.

    http://kirkcameron.com/

    turn down the volume unless you want to hear the theme song from 'growing pains'.

    I pray that Kirk never sees "Groin Pains"...its a gay porn based on his character...shocking, I say!
    :)

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