what a sick fuck kirk cameron turned out to be

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  • sweet adeline
    sweet adeline Posts: 2,191
    JOEJOEJOE wrote:
    I pray that Kirk never sees "Groin Pains"...its a gay porn based on his character...shocking, I say!
    :)

    show me that smile again
  • drivingrl
    drivingrl Posts: 1,448
    Holy receding hairline, batman.
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    kevinbeetle: "Yes. When her career washes up and her and Gavin move to Galveston, you will meet her at Hot Topic shopping for a Japanese cheerleader outfit.

    Next!"
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    long red wrote:
    whenever someone finds god, they inevitably become lame and annoying.


    When someone "finds" GOD, was he really ever lost?? WEIRD!


    Candace Cameron is also a bit religous. Also, Willie Ames (Charles in Charge, Eight is enough) is super religous. LOOK HIM UP! He plays a superhero for JESUS!
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • sponger
    sponger Posts: 3,159
    rhinomagic wrote:
    Why is it there is endless tolerance and acceptance for so many forms of opinion, lifestyle, or behavior,
    .

    Say what? Endless tolerance and acceptance? Are you kidding? Did you not notice that christianity is the official moral sponsor of "decent" americans?
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    sponger wrote:
    Say what? Endless tolerance and acceptance? Are you kidding? Did you not notice that christianity is the official moral sponsor of "decent" americans?


    YUP!!
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • I fucking HATE Kirk Cameron. :mad:

    yeah, some "Christian"!!
    like a billion years ago, I had a friend (okay it was me) who had a major crush on him, and went to a taping of some other show, and the cast of Growing Pains was on the lot and before you try to say that he may have been busy or tired or blah blah blah - a kid right in front of me got an autograph, and a kid to the left of me got one...and I wanted an autograph, but I was wearing a Black Sabbath shirt (it's how I rolled) and he DIDNT GIVE ME AN AUTOGRAPH. He actually made clucking sounds and waggled his fingers at me. he is a tool.

    I hope that he finds out that his Wife is actually double teaming goats in satanic sex rituals

    Kirk Cameron should rot in the hell he thought I was destined for - because he is a douche...Alan Thicke was cool, for a Canadian. ;)

    if anyone wants a signed pic of Alan Thicke from the Growing Pains years...just let me know...he is remarkably hairy...for a Canadian. ;)
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  • sweet adeline
    sweet adeline Posts: 2,191
    according to kirk camerons website, one of any of the following will get you a one way ticket to hell:

    1. not putting god before everything else in your life (family included).
    2. if your god is a god of mercy and love (that god doesn't exist according to kirk)
    3. taking the lords name in vain (i break this one about 5 times a day)
    4. done anything on the sabbath (i'm assuming going to church is acceptable)
    5. not honoring your mother and father
    6. murdered someone (okay, something i can agree with)
    7. committed adultery (the site says even looking at another person with lust is considered adultery, let alone having pre-marital sex).
    8. stealing, no matter how small
    9. lie. if you lie once, you are a LIAR! not only that, you'll spend eternity with the rest of the worlds liars in a lake of fire. (i'm not making this up)
    10. wanting something another person has. not their house, car, wife, lifestlye.

    there they are, the 10 commandments. break one and you're fucked.

    kirk is pretty serious about this, so thinking about it now, he is pretty twisted.

    take his test to see if you are a good person that gets to go to heaven here:
    http://www.wayofthemaster.com/goodperson.shtml
  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,929
    I fucking HATE Kirk Cameron. :mad:

    yeah, some "Christian"!!
    like a billion years ago, I had a friend (okay it was me) who had a major crush on him, and went to a taping of some other show, and the cast of Growing Pains was on the lot and before you try to say that he may have been busy or tired or blah blah blah - a kid right in front of me got an autograph, and a kid to the left of me got one...and I wanted an autograph, but I was wearing a Black Sabbath shirt (it's how I rolled) and he DIDNT GIVE ME AN AUTOGRAPH. He actually made clucking sounds and waggled his fingers at me. he is a tool.

    I hope that he finds out that his Wife is actually double teaming goats in satanic sex rituals

    Kirk Cameron should rot in the hell he thought I was destined for - because he is a douche...Alan Thicke was cool, for a Canadian. ;)

    if anyone wants a signed pic of Alan Thicke from the Growing Pains years...just let me know...he is remarkably hairy...for a Canadian. ;)
    You never fail to make me smile.

    (Was it an Ozzy-era Sabbath shirt or Dio-era?)
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,929

    take his test to see if you are a good person that gets to go to heaven here:
    http://www.wayofthemaster.com/goodperson.shtml
    I clicked "Guilty" on #1 (sorry God, but when the wife's on all 4's buck nekkid, you lose), and couldn't take any more of his prattling on during commandment 2, so I ended the test...I'm quite sure by Kirk's standards I'm going to hell, but at least I'll have plenty of company.
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • sweet adeline
    sweet adeline Posts: 2,191
    Poncier wrote:
    I clicked "Guilty" on #1 (sorry God, but when the wife's on all 4's buck nekkid, you lose), and couldn't take any more of his prattling on during commandment 2, so I ended the test...I'm quite sure by Kirk's standards I'm going to hell, but at least I'll have plenty of company.

    if kirk cameron is going to be in heaven, i think we'll be better off in hell. judgemental mofo.

    :high five:
  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    is it "stealing" from my boss being on here all day at work???

    yeah, i am screwed
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • sweet adeline
    sweet adeline Posts: 2,191
    Lizard wrote:
    is it "stealing" from my boss being on here all day at work???

    yeah, i am screwed

    see you in hell Lizard. hopefully our seats will be near each other ;)
  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,929
    see you in hell Lizard. hopefully our seats will be near each other ;)
    That depends on what your WayoftheMaster Club number is. Mine is 666xx.
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • LONGRD
    LONGRD Posts: 6,036
    sponger wrote:
    Say what? Endless tolerance and acceptance? Are you kidding? Did you not notice that christianity is the official moral sponsor of "decent" americans?
    it's also responsible for countless death and murdering of American Indians, Africans, and others.
    It's one of the most popular religion,
    yet also most destructive as well.
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  • lukin2006
    lukin2006 Posts: 9,087
    I'm not religious, but don't you think its a bit far-fetched to call him a "sick fuck"?

    Cameron says his priorities are very clear: "God, family, career — in that order."

    Anyone who puts there family 2nd are not right in the ahead.
    I have certain rules I live by ... My First Rule ... I don't believe anything the government tells me ... George Carlin

    "Life Is What Happens To You When Your Busy Making Other Plans" John Lennon
  • sponger
    sponger Posts: 3,159
    "I was rich, I was young, I was famous, I could do anything I wanted with whomever I wanted. And I start to think, 'Boy, have I reached the sum of everything in life?'"

    Yeah, really. What more is there to life other than being a star on a TV sitcom?
  • sigh eternally
    sigh eternally Chicago Posts: 421
    I fucking HATE Kirk Cameron. :mad:

    I hope that he finds out that his Wife is actually double teaming goats in satanic sex rituals

    :)
  • sponger wrote:
    "I was rich, I was young, I was famous, I could do anything I wanted with whomever I wanted. And I start to think, 'Boy, have I reached the sum of everything in life?'"

    Yeah, really. What more is there to life other than being a star on a TV sitcom?



    well it sure gave him the means to just walk away and become a religious, preachy zealot. always convenient to ALREADY benefit from the 'evils of the world'...and then become a judgemental do-gooder.


    altho i will agree, bit harsh calling him a sick fuck. i thought it this thread was going to be about cameron double-teaming goats in satanic rituals. ;) yea...that really made me laugh too!


    and yes, i will be joining you all in hell. i already knew that, but thank cameron for making it crystal clear.
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • yeah it's usually the raging sluts that then "see the light" :rolleyes:

    i just took the test, i'm SO gonna need SPF 4000 in my casket :o oh well, guess i'm not a "good person" lol
  • KosmicJelli
    KosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    Shouldnt this be what a sick fuck Gary coleman turned out to be?


    personal opinion... who gives at ratzazz