drivingrl: "Will I ever get to meet Gwen Stefani?"
kevinbeetle: "Yes. When her career washes up and her and Gavin move to Galveston, you will meet her at Hot Topic shopping for a Japanese cheerleader outfit.
whenever someone finds god, they inevitably become lame and annoying.
When someone "finds" GOD, was he really ever lost?? WEIRD!
Candace Cameron is also a bit religous. Also, Willie Ames (Charles in Charge, Eight is enough) is super religous. LOOK HIM UP! He plays a superhero for JESUS!
And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
yeah, some "Christian"!!
like a billion years ago, I had a friend (okay it was me) who had a major crush on him, and went to a taping of some other show, and the cast of Growing Pains was on the lot and before you try to say that he may have been busy or tired or blah blah blah - a kid right in front of me got an autograph, and a kid to the left of me got one...and I wanted an autograph, but I was wearing a Black Sabbath shirt (it's how I rolled) and he DIDNT GIVE ME AN AUTOGRAPH. He actually made clucking sounds and waggled his fingers at me. he is a tool.
I hope that he finds out that his Wife is actually double teaming goats in satanic sex rituals
Kirk Cameron should rot in the hell he thought I was destined for - because he is a douche...Alan Thicke was cool, for a Canadian.
if anyone wants a signed pic of Alan Thicke from the Growing Pains years...just let me know...he is remarkably hairy...for a Canadian.
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
according to kirk camerons website, one of any of the following will get you a one way ticket to hell:
1. not putting god before everything else in your life (family included).
2. if your god is a god of mercy and love (that god doesn't exist according to kirk)
3. taking the lords name in vain (i break this one about 5 times a day)
4. done anything on the sabbath (i'm assuming going to church is acceptable)
5. not honoring your mother and father
6. murdered someone (okay, something i can agree with)
7. committed adultery (the site says even looking at another person with lust is considered adultery, let alone having pre-marital sex).
8. stealing, no matter how small
9. lie. if you lie once, you are a LIAR! not only that, you'll spend eternity with the rest of the worlds liars in a lake of fire. (i'm not making this up)
10. wanting something another person has. not their house, car, wife, lifestlye.
there they are, the 10 commandments. break one and you're fucked.
kirk is pretty serious about this, so thinking about it now, he is pretty twisted.
yeah, some "Christian"!!
like a billion years ago, I had a friend (okay it was me) who had a major crush on him, and went to a taping of some other show, and the cast of Growing Pains was on the lot and before you try to say that he may have been busy or tired or blah blah blah - a kid right in front of me got an autograph, and a kid to the left of me got one...and I wanted an autograph, but I was wearing a Black Sabbath shirt (it's how I rolled) and he DIDNT GIVE ME AN AUTOGRAPH. He actually made clucking sounds and waggled his fingers at me. he is a tool.
I hope that he finds out that his Wife is actually double teaming goats in satanic sex rituals
Kirk Cameron should rot in the hell he thought I was destined for - because he is a douche...Alan Thicke was cool, for a Canadian.
if anyone wants a signed pic of Alan Thicke from the Growing Pains years...just let me know...he is remarkably hairy...for a Canadian.
I clicked "Guilty" on #1 (sorry God, but when the wife's on all 4's buck nekkid, you lose), and couldn't take any more of his prattling on during commandment 2, so I ended the test...I'm quite sure by Kirk's standards I'm going to hell, but at least I'll have plenty of company.
I clicked "Guilty" on #1 (sorry God, but when the wife's on all 4's buck nekkid, you lose), and couldn't take any more of his prattling on during commandment 2, so I ended the test...I'm quite sure by Kirk's standards I'm going to hell, but at least I'll have plenty of company.
if kirk cameron is going to be in heaven, i think we'll be better off in hell. judgemental mofo.
Say what? Endless tolerance and acceptance? Are you kidding? Did you not notice that christianity is the official moral sponsor of "decent" americans?
it's also responsible for countless death and murdering of American Indians, Africans, and others. It's one of the most popular religion, yet also most destructive as well.
"I was rich, I was young, I was famous, I could do anything I wanted with whomever I wanted. And I start to think, 'Boy, have I reached the sum of everything in life?'"
Yeah, really. What more is there to life other than being a star on a TV sitcom?
"I was rich, I was young, I was famous, I could do anything I wanted with whomever I wanted. And I start to think, 'Boy, have I reached the sum of everything in life?'"
Yeah, really. What more is there to life other than being a star on a TV sitcom?
well it sure gave him the means to just walk away and become a religious, preachy zealot. always convenient to ALREADY benefit from the 'evils of the world'...and then become a judgemental do-gooder.
altho i will agree, bit harsh calling him a sick fuck. i thought it this thread was going to be about cameron double-teaming goats in satanic rituals. yea...that really made me laugh too!
and yes, i will be joining you all in hell. i already knew that, but thank cameron for making it crystal clear.
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Looks like Sweet Adeline has become Sweet Out-Of-Line!
Get it...get it???
routine was the theme..
there aint gonna be any middle any more
nice.
http://kirkcameron.com/
turn down the volume unless you want to hear the theme song from 'growing pains'.
ROTFL!
oh, the rollercoaster carrer of a D-list celebrity....
http://www.wayofthemaster.com/
yep, i'm screwed too. darn :(
I pray that Kirk never sees "Groin Pains"...its a gay porn based on his character...shocking, I say!
show me that smile again
kevinbeetle: "Yes. When her career washes up and her and Gavin move to Galveston, you will meet her at Hot Topic shopping for a Japanese cheerleader outfit.
Next!"
When someone "finds" GOD, was he really ever lost?? WEIRD!
Candace Cameron is also a bit religous. Also, Willie Ames (Charles in Charge, Eight is enough) is super religous. LOOK HIM UP! He plays a superhero for JESUS!
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
Say what? Endless tolerance and acceptance? Are you kidding? Did you not notice that christianity is the official moral sponsor of "decent" americans?
http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=272825
YUP!!
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
yeah, some "Christian"!!
like a billion years ago, I had a friend (okay it was me) who had a major crush on him, and went to a taping of some other show, and the cast of Growing Pains was on the lot and before you try to say that he may have been busy or tired or blah blah blah - a kid right in front of me got an autograph, and a kid to the left of me got one...and I wanted an autograph, but I was wearing a Black Sabbath shirt (it's how I rolled) and he DIDNT GIVE ME AN AUTOGRAPH. He actually made clucking sounds and waggled his fingers at me. he is a tool.
I hope that he finds out that his Wife is actually double teaming goats in satanic sex rituals
Kirk Cameron should rot in the hell he thought I was destined for - because he is a douche...Alan Thicke was cool, for a Canadian.
if anyone wants a signed pic of Alan Thicke from the Growing Pains years...just let me know...he is remarkably hairy...for a Canadian.
1. not putting god before everything else in your life (family included).
2. if your god is a god of mercy and love (that god doesn't exist according to kirk)
3. taking the lords name in vain (i break this one about 5 times a day)
4. done anything on the sabbath (i'm assuming going to church is acceptable)
5. not honoring your mother and father
6. murdered someone (okay, something i can agree with)
7. committed adultery (the site says even looking at another person with lust is considered adultery, let alone having pre-marital sex).
8. stealing, no matter how small
9. lie. if you lie once, you are a LIAR! not only that, you'll spend eternity with the rest of the worlds liars in a lake of fire. (i'm not making this up)
10. wanting something another person has. not their house, car, wife, lifestlye.
there they are, the 10 commandments. break one and you're fucked.
kirk is pretty serious about this, so thinking about it now, he is pretty twisted.
take his test to see if you are a good person that gets to go to heaven here:
http://www.wayofthemaster.com/goodperson.shtml
(Was it an Ozzy-era Sabbath shirt or Dio-era?)
if kirk cameron is going to be in heaven, i think we'll be better off in hell. judgemental mofo.
:high five:
yeah, i am screwed
Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
see you in hell Lizard. hopefully our seats will be near each other
It's one of the most popular religion,
yet also most destructive as well.
EV- 08/09,10/2008.06/08,09/2009
Cameron says his priorities are very clear: "God, family, career — in that order."
Anyone who puts there family 2nd are not right in the ahead.
"Life Is What Happens To You When Your Busy Making Other Plans" John Lennon
Yeah, really. What more is there to life other than being a star on a TV sitcom?
http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=272825
well it sure gave him the means to just walk away and become a religious, preachy zealot. always convenient to ALREADY benefit from the 'evils of the world'...and then become a judgemental do-gooder.
altho i will agree, bit harsh calling him a sick fuck. i thought it this thread was going to be about cameron double-teaming goats in satanic rituals.
and yes, i will be joining you all in hell. i already knew that, but thank cameron for making it crystal clear.
Let's just breathe...
I am myself like you somehow
i just took the test, i'm SO gonna need SPF 4000 in my casket
personal opinion... who gives at ratzazz